I don't have a boyfriend, Porn Dude. What's the best way to satisfy myself sexually?
Let's be real, unless you're married you're not likely going to be in a relationship at a given time. Statistically speaking, we're all likely to spend most of our adult lives as bachelors no matter our orientation. Hell, given the modern divorce rate, there are a lot of people who have had the knot tied who end up severing that cord and then go through long phases where they are single and ready to mingle.This seems to be particularly true with respect to the gay community where so many dudes are looking to validate themselves with a boyfriend or even a marriage but, no matter how charming or good looking they are are going to spend a great deal of time as lone men on the prowl.
Further, even with hookup apps, you can’t always get to scratch that itch all of the time. Fortunately, there are all sorts of fun sex toys to satisfy your needs even when no person can or will.
So, are you looking to get your hands on some toys that you can use to enhance your sexual experience in real life? Well, aren’t you glad that you've come here then because I’ve gone to great lengths to provide you with the best sites online where you can find such fine, gay sex products. The following platforms are what I consider to be choice locations for a range of toys, books, DVDs, outfits and other related goods that we gay bros are going to have a keen interest in.
While these places all allow you to buy physical products, there are quite a few differences between all of the services, and as such, I've written reviews so that you can get a good understanding of what I think goes into a great gay sex shop. For additional information, simply click on the reviews of each of the stores where you'll find details on what each page offers as well as a useful list of pros and cons that each destination has.
Have fun shopping and enjoy your purchases!
Based on my research, I’m certain that you will. ;)
Why would I be interested in gay adult toys?
There are several reasons you should invest in some good sex toys – even if you’re a legendary gay stud. The most obvious reason, as I brought up before, is that they can be great substitutes for human interaction. Fuck boys and your significant other can’t be there all of the time. Even if they are they may not be able or willing to satisfy you in the kinky way that you wish.Second, sex toys can be a great way to experiment or acclimate your boy to a new sensation. For instance, if your new to bottoming, using a dildo can be a great way to adjust to the feeling of having something stuck up your ass. In fact, if you check the websites on this list there are entire trainer sets of dildos and butt plugs to help you with exactly to that. Of course, using toys can be a great way to see what you enjoy…or perhaps don’t.
Third, if you do have a thriving sex life, sex toys can be a great way to spice up your love life. After all, you can only switch things (or positions) up and throw each other around so many times before things become boring and tired. With some lube, a butt plug, a double-headed dildo, and some poppers, you can take things to a whole new level.
What kind of gay sex toys can I buy and are they cheap?
As I said earlier, I spent a great deal of time looking up the best platforms to purchase toys for amorous activities. Using that list, I whittled down only the best sites which provide you the best products. And yeah, the toys on these sites are pretty reasonable when it comes to price. They all aren't too pricey, and there are sales specials being advertised all of the time.Now you can read all of these sites in depth both on this site (links are below) and elsewhere on the net, but to make things all that much easier for you, I’ve got some quick rundowns for you below.
Amazon – Let’s start with the e-commerce giant that’s revolutionized the net.
The one issue I have with Amazon is its convenience, and by that, I mean that it is way too convenient to spend too much money. But so long as you've got some impulse control, you won't have a problem-pinching pennies while purchasing some awesome penis pleasuring devices.
And no, Jeff Bezos or anyone else from Amazon bribed me to say any of that, nor are there any affiliate links on this page to Amazon. That’s actually what I think of the dominant internet retailer.
(Having said that, I’ve got no problem calling Mr. Bezos ‘daddy’ if he’s gonna toss some stacks my way.)
Fleshjack – As you might guess from the title, this site is all about promoting fleshjacks of all varieties along with other neat sex toys. If you don’t know, a fleshjack is a special masturbatory tool designed to somewhat simulate the sensation of fucking an ass along with a few unique sensations that you can’t really get when interacting with a real human being.
Other than this, the other unique selling feature of this website and its products is the fact that these products can be modified or enhanced with other mechanical attachments which improve the sensation. On top of that, the interiors of these devices are customized to simulate the sensation of fucking a particular porn star like Brent Corrigan, Boomer Banks, and Colby Keller.
And speaking of simulation, this site also has dildos based off of the anatomy of the porn professionals. What could be better than that – pushing your penis into a Fleshjack inspired by the feeling of fucking a porn star's asshole while shoving an anatomically accurate prick of the same guy's junk into your ass?
Besides all of that, there are other, cheaper sex toys like Fleshskins, Quickshots, and other high-end sex toys.
Gay DVD Empire – While the focus on this site is the distribution of multimedia content, this website still has a ton of fun toys to buy. In addition to dildos and butt plugs, there are sex slings, electronic cock rings, and even robot blow job simulators among other others. Need some lube to make things go or should I say glide a bit smoother? Well, Gay DVD Empire has a wide variety of lubricants to chose from along with lube injectors and numbing creams.
To make things even better, this site has customer service support which includes a friendly support number. That’s not to say that you’ll have an issue using this website, though. With so many customer testimonials, you’ll love using this site to have all of your sexual product needs satisfied.
Can these gay sex shops help me, if I have a microdick or premature ejaculation issue?
Dealing with a small dick can be a terrible, debilitating condition…or at least that's what I've been told. Sure people say that it ain't the size of the wave; it's the motion of the ocean that counts, but let's be real. Part of good sex isn't just the physical feeling but the visual aesthetic that comes before it. Obviously, if you're hung like a pachyderm or even just packing a regular sized penis, that look is vital to warming your lady, er rather your fella up before even touching them.Then, of course, there's the crouch equivalent of dwarfism AKA micropenis where a dudes dick isn't even small, but it gets barely above three inches at best…when erect! While I have heard that there are guys out there who try to make it work, it can be a pain in the ass to bury a bone of that size in someone else's ass and pleasure that person or yourself.
Then there are the size queens out there who specific on Grindr, in bars, and even on dates that only will hook up with dudes who are endowed with at least seven inches. If you are cursed with either affliction you might seem like there aren’t any options. Hell, despite the progress made in plastic surgery, there really isn’t any cosmetic procedure to make your dick longer, harder, and look natural all at the same time.
Fortunately, though, there are a few different toys you can use instead to compensate for your less than admirable manhood. While you've got several options, here are my personal recommendations.
Dildos – Perhaps the most obvious but still worth mentioning option, dildos come in all shapes, sizes, and shades. Some are very generic and simple, being shaped like a tapered tube. Others are much more anatomically accurate, some even modeled after molds of a celebrity’s or porn star’s junk. On the sites I’ve listed, you’ll even find dildos that vibrate, shake, and move in a variety of motions to pleasure you or your partner in ways that a real penis simply can’t.
Does your boy prefer to bottom but you're worried that you can't please him or do you both prefer to take it in the ass? No problem at all. If you check out the double-headed dildos on these sites, you both can enjoy endless booty bump sessions without having to worry about your own size. Just shell out a few dozen dollars and have fun.
Penis Extensions – This is perhaps the best option you’ve got going for you. Designed to wrap around your penis, rubber-based dick extensions are intended to make you feel not only that you’re blessed with a big ass sausage but make your partner literally feel it. Classic extensions are intended to make your dick feel both longer and thicker, and some are customized to have special knobs and spikes to spice up the sensation. Other, less expensive sleeves are intended to make your penis feel thicker or not only make you girthier and also restrict your blood flow thus making your boner just a little bit bigger. Plus, it adds to your own sensation.
Speaking of sensation, that’s another plus about using extenders – even if your dick is plenty big, these devices can make your next sex session even more pleasurable for you.
Rubber Fists – Are your hands too small like your cock? Are they too big instead? Well, take your pick of a rubber fist which is just right. These toys are made to emulate a human fist – or in some models fists and forearms – to simulate the experience of a good fisting without the risk to the penetrator of any…shall I say, chocolate colored accidents. Of course, it’s even better when your own manhood doesn’t quite measure up.
How do I become a gay sex toy tester?
Surprisingly, it’s actually easier than you might think. There are sex toy manufacturers and distributors who will actually pay you to try out their products. To do this job, you’ll have to be qualified and have too many of the wrong scruples, of course.For one, you're going to need to be open-minded and enjoy experimenting – even do things that you normally wouldn't do even in your wildest fantasies. After all, if you're going to be a sex toy tester, you're going to be handling, trying on, and inserting a ton of different product. you're also going to be pushing your body to the point where its limits will be tested.
Moving on, since you're going to be writing reviews, you should know the basics of describing a product and dressing up its features. This will be particularly important if your employers want you to sell a product or promote one which you enjoyed using. If you don't know how to "make something sound – or read as being sexy – this probably isn't the job for you. Further, being able to spell, format and edit will help you out both with pitching your skills, getting your start, and continuing your career.
Lastly, don’t forget to have fun! You are using a fuck gadget, so don’t get caught up in overselling it or analyzing it like some anal retentive bastard. By just doing a quick google search you can probably find part-time job openings to become a toy tester pretty easy – so, good luck hunting and enjoy your new side gig.
I can't wait to check out these gay erotic shops, Porn Dude. Maybe you can recommend me something?
In addition to toys, lube, and sex time accessories, these sites provide plenty of what this site is known for primarily focusing on – footage of pretty people fucking all stored on one (or a few) convenient disc. Sure there are tube sites out there, but I think that professional, high def porn is even better.
Plus, if you ever find yourself in the pickle wherein your Internet's down or for some reason you can't get net access, having a few DVDs packed with triple X content can help save you from being caught between a rock and hard place, and make it easier to pleasure your hardon and get your rocks off.
There are deals on these DVDs being offered through these e-stores all the time, so you might even save some money by using the platforms listed here rather than buying full retail price from the studio.
In addition to DVDs, you can also buy Blu Rays and stream or download porn vids to rent or to keep.
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