Welcome to the sausage fest guys. The premium gay site Richard.xxx is a dream come true for all lovers of gay porn. When it comes to quality, these guys are the crème de la crème, and their production value cannot be matched. Now you know that I don’t swing this way, but I’ll try to be as inconspicuous as I possibly can when I start talking shit about them. Hey, you can’t have your cake, and eat it too, and have a gay anal party without getting burned, it just doesn’t work. Unless you are Annie Mae. Eat the cake Annie Mae, eat the cake!
Though I always give credit where credit is due, and these guys have outdone themselves with the quality of these professionally made porn videos. The gay porn stars are numerous, so you’ve got plenty of actors to choose from. Not only that but there are so many categories and series as well, you’re going to be stuck here for weeks just trying to browse through them all. And I know if I were gay and had a subscription here, I would be all over the place trying to get my money’s worth. Let’s face it, premium sites aren’t cheap to subscribe to. You’ve got to make the most of it.
Let’s take a look at some technical aspects first. Richard.xxx is a beautiful website, as long as I don’t look at all the gay thumbnails. I love the aesthetics of the dark blue coupled with the even darker grays. It looks very professional, they really invested heavily in design and functionality. And of course, my FAVORITE thing about the design, there is NO home button. The sensible people that made this website realized that they’ve got the logo in the top left corner and that it works perfectly as the link to the home page. Love it. Love it, love it. Pornhub, take note please.
You’ll notice that the homepage of Richard.xxx contains all information from every tab in a condensed form. So, you’ve got New Releases, that’s for videos. Then after that, you’ve got Popular XXX Classic Videos which are also tied to the Videos tab. After that, though we jump straight to Live Boys, which is safe explanatory with the name itself. We’ll talk more about the live cams later if I survive the onslaught of dicks in the next few tabs that is. At the bottom, we can also see the top pornstars. Generally, those rated 4.5 and above make it here. The ratings are based on the videos they star in though, so keep that in mind. Maybe the bloke is good, but he just had a bad scene or two. Maybe the other dude couldn’t get his dick up. Let’s not jump to any conclusions just because of the ratings.
The Videos tab is where all the good stuff is. You can use the Displayed by feature to decide what the most parameter might be for you. You can choose between seeing the freshest gay bone scenes that have just aired, or perhaps you want to see the top-rated videos, and of course, you can always go with the masses and choose to display the most popular videos on the entire website. This tab is where you’ll be spending most of your time when you start browsing through all the premium gay content… You puff. Sorry, couldn’t help myself. I’ve managed to go this long without saying that though, it’s definitely an improvement.
The Categories tab is just jam-packed. It’s a bit deceiving though since the videos usually fall into so many different categories at once. There are over 170 categories to choose from, and yes, I counted. Actually, I just multiplied and added, simple elementary school calculus finally finding its purpose on this gay premium porn site review. If only Mrs. Fullerman knew what she was laying the groundwork for. She would not be happy. Or maybe she would if this is her thing. I certainly won’t judge.
The Series tab is pretty uneventful. It simply has a broader way of grouping the videos. There are seven series to choose from, four of which have been going on for a while. Three series have only recently started, and they only have five, three, and three videos respectively. Premium members can expect to see more videos in these series as well as new series to start popping up in the future. But just… I mean did they really have to name this one just straight up Cocksuckers? Can we get a bit more nuanced than that? Nah I’m just playing, I don’t actually care at all.
The Pornstars tab lists out all the pornstars (duh), and there are 320 pornstars active on the site as of writing this review. All of them have their own profile and you can read up more on these guys if you click on their profiles. Bunch of fa- I mean uh… RIGHT...the last tab. It’s called Live Boys, and it’s supposed to be used for watching live cam shows. This takes place on a different domain, but I’ve got to say that not a single live show actually worked for me. They all just took me to a white screen. I mean I’m not complaining, as I wasn’t really looking forward to watching a dude stroke his dick live. Jail out of free card for me right there.
Aside from this possible bug, Richard.xxx is made really well. There isn’t anything bad I can say about it as a lot of work has obviously been put into making it. The videos are of high quality and production, and the number of videos produced here is nothing to scoff at. So fellas, get your credit cards ready because Richard.xxx awaits your pin code. Enjoy.