I might have expected all kinds of things on Fap House, but I definitely didn’t expect to see a straight category in their gay collection. This shit just makes no fucking sense, but the fact that exists isn’t something that surprised me a lot. It was actually what I got to see inside this category. You’d think that you’d see some straight guys doing all kinds of things, but in fact, I ended up with more gay shit, so the whole point of this category is pointless.
It’s not a problem that I had to look at gay scenes again. I prepared myself for that when I decided to go to the gay side of this site, but when you hear the word straight, you start thinking about other things. There’s just no way two guys can make a straight scene together, especially if there are no girls in there, and if they’re jerking each other off.
Since I can’t be the only one who thinks like this, a lot of the other people will also start wondering what the fuck the point of this category is. After all, that might be the reason why it’s such a small category. Usually, you’d find thousands of videos, but here, that’s not the case. There are fewer videos than you’re used to, but still plenty to keep you busy for a while. It might not last way too long, but you’ll still get to see stuff if this is what you actually want.
It seems like almost all videos are homemade
All I had to do was scroll through a couple of pages to realize that this collection mostly offers homemade stuff. You can easily spot professional videos, but I don’t have to tell you that, do I? The resolution and the angle from which the video is filmed are pretty big giveaways, so you won’t have any problems finding these videos. The thing that might be much harder is finding professional videos.
You’d think that this is an easy thing, especially because they have filters for homemade and professional videos, but I’m telling you right away that these options are fucked. If you try using either of these options, the list won’t really change much. Actually, you’ll get a couple of extra videos on the list if you choose one of the options, and that makes sense. Usually, you’d make the list shorter, but apparently, that doesn’t happen here.
One more thing that just doesn’t make any sense is that both of these options increase the number of videos you get. They made it seem as if you select only one of these options, you’ll have more videos on the list compared to if you want to look at both types of videos. Anyway, I don’t think that you should waste time with these options because they clearly don’t work.
The bottom line is that you probably won’t find many professional videos in this category. To be honest, after reviewing a bunch of different places, I don’t think I’ve seen this category anywhere else. Even if it was there, people just weren’t looking for it because it makes no fucking sense!
What I forgot to mention is that this is what will happen if you just type it straight in the search bar and look for videos. That’s one way of doing it, but if you want to get the actual numbers, you’ll have to pick the category from the list. If you do that, you’ll get over 10k videos, but that still doesn’t mean you’ll end up with better stuff. There’ll just be more videos, and that’s it.
I noticed that a lot of the videos here are about straight guys getting fucked by gay dudes. That’s the only thing that makes sense here, but I have a feeling that’s just a lie. There’s no way in hell so many straight guys would just fuck with gay guys, especially in orgies! I mentioned orgies because I’ve seen some guys of a couple of straight guys apparently fucking each other for the first time, and that shit just doesn’t happen in the real world.
As far as the difference in the number of shown videos goes, it’s because the counter is limited. It can’t show more than 1.2k videos, so that’s why some people will still show you the same number of videos. In reality, there are more videos under those filter options, but if you pick the actual category and try using those same filters, you’ll see different numbers.
There are over 860 4K videos available at the moment here, and that’s one of the things everyone wants to see. Actually, most of you would like to see even more of these videos, but that’s not happening, at least not right now. Most of the videos here are in HD or Full HD, so you won’t have to worry about SD videos. Even though there are some, the number is really low, and it’s not even noticeable.
Another thing you might want to do is remove short or way too long videos from the list. All you need to do is pick the correct range of length, and that’s pretty much it. However, I don’t like the fact that most videos are in the group of videos that last between 5 and 30 minutes. Basically, selecting this option will be the same as not using these filters. Even though you’ll end up with exactly what you want, it won’t be because you used these options.
I think that the most useful thing here is the option that allows you to combine this category with any other one from the list. Actually, you can select multiple items from the list, but keep in mind that if you choose a bunch of stuff, or go for a couple of categories that do go well together, you might not get any results, so just make sure you don’t fuck it up.
If you want to watch these videos, you’ll just have to get a membership, and there’s no way around that. The only thing you’ll get here for free is trailers, but that’s still better than nothing. Actually, these previews are pretty useful, and you’ll get to see exactly what some video is about, but if you pick a video that’s longer than usual, that short trailer won’t show you everything the video hides. Still, it’ll be enough to give you the general idea of what to expect.
FapHouse.com might be the only site that offers a cheap membership, but more importantly, it gives you access to a huge collection. You might have thought that getting tens of thousands of videos is the best offer you might get on another site, but here, you’ll be looking at millions of videos. Obviously, these videos are not just from one category, but most people usually like to roam around the site once they become members, and not just stick to one particular thing.
They’re offering 2 different memberships, and if you want to download a bunch of scenes or watch them in 4K, you’ll have to go for the ultra membership. Don’t worry, it’s only a few bucks more expensive than the membership that offers little to no downloads, and only Full HD streaming. Paying for porn and not getting all the perks is a pretty dumb thing to do, so just pick the option for $10 monthly, and you’ll get everything you’ll need.
I also have to add that you have lifetime memberships here, but compared to other prices, these are really expensive. Obviously, you can’t get a lifetime membership for only a couple of bucks, but still, seeing that you have to spend $300 or $400, depending on which membership you pick, is too much. It’ll definitely be worth it, but it’s just a lot of money to spend at once.
There might be lots of videos, but most of them are homemade
You’d think that a porn site that offers premium porn is full of professional videos, but when it comes to the straight category on the gay part of FapHouse, you’ll actually end up mostly with homemade stuff. These videos are supposed to be about straight guys trying out gay guys for the first time, or some shit like that, but I think that these two words should never be mixed because they just don’t go well together.
At the moment, there are over 10k videos in this category alone, and you’ll get to watch or download them, but only after becoming a member. Don’t worry, the membership is affordable, but depending on what your goal is, you’ll have to choose the correct one. Keep in mind that there’s a huge difference between these two options, so think it through before you buy one!
