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Now that the internet has been a thing for around thirty years or so, rules have come out of it. Many are benign enough. 36: Never accept cookies. You aren't Santa. 37: If a girl wants to fuck you on the internet, it's a guy. 39: There are never enough kittens and puppies. These are all crucial rules, but one rule rules above them all: rule 34.

Think it, Do it

Rule 34 states that If something exists or can be imagined by the human mind, there is internet porn about it. Wow. We're something special, aren't we? What a magnificent element of human nature. I have spent more time watching internet porn than any other entity who has ever graced this planet with their presence. From my deep experience, I can tell you that shit is 100% true. I've seen it all.

I've watched a man in a pink chem suit slosh around a zoo's septic tank. I've seen a garden hose shoved so deep into a man’s lower intestinal tract that it gave him a higher voice. I've seen a guy replicating the casting couch set with legos while another man pours Elmer's glue into his asshole. That's what I can entertain. Man is capable of lavish feats when he puts his mind to it.

All this insanity and perversion can make standard everyday porn feel like a walk in the park. Does no one want to watch a simple penis enter a simple asshole anymore? Have we as a species become so numbed to smut that footage of a blowjob doesn't even spark the arousal centers anymore? Nay. Even a complex gent, such as myself, wants to see a little missionary intercourse from time to time.

Fortunately, for all you ass porn addicts out there, XXX Adult Torrent does a little bit of everything. They offer the best in plain sucking and fucking, along with all the fetish content your perverted little heart could require. I'm all about mixing things up, and XXX Adult Torrent lets me do it all in one convenient place.

Keep it Forever

A superb blend of gay content isn't the only thing that separates XXX Adult Torrent from the pack of usual porn sites. The younger generation may not remember these times, but back in the day, people used to own the shit they used. Things weren't wasn't rented, borrowed, or left in a cloud. Not everything requires a subscription. If you had some shit in your house, chances are, you bought it.

Things have changed a lot since the good old days. No one owns the shit they have. It’s the way it is. People rent homes, rent phones, lease cars, listen to Spotify and watch Netflix. When was the last time you bought a CD or DVD? When did you last purchase a season of a show? You probably don't even remember. I certainly don't.

Back in the Caveman Days

Of course, This fad has worked its way to porno, also. You used to have to go out to purchase a physical copy of porn which you were then forced to hide in your house. Even if you don't have a family, no one wants friends digging into their smut collection.

If you are a guy with a family, your porn stash being found is a regular source of stress. Keeping it from your wife or parents is one thing, but kids are inquisitive. They dig through storage, look through boxes, and pull cushions out of the couch. It’s almost impossible to hide something forever in a home with two kids and a wife.

I still remember rifling through my parent's crib, scouring storage containers for my dad's porn collection. It took a month or two of steady tracking, but I finally found it in the basement. As you can tell, a core memory was formed that day. A memory that would turn out to shape the rest of my life.

These days, any half an imbecile with at least one finger can hop on the net and witness a dude's asshole get chopped and screwed like a Daft Punk remix. It's the fucking shit. It's made my life far better than it ever would have been. However, those half-imbeciles don't own the footage they're watching. They don't have to hide that DVD in a shoebox under the stairs. Yet, In a sense, they own it more than they ever could before because that footage lives in their pockets, ready to go anytime.

However, true ownership hasn’t completely disappeared over the horizon, and I’m not talking about buying DVDs from your local glory-hole-infested sex shop. I’m talking about torrents. Torrents aren't in fashion as they once were, but they're far from gone. It’s like the 2000s Camry of downloading shit. She may be out of her prime, but you still see them on the road.

They may not be in vogue as they once were, but XXX Adult Torrent still has a healthy supply of the stuff. You better pick up some external hard drives because you will be putting in work.

Any Time, Any Place

The main advantage of torrenting porn is that you don’t need internet access to watch downloaded smut. This makes wanking our willy in locations like planes, trains, and automobiles far easier. I hate talking to people on flights, but no one upsets my piece while I jerk off to midget porn in first class. And shockingly, nor do they complain. Flying has been so stressful as of late that a dude beating his meat is the least of everyone's concerns.

Torrent porn sites can't be found around every nook and cranny of the net like porn tube sites are. You've got to put on your science glasses and do some research to find the good shit. Downloading shady torrents comes with some serious consequences. There are plenty of bored pathetic losers hiding viruses and spyware in porn.

In fact, knowing you fuckers, I bet many of my readers get into that shit. Ruining people's day is the only thing that masks your feelings of inadequacy. As such, I don’t advise you to download porn from just any torrent site you come across on Google. It takes care and consideration to pack your hard drive full of smut.

Don’t worry, brothers. XXX Adult Torrent has your back. XXX Adult Torrent is an excellent example of a porn torrent site that gives a shit about its clientele. Instead of worrying about your computer getting fucked up by viruses, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of memory.

It Ain't Pretty, But it Works

Torrent sites have never been known for web design, and XXX Adult Torrent isn't reinventing the wheel. However, I've seen far, far worse web designs. Despite a scrambled aesthetic, the place is easy to navigate.

The main menu resides up top and includes the options Home, Log in, Search bar, Home page, XXX films, Clips, XXX games, and hentai games, Unconventional, Erotic, and Gay videos.

Give that "gay videos" button a press and enter into a realm of gay porn heaven. Once in the gay section, you'll see a content filter below the main menu. It allows you to sort content by Category and Date released. Considering there are nearly twenty thousand pages of content, you'll get a lot of use out of this filter.

Some category examples are Photos, Magazines, Erotic, XXX games and hentai games, Russian porn, XXX HD movies, XXX movies, and Unconventional.

I know what you guys are thinking. You're wondering what kind of unconventional porn XXX Adult Torrent fucks with. They offer a wide range of alternative smut, including Free use, Incest, BDSM, Naked combat, and Doctor shit.

That's not to say that XXX Adult Torrent doesn't have an excellent stock of conventional porn also. If you can think of it, XXX Adult Torrent has it and that includes good old fashioned doggy style. Sometimes all it takes is watching a guy stick his dick in a dudes asshole.

The Process

When you find a video that suits your needs, give it a click. The download screen offers a shit ton of information about the content to help you decide if it's the right porn for you. No one wants to waste time downloading shitty smut. The info includes a summary, release date, actors, video quality, and much more.

XXX Adult Torrent has everything a dedicated ass porn addict needs to get the most out of their next masturbation experience. Whether you have vanilla tastes or prefer videos with a bit more excitement, XXX Adult Torrent has you covered.

The only thing I have to complain about is the same thing I complain about every torrent site. The design is sloppy. Navigation isn't affected, but the place doesn't look nice.

Alright, you beta booty bandits. If you start downloading porn now, your first external hard drive should be full before night falls.