You know that thing where someone creates something popular and then milks the ever-living heck out of it? We’ve all heard of Czech Hunter, but did you know that it’s on its 374th episode as of the writing of this review? Right, you didn’t know that. But the fellas over at Bigstr.com don’t seem to mind it one bit. In fact, they love this stuff. They love it so much that they’ve decided to make two other series that are pretty similar to Czech Hunter, but with a little twist as well.
As long as we ignore the obvious fact that all of these are staged, you could really get a kick out of these videos. Keep in mind that Bigstr.com is all about gay content, so you won’t be looking at any Czech ladies on here. It’s all about that anal penetration with this bad boy. Again, the gay kind. Now, one thing that I really do respect about Bigstr.com is that it features only premium content. Being that this is exclusive content, you have to pay for it in order to enjoy it. Sure, you have to bust out your wallet and pay a hefty amount, but these videos are known for their captivating and believable plot and acting.
Other than Czech Hunter, you’ve got two other series on Bigstr.com as well. Those are Debt Dandy and Dirty Scout. Very similar premises and the format doesn’t stray that far off from the original series. And while I do like their perseverance, I do think that they’re beating a dead horse at this point. I mean, who is going to go through this many videos? And then on top of all that, it’s as if one dead horse wasn’t enough for them so they got two other horses and they’re beating them too. It’s like a Mexican quinceañera but someone forgot to get piñatas, so they decided to go with the real thing that they had back in the stables.
But enough about these metaphors, let’s take a look at what it is that you get from paying this much money. I mean, if it’s a premium site you’d expect that they’d have some premium features and designs right? Wrong. Bigstr.com decided to go really cheap on the design and features of the site and all you can do here is choose between four different groups of videos, and then you can also scroll through the pages of videos down at the bottom of the page. The groups are All Videos, and then the three series, Czech Hunter, Debt Dandy, and Dirty Scout.
Here’s my problem with all this. When you’re scrolling through the videos at the bottoms of the page, Bigstr.com doesn’t really give you anything to go by when it comes to the plot. The titles are generic, and it’s only once you’ve clicked on a movie that you can start reading about the plot. This seems like something that could easily have been avoided with a text box that generates when you hover over the thumbnail of a video. I mean it’s nice that the site works and all, but you’d expect a bit more when you pay for premium content.
Anyway, once you’re on the video page there are plenty of things you can do. And by that, I mean only two useful things. There’s a download button, so you can start making your gay porn stash bigger if you want to. And of course, you can play the video straight from your browser as well. There are also pictures, but if you’ve got to choose between a video and pictures of the video, which one are you realistically going to choose? The video, right? I mean even faggots know that you don’t need to waste your time with pictures if there’s a perfectly good video waiting for you. Oh, that word is offensive now? What, I can’t call people faggots anymore? What has the world come to…
I know I touched a bit on this earlier, but this design is really killing me. I mean they went really lazy with it. They could’ve at least made it so that it looks fresh. Instead, all the buttons and banners look like they’re made with CSS gradients. It looks like a 5th graders photoshop art project. Since when are gradients a thing on websites again? I thought that trend died out like years ago. Well, hate it or hate it, you’ve gotta roll with it if you want to use Bigstr.com. It’s all they’ve got.
When we take a look at the big picture though, Bigstr.com is everything you could need from a premium gay site without all the flashy design options. It serves you premium gay videos that have to do with one specific niche that we’re all well aware of, and if that’s all you need, then this site does more than enough to satisfy that urge. As for me, I’m going to go back to the Czech ladies and see what they’ve been up to since the last time I saw them. Probably sucking dick for money as always.