Gay Hot Movies! Every time I load a website like gayhotmovies.com, I try to grasp how the life of a gay couple works. It's like picturing a life of a nudist who goes milk shopping wearing nothing but a smile. Where do these people put their wallets? I don't want to think about that, but I do think about quitting the straight-as-an-arrow life and finding a man with whom I won't have to put up with bitching, PMS, and quit that fucking game bullshit! No matter how appealing the life of drinking beer and drilling ass might seem, I'm sticking to my guns and going straight to some punani scenes the moment I'm done with gayhotmovies.com! I'm a fucking straight, but I still appreciate my gay audience!
Resembling an online DVD shop
I've seen gayhotmovies.com many times before cause this gay version has its straight counterpart. This is one of those premium websites where you get to rent or own a movie or buy minutes, but I'll explain that part in detail a bit later. To begin with, you have to get accustomed to a slightly cluttered, slightly obsolete layout and thumbnails that resemble DVD covers. A tad vintage, but at least it's downright obvious that gayhotmovies.com is a premium site offering nothing but top-notch gay porn.
Thumbnails actually show short video previews when you hover your mouse over them. That's the first big hint that gayhotmovies.com takes care of filtering tools. The site is as informative as it gets. Below each video, you'll get to see info like studio and director's name, running time, and release date, as well as a short description that notes if a guy is a hotdog or a bun. I guess that in the homo realm, it's fucking important to know who gets rammed and how before you buy a vid. Another complication in the world where men match their socks with the tie color!
I could write a separate review on filtering tools alone!
Fucking hell, gayhotmovies.com really did its homework! It's one of those situations when I don't know where to start, and confusing TPD is one hell of a tough job! Let's start with the Movies section first! You'll find this option in the upper right corner of the homepage, as well as the drop-down menu that is filled with all sorts of useful shit. Browse by recently added, most popular, featured, by a director, by year...the list goes on and on. I was looking for some noteworthy stuff and quickly realized that gayhotmovies.com boasts daily updates and that the most popular gay video on gayhotmovies.com is a threesome compilation. I knew these gays were freaks! What happened with fancy dinners and Gucci plates, ha, gays?!
When it comes to the categories, the list is almost as big as my mega cock. X-rated terms just keep piling up, mentioning stuff like bareback, twinks/young men, rare, tattooed, glory hole, domination, fantasy, and autofellatio. Only 40 of these no-ribs dudes, but that is only a micro portion of everything that gayhotmovies.com has to offer. Over 2K Latino men, 3.3K solo scenes, 6.4K uncut cocks, 760 uniforms, 16K amateur gay porn, and 6.8K European porn. I could write this shit all day long, but let's just say there are over 100 categories, roughly speaking! I want to talk with you about the pricing next. If you find that part acceptable, you can keep reading this superb review!
All new members get 20 minutes free of charge
That's the way to attract hordes of homos! A job well done! 20 minutes might now sound like much, but it's more than enough to test the waters. Make sure to browse around, check a couple of your favorite categories, and simply see if gayhotmovies.com rocks your gay boat. All of this is dandy, but bear in mind that this free thing comes with the so-called top-up feature that adds 200 minutes to your account in 24 hours automatically, and that will cost you $19.95. There's a way to opt-out of this option on the Billing Info page. Once you are done with the signup, make sure to check that shit out.
The next option is to buy minutes that can be used to watch any video on gayhotmovies.com. It's a good choice for those who are into autofellatio and sci-fi gay porn, although I would have merged these two categories together. Simply put, you unlock the whole collection of porn, but the downfall is that horny pricks could easily lose track of time and end up spending more than they initially intended to. The cheapest option is to buy 50 minutes for $9.95, and the priciest one gets you 3,540 minutes for $299.95. Check all of the minutes packages on gayhotmovies.com.
Unlimited access to 5.2K porn will cost you $24.95/month. No limits or restrictions, that's what the plan promises. This is a standard membership plan option that you've seen on similar joints and probably the best option for those who are already acquainted with the staggering amount of diverse porn that this joint offers. Not to mention 24/7 customer support and daily updates.
This payment shit ain't over yet! I told you that gayhotmovies.com is a sort of online DVD shop. You can rent a movie, aka unlock it for streaming. To stream a video of your choice for seven days, you'll have to spend anywhere between $4.95 to $9.95. To unlock lifetime streaming, you'll have to say goodbye to a sum ranging between $4.95 to $14.95. Some videos come with the streaming + downloading option. As you can see, the pricing ranges depending on the fetish, theme, running time, etc. You don't expect me to check the pricing below every single video, right? Stop being a lazy fuck and do some research on your own!
The things you get for your money
Gayhotmovies.com counts over 38K videos in total, and it has uploaded 17 videos in the last week. This world is packed with horny gays, but that's not why gayhotmovies.com does so well when it comes to the updating schedule. All of the sections of this site, both gay and straight, boast regular, daily updates, meaning that you fuckers will never run out of movies.
A lot of movies on gayhotmovies.com are amateur, but that doesn't mean you'll have to put up with grainy vids shot in moldy shacks. No, my homo friends! These fellas might blow their own dongs once in a while, but they wouldn't jeopardize their ovaries just to make realistic porn! On the other hand, gayhotmovies.com has managed to gather loads of flicks coming from renowned studios like Falcon Studios, Bareback Network, Kink, French Twinks, and so on.
I told you that the filtering tools are insane! I opened the list of stars, expecting to see some sissy boys, but I was thunderstruck by the number of boxes and tools that people can use to track their kind of homo! Over 45K stars are featured in this list. You can find men in their 20s and thirties, sort the list by the ethnicity criteria, choose hair color, and eye color. The wild fuckers behind gayhotmovies.com nailed it with the Choose the zodiac sign ordeal! Yeah, those Capricorns are some feisty pricks who never complain about their sore asses...I shouldn't have gone there. What could a macho dude know about astrology?
Take it or leave it
With gayhotmovies.com, you never shoot in the dark. Each and every one of the vids in this collection comes with a description, a short trailer, and a full list of everyone who fucks or gets fucked in front of the camera. A perfect mix of amateur and professional, a perfect balance of kinky and subtle...a gayhem for all homos who don't mind spending some cash on high-quality porn.
And there you have it. I've presented one more superb website and treated you with some life-changing info. I don't expect anything in return from a bunch of homos, but I would like to discuss a similar ordeal with Angela White. I've talked about this slut on so many occasions that she owes me at least a blowjob. Hit me up, Angela! While I bang top-notch sluts, I leave you gays to gayhotmovies.com! Have fun, stroke your dong, dance to the background music in your mama's heels, do whatever suits your horny heart! Adios!