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Oh my, from the very second that XCartx.com loads for you, you'll know that you're gonna get yourself into a lot of weird shit, which isn't a bad thing...I mean, that's what you're going for, right? Many people would say that "vanilla gay porn" barely is a thing, especially in 2D where possibilities are endless, and filth such as vore fetishes and mind control come into existence. Truly, there are thousands upon thousands of ways to torture men sexually. But hey, this isn't necessarily all about "torture," there's a lot of lovey-dovey stuff up in here as well, but let's just say that most people didn't come here for stuff like that. Or at least I believe they didn't.

As simple as possible

In my lifetime I've only seen quite a few pages as simple as XCartx.com. While the page itself does have some categories (Yaoi, Incest, Furry, Anime, Yuri), we're only focusing on the Yaoi section, and this one is as simple as it gets, to be honest. There are no "perks" and stuff like that in here, but you do get the proper information about the comics right next to the thumbnails. For starters, you get to see the rating of the comics. It's a five-star rating system, and the best ones had five stars on them, and the worst ones had zero or just one star (obvious stuff, but I had to mention it). You also get a search bar, and this thing can help you out sometimes if you know what you're looking for, but if you are new to this page, you should scroll through the section for a while in order to find out what this page really is all about.

I could personally come up with a bunch of sub-categories for the Yaoi section even though I don't know much about gay porn, especially 2D gay porn. Take a look, and you'll see all kinds of weird shit. Stuff like pokemon having sex with other pokemon and growing huge dicks for some reason, superheroes having sex with other superheroes, furry porn even, and so on.

There's even a whole lot of shota porn in here, which is somewhat alarming, seeing as some people would argue that liking shota or loli content is something that pedophiles enjoy. By consistently masturbating to a certain type of porn, your brain learns to like that kind of pornography more (according to some people). Could you say that xCartx.com creates people who are into young boys? Maybe. I'm just kidding. Liking porn with people who look like jailbait (especially 2D porn where these people aren't even real people) is fine in my book. As long as you don't take that fantasy into the real world.

There's a whole lot of furry porn on xCartx.com as well. Personally, Furry porn is quite disgusting, and you have to be quite the perverted animal to enjoy it (but hey, the fans of furry porn quite often identify as animals, so it all works out in the end and sadly enough my insult backfires).

Absolute lack of vanilla content

If you are a normal, monogamous gay dude and if you want to masturbate to some lovey-dovey yaoi, then you should run for your life if you're already on xCartx.com. There's so much fucked up content in here, and I don't even know where to start. I just can't imagine someone masturbating to the things I found in here. Sure, I mentioned "pokemon porn" in the beginning, but that was like "pokemon on Pokemon," so I guess that counts as furry porn and this should be tolerable.

However, you can also run into comics where humans have hardcore sex with pokemon...wouldn't this count as zoophilia? I don't know, but oh well, it's legal, so it doesn't matter much to me. However, you people who manage to get off to these things are something else, really. Furthermore, even though the Yaoi section of xCartx.com bears the name "Yaoi," it doesn't focus on eastern 2D porn, but rather, there are lots of western gay comics up in here as well.

The little details

If you end up liking a comic on xCartx.com, what are you going to do? If this were an ordinary porn tube website, you would click on the name of the channel and hope to find more similar movies. However, when you open up a comic, you will be provided with the name of the artist, and you get to see a bunch of tags. These tags are quite useful at times.

Beauty lies in the simple things

I've already mentioned a bunch of times by now that a page can look very nice if it's simple and easy to use, and xCartx.com is as simple as it gets. The white background is nice. Nothing too new. It looks quite "low budget," but that's fine. You can't expect much more from a page that has only 18 pages of comics and a ton of ads.

That's right. A whole lot of ads that will bother the living hell out of you, if you give them the opportunity. By "giving them an opportunity" I mean literally, click anywhere on the page, and what happens in a load of ads popping up all over your screen and pissing you off. If the page had some amazing HD content with a lot of effort put into it, then this would be fine. You could just ignore this, however, with this page only providing a few good or-comics here and there, this isn't tolerable.

Why should I Join xCartx.com

So, the website has some very "strict" rules. They demand that you should behave respectfully to all visitors (that's nothing too extreme, I think I could do that), and if you have any complaints, then you should contact administrators or moderators with a personal message. Racism, religious and political speech are strictly forbidden. If you insult an administrator, then you shall be banned. Makes sense. You get all this info when you click on the "sign up" button. Once you click on "agree" then you will be taken to the second page.

The account creation is supposed to be pretty simple...however, it's all written in Russian, so I have no idea what the fuck am I doing. I've no idea if I get any perks if I create an account, as well. The first square requires you to come up with a nickname, and then click on the "proverite imya" (I'm not sure if I can read that right) button to see if you nickname is available. Right underneath this white square, we have yet another square, and you're supposed to type out your password in here. Underneath this square, there is yet another square and what you're supposed to type into this square is your password, yet again.

Now, you need to give xCartx.com your e-mail, and once you did this, you were pretty much set. Oh yeah, you also have to do the captcha in order to confirm that you are not a robot. Once you do this, you're supposed to click on the button at the bottom of the page, and once this is done, you have created your account, congratulations!

I have one more recommendation for you

Seeing as there's a finite amount of gay porn in here that doesn't get updated on a daily basis, I assume you would get bored of it soon enough, so you need another source of gay porn, right? I won't recommend a different website to you, that's for sure. But hey, you should definitively check out the "dickgirls" section. All of you folks who beat your meat to girls with dicks are just in denial. Remember: Traps are gay as fuck. Futanari are also gay as fuck. The mascot of xCartx.com also happens to be a trap. She's showing off her butt, but she's hiding her front for a good reason.