Every family has that one cousin who shows up to dinner in the same outfit as his brother. He swears he is totally different, and in porn, that cousin is XNXX. It is the same family as Xvideos, with the same guts under the hood, just painted an awful blue color as it got lost in a Smurf village. There’s a lot of porn on both of the sites I mentioned, but what I wanted to see was if the blue sibling can hold its own when the guys are drawn instead of filmed.
Not gonna lie, I went in with mixed feelings since I already got a sneak peek of this family while writing my xVideos review. Still, XNXX does have some different content, so I put on my comfiest pants and cracked my knuckles as I started clicking through the wannabe Smurf village to see what kind of gay anime porn I can get my hands…or better to say, eyes on.
The Smurf village has never seen so much trash
Everything is drenched in that deep blue. I really fucking hate this color, especially since I am reviewing this in the middle of the night. Sure, it is not bright white, but god damn it still hurts my eyes. A bright menu bar sits at the top with best videos, hits, tags, pictures, live cams, sex stories, a forum, dating, and games. Oh, and an AI girlfriend. An AI girlfriend! On a gay anime search. Good job, guys…good fucking job on advertising there. I guess it might be because of me since you guys know I am into all kinds of porn, but come on. You can do better, smurf!
The results page itself is simple, with a row of filters, some similar searches, and a long list of page numbers. Each thumbnail shows the title, the length, the resolution, the views, and a rating in percent. That rating is a lifesaver, oh my god. It tells you right away if people loved a video or clicked away in disgust, and there will be a whole lot of things that are absolutely not worth watching. I know I might be annoying, but the whole thing looks a bit like a website your uncle built in 2009…still, it loads fast, and it works, and sometimes that is all you really need…I guess.
The search for gay anime runs for 112 pages. With around 40 videos per page, you are looking at roughly 4.400 results. On paper, that is the biggest pile of the bunch. However, anyone who has ever ordered shit online knows the deal. What you see in the picture is not always what shows up at your door.
The first few pages are mostly animated. They look exactly like what you came for. By the middle, things get mixed, and 3D game stuff, AI art, and real guys start sneaking in. Get near the end, and the anime is pretty much gone. Honestly, it is almost all live-action by page 100. So how much real gay anime is in there? A lot less than 4.000. A hell of a lot less. You know when you buy a big bag of chips, and it is mostly air? Same deal here. The chips are really good, don't get me wrong.
Old-school classics, fresh bara, and a lot of random crap
Some of what is actually there is really good. The first pages have a fun mix of stuff like classic yaoi from back in the day and newer bara animations with big muscle daddies. You also get full episodes from known yaoi series, plus some western-style cartoons with dudes who look like they walked out of a Saturday morning show. Some videos run close to an hour, which is really great if you want something with a bit more story.
The old-school stuff deserves a shout-out. Some videos look like they came straight off a dusty VHS tape from the nineties. Grainy colors, hair that defies gravity, the whole package. Some people love that retro look, and I get it. It has charm. Others will wonder why some guy's chin is sharp enough to cut bread. Either way, it is a fun little trip back in time. Back then, animators clearly thought every man needed shoulder pads and a mullet, and I would honestly take that over some modern animations or AI slop any time.
Channels like Juice Anime, Avantajados, and a few other artists bring clean art and smooth new-gen animation. They also bring some funny setups like fan-made parodies of popular anime and games, superheroes in very unheroic positions, and fantasy stuff with demons, monsters, ogres, and all other stuff.
This is all fun and games, but holy shit, there is a lot of bleed. Even on the first pages, you get some 3D game videos and Sims videos. If you go deeper, there are AI-generated videos, furry stuff, and low-effort fan games. There are also more and more live-action videos of real dudes. By the end, it is basically a regular gay porn tube with an anime sticker slapped on top. The search is way too loose. The uploaders clearly love stuffing random keywords into their titles to farm views, too.
When it comes to quality, the newer animations often hit 1080p, and they look great. I even spotted some in 1440p. Older videos sit at 360p or 480p, and they look like they were filmed through a dirty window, but damn it, I still fucking love them.
The filters are the same old XNXX tools, and they work. You can switch the mode to hits or random and filter by period. You can also pick a length range and set the quality to 720p or 1080p and up. The menu also tries hard to keep you busy with everything except anime. Live cams, sex stories, a forum, dating, and games. None of it really gets in your way, but still, the top bar looks like a mall directory. Ignore all of it and keep your eyes on the anime. Let the rest of the site do its thing.
Same family, same ads, same GOLD pitch
If you have used Xvideos, you already know how this goes. Everything is free, and you do not need an account. The ads are on the lighter side for a tube site this big. There is a short ad before videos that you can skip after a few seconds. There are also some banners while you browse. They get repetitive as hell, but they do not block anything. For the price of zero, I can live with that.
Want the ads gone? There is GOLD. It costs $9.99 for one month. If you pay for the whole year at once, it drops to $7.99 a month, which comes out to $95.88 in one go. You can pay with Visa or MasterCard, Vendo, or crypto like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and a few other coins. That is nice for the guys who like to keep things private.
GOLD also unlocks over 1.2 million premium videos across the whole site. Around 1.100 new ones get added every day. That is a hell of a library, I will give it that. For anime alone, though, I really do not see the point. The search inside GOLD is just as loose as the free one, meaning that it is just as fucked up, too.
A free account is the smarter move. You can save favorites, build playlists, check your history, and follow the uploaders you like. The good anime mostly comes from a small group of channels, and following them is the best way to skip the junk.
Is the blue cousin a good spot for gay anime porn?
XNXX has a lot of gay anime on its first pages. You get a cool mix of retro classics, fresh bara, full episodes, and funny parodies. The rating on each thumbnail makes it easy to spot the best stuff. The viewed videos filter is a godsend for a search this big. Everything is free, the ads are mild, and the site loads fast. It just looks really ugly to me, ok?
Besides the shitty color palette, there is other stuff that is hard to ignore. The search is way too loose. The 4.000 results are full of 3D game videos, AI art, and live-action videos that have nothing to do with anime. The deeper you go, the worse it gets. The last pages are just regular gay porn. I don’t necessarily hate this content, but for fucks sake, that is not what I am looking for this time around. Stick to the first pages and use the filters, and the blue cousin can still show you a good time.
