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It’s time to give Asia a one-over again and find some fuck all obscure sites while at it! My time with the Massive Gay Pass has been a treasure trove of random-ass channels that probably got lost in the Bermuda Triangle some years ago, so I kinda made it my mission to go through as many as I can before I got too bored and lazy to write. You can always check out some of my other reviews from this family, but don’t worry, I’ll be sure to name-drop a few since it’s easy clickbait anyway. Today I’m unpacking the old box where XXXAsianGays was stored and it already smells of used rubber and, well, you know how old cum smells like? Yeah, it’s kinda like that. Without further ado, let me in, let me iiiiinnnnn!!!

The basics of the network that are kinda the usual

Theme is the kink on this network because every channel is made up of porn clips that follow one niche. It can be anything from bareback, Europeans, or even black guys. Can your empty brain case figure out what XXXAsian fucking GAYS has for its theme? That’s right! It features gay Asian guys! You’re such a smart cookie, here’s a biscuit! The only time you’ll see a non-Asian guy here is when the white blokes turn up for some interracial action. Now, I say that themes are strong, but the network has had some misses with vids that don’t line up with the dress code for the orgy party. I had to give this place a bit of a scrub to see what it’s hiding behind the empty lube boxes.

Ok, so what I found is kinda interesting. Sure, you get a lot of Thai guys, and they are the ones who don’t get enough recognition in porn anyway. Love to see them on the screen, but they were also with some Japanese lads, too. I’m not sure about the other paler fellas here, but they’re probably from other Asian countries. The dudes that really had me at the edge of my seat were a rare as fuck kind of Asian. The Indians, lads! Don’t give me shit like they aren’t Asian. Their country is literally fucking in Asia! I know I have American readers, but c’mon! Columbus fucked up once, and that was enough! These guys are rare to see in gay porn, and they really add to the smut!

But since all guys come from countries that are kinda eehh on the gay shagging, they don’t have that much recognition to their name. If I had to take a guess, you’re not gonna be finding them anywhere else. Massive Gay Pass already struck me as an amateur-heavy network, and XXXAsian is keeping up with the tradition. This is a pure collection of amateurs from Asia who were brave enough to lick ass and suck dick for the camera! The theme is literally just “be Asian,” so the action itself is going to be anything and everything. Mostly duos, to be honest, and I hadn’t really picked up on some advanced themes beyond just the interracial I mentioned before. Every MGP channel is kinda like this, so this is not that weird to see.

Here are the goods you get on the channel and the network

Starting with our Asians who are also rocking that twink groove, we have some 85 videos to enjoy! Not every clip has a pic set, but there are 79 albums of ok images that have like 50-100 or so images inside. You can snag them in a zip file if you like them, but they are a bit on the teeny side. That said, the whole network is rocking downloads, so you can save all of your pornos here if you’re feeling like it. There are smaller vid resolutions if you want to save memory space on your potato device, but I wouldn’t go for them if I were you. As for DRMs… there are no DRMs here, sir. None at all. Fly, you fools. You absolute gooner buffoons.

In the market for more Asian gays? I did a review on AsianBoyToys from the same fucking network a bit ago, so you can absolutely check out the channel while you’re here. You get some 36 bonus channels with your sub, so it might take you a bit to go through it all. It all adds up to some 7000-5000+ bonus clips. By god, it’s not 100% Asian, but if you like bundles of themed gay porn, they’ll do the trick. Every channel here is kind of a bite sized so you can slurp them up like a cum smoothie depending on what you’re feeling that day. The place looks a bit dusty, and you’d be right to feel it! Let me talk about the downsides here.

Some of the less nice features of the network

Massive Gay Pass is a bit of a hoarder. You go into its house and what you see is piles upon piles of rusted shit. I say this because the network is fattened up with vintage movies from the 80s and 90s, but there is also a ton of outdated shit from the 2000s and up. This pretty much means your dreams of getting anything HD are out the window because that shit is going to be 480p at best for the “newer” movies and less for the older releases. Even the ripped scenes from DVDs aren’t always going to be “wow, vintage!” I mean, sure, it's fucking vintage alright, but it’s usually the kind that was “ok” even back then. I’m not saying AsianGays is like that, but my dive into BlackStudVids ended up flaccid.

Now, this place has a lot of porn for sure, but one of the biggest things I’d watch out for is that you’re not getting anything new here no’ mo. MGP is one titanic recycling bin, and I'm pretty sure all channels have stopped dead in their tracks and aren't actually adding new stuff. The vid count has definitely dropped and climbed up a few times, I just know it. Even our buddy here is not spared, so I gotta dock a BBC worth of points from the network. Shame, but I'm not here to waste your time and money on something that will at most be a one-month-stand if we’re being honest with ourselves. Sucks to suck! I’ve kinda gotten numb to this after so many rides.

Time to hit where it actually hurts - the money!

I’m starting to grow tired of writing this exact same fucking section. Want something with more deets? Ok, ok, I’ll actually give you the info here and not skip over any sub option. But let’s establish something before I let you loose in the wilderness here. There are hidden fees on the billing page you just gotta uncheck or get leeched of your money. The 3-day trial is utter garbage and shouldn’t be touched even with a 10ft stick because it’s just so ass. Downloads are in the full subs, don’t get distracted now! You can pay with PayPal by switching to their Epoch billing instead of putting your credit card through the glory hole of fiscal transactions.

Look sharp because the de facto best option here is the 30-day access for $24.95/month. Recurring, as all porn subs in life, but it’s workable as hell.

For the financially stupid among you, you can go with the 90-day access for $49.95 every three months. I donno if the network will start putting up download limits, but when I stopped by, this was not the play.

The last option you can nab is the annual access for like $99.95/year. Why do you need such a long access plan? I’m literally not you, but let’s say you might be big-brained enough for this.

The channel is a tasty snack but it comes with some hard bits

Boy, I didn't even get to moan about the ad-pocalypse the site hits you with or how the place can stutter and slow down every so often. Well, there you have it, add it to your mental map. All of the bits of info add up to one unimpressive meh, but it’s not the porn’s fault the host network is dropping the ball. If there are some vintage or retro smut clips you want, you can maybe find them here. It has a surprising amount of rare pornos that are pretty obscure. XXXAsianGas found its crib to sleep in, and it has 36 mates to share a USB with. Not great, not terrible.