More like Gay Selector, am I right? Ayooo. No, but seriously, this place is awesome. You know the spiel already. I’m not big on gay porn, but I want to find gems for you to jack off to. This is a gem. Plain and simple. What GuySelector has put together for you is nothing short of perfection. They’re not blowing anyone’s minds with innovation – I’ve seen this shit done before. I’m just really happy to see it done again, properly, by a studio that clearly cares about their craft. This is art right here. This is top tier gay porn at its finest, especially if you’re into vanilla sucks and fucks. It’s a bit on the generic side, since it’s mainstream porn, but with gay porn you know that anal is always on the table. That’s a hell of a silver lining.
This website is half way between a video game and a porn site, leaning heavily on the latter. The gamey parts are mostly there for a bit of interactivity and immersion. It’s still not a video game. Meaning, you can still enjoy this shit perfectly even if you’re not a nerd. You get to poke around some fictional scenarios, all of which have been prerecorded in stunning HD with modern technology. It’s all properly gorgeous smut with really nice environments and even nicer dudes. This place is a triple A dream come true and you can tell that it’s driven by a lot of money. That’s what makes it a premium destination. You have to pony up the dough if you want to see the best that money can buy.
Top Tier Dudes
Quick! What’s the worst part of gay porn sites, other than the gay porn I mean? That’s right. The bear-twink dichotomy. Don’t give me that look, you know what I’m talking about. Dudes on gay porn sites are either stereotypical bikers or they’re bony princesses. No disrespect to either of those groups – they’re as hot as anyone else. Problem is, porn needs variety. GuySelector has some bears and some twinks too. That’s wonderful. What I really loved about this selection, though, is that they’ve got guys that actually remind me of me. I can identify with these dudes. I can self-insert. I don’t want to, but that’s beside the point. Variety is the spice of life and it’s very important when you’re paying for premium porn. If you get stuck with dudes that all look the same, then what’s the point of having multiple dudes in the first place?
These guys look cool. Plain and simple. I want to buy them a beer. Most of them are jacked, but you can tell they’re on different workout regimens. I’m seeing lifters, squatters, crunchers, and quite a few barbell thugs. This is my idea of variety. Plus, half of them are cleanly shaven while the other half are going all natural. I even saw a couple of sexy dad bods on here. The racial spread is also awesome. Asian dudes, white dudes, black dudes and even some Eastern Europeans, if I’m not mistaken. Yes, I know that’s not a race. No, I don’t care. It’s fun to see the variety.
Diving in Dry
You come, you see, you whip out your cock. Then, you get to the playable demo. Thankfully, GuySelector had the good business sense to give you a preview of what they’re keeping hidden behind closed doors. This action is wonderful, but I wouldn’t expect anyone to be happy about ponying up the big bucks in advance without knowing what they’re going to get. It’s just not a good way to market your site. Luckily, they give you some previews along with the actual interactivity so you can see exactly what it would feel like if you were playing the paid version. Let’s talk about the damn paid version.
You pick a scenario, you kick off and you start seeing shit happen in POV. You usually meet some dude who’s there to interact with you for one reason or another. Maybe he’s a cop looking to question you or he’s a plumber and he’s here to give you a colonoscopy. You never know what’s going to happen next. That’s the whole point. All of these stories start off kind of innocent, or at the very least, platonic. There’s no sex, yet. It’s a nice and kind interaction with a hot dude whom you’d kind of sort of like to suck off. You’d also like him to suck you off.
Making a Choice
You watch a couple of minutes of video during which the story is sort of laid out for you, then you hit your first choice. You get buttons on screen that give you options on how to proceed. Will you lie or tell the truth. Will you stay for another drink or call it a night? Will you take one cock up your ass or two at a time? The world is your oyster. Take your pick. Every single adventure has branching storylines, so you have every reason to replay them if you found them interesting.
Unlike proper video games, the stories on GuySelector don’t really have losing conditions. In other words, you get a fap worthy experience no matter which way you decide to take the story. This is perfect. GuySelector doesn’t have to be a proper video game if they hit all the marks for perfect gay porn. That’s their first priority after all. I think they’re doing a fantastic job of it. It’s standard porn with one extra step. You get to make the decisions. It feels like you’ve earned what’s coming to you. Combining the choices with the POV shots equals a very immersive experience. You feel like the guys are really talking to you. That little press of a button goes a long way.
Fuck and Be Fucked
There’s no general rule on GuySelector about who’s the top and who’s the bottom. There’s some switching around. I would say that you definitely get to top all of these guys, but not all of them get to top you. It’s more about satisfying your desires. That’s what they’re here for. They’ll suck you off while looking passionately into your eyes, through the camera. They might flash their cocks for you and bring them up to your face so you can soak up all that glory, but I’ve yet to see a POV scene in which you the viewer actually get to nibble on the cocks. Strange, but understandable.
Either way, you have a lot of options in every story so you’re sure to find something you’ll enjoy as long as you pick a dude you find attractive. That shouldn’t be too hard considering they’re all very diverse and lovely. Plus, there are no fat dudes. No shame, I just don’t think people should be fat. If they are fat, that’s fine, I respect them and I encourage them to lose weight. Ok, let’s get back to the cocks. They’re long, strong magnum dongs. Most of them are massive. Even the twinks sport fucking anacondas. I guess that’s just how it is in the world of gay porn.
The Price of Premium Cock
You want to interact with hot dudes? You got to pony up the dough. Let’s go. That’ll be $1. Wait, what? That’s right, boys and … boys, GuySelector has a $1 tier for all of you uncertain fucks in the audience who need to taste before you buy. They don’t state whether the $1 tier auto renews at $30 or whatever, but I’d be surprised if it didn’t. It’s standard practice at this point. Cancel it before the 22-hour mark or something. It’ll be fine, probably.
Anyways, that’s the trial. The actual subscriptions go as follows: $25 a month, $50 for three months, $95 for a year. That’s the shtick. Honestly, I think it’s worth it, under one condition – they need to post more shit. As of right now I’m seeing 23 dudes, most of whom only have one video. Some of them have up to 4. That’s what, fewer than 50 videos all together? I think it’s a worthwhile adventure, for $30, but a long term subscription? I don’t think that’s warranted just yet. If they up the number of videos substantially between now and when you actually read this review, then you know you can give them some serious consideration. Ultimately, it’s up to you. I think that what they’ve put together is fantastic and it’s sure to cause a lot of gay boners out there. I guarantee it.