Tarheel Writer

If you told me tarheelwriter.com was a gay adult site, I’d call you a lying motherfucker. That name sounds like some nerdy AI writing app or a dusty shop flogging rusty typewriters with dried cum stains stuck between the keys. Kinda confusing.

All I see the moment I load tarheelwriter.com is this blue background with almost nothing written on top. Still, I’m the kind of sick bastard who digs into shit, so let’s crack this cunt open and see if there’s enough meat here to make us bust a proper nut.

Why so freaking blue?

Let me be real for a second, like I always am. I know every site’s got its own style, but who the fuck thought this limp blue background with zero wow factor was a good idea? It looks like some goddamn Windows 95 screen that forgot to show tits or cocks. I roll my eyes, take a deep fucking breath, and try not to quit before I’ve even touched my dick.

I start reading the couple of sad lines sitting on the homepage. Turns out tarheelwriter.com is all about original smut written by Jevic and other horny bastards like Rick Becks, Chris James, Cole Parker, and a few more cock names. Okay, that at least pokes my curiosity. I smash that I Agree button and finally get inside the fucking site. About goddamn time!

Who the fuck is Jevic

Apparently this whole circus is run by some dude named Jevic. That name alone already sounds fucking cool, like some knockoff of Jizzvic, the guy who shows up uninvited to spray his load all over the place. I mean, Jevic, sounds less like a writer and more like a Balkan motherfucker who sells fake dick pumps out of the back of his car while swearing they’ll make your cock grow three goddamn inches overnight.

All joking aside, Jevic is The Tarheel Writer. He thanks you for visiting the site, and explains that he has been posting his shit for over two decades. That's even longer than I've been writing, so mad respect. He also posts his gay friends' work, and recommends stories he really likes.

Of course, it's all about gay sex here. You know, dicks ramming other dudes' assholes, and tarheelwriter.com presents that thing in the form of stories. Jevic says that him and his pack of writers, as well as his fans, are known as, queers, homos, limp wristed fudge packers, carpet munching dykes, lesbos, trannys, fags, flaming faggots, sods, twinks, bears, chickens and even chicken hawks. He says that LGBTQ2S+ is bullshit, but I don't want to go there.

What matters is that he is somewhat like me. He doesn't bullshit, and that's what makes a good writer. He also explains that there are stories about Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy buttfucking on Snape's desk, so yeah, I already dig this motherfucker. Too bad we can’t grab a beer and swap dick stories. My ass isn’t up for fucking tonight. Too fucking bad.

The last update happened two weeks ago

Yeah, yeah, I get it, tarheelwriter.com has a unique concept and all that shit, but that doesn’t mean I have to like its ugly motherfucking face. Straight up, this ain’t a normal porn site with flashy thumbnails, tits, and tight little cunts to jerk off to.

The complete absence of chicks and nudity is killing my dick, and honestly, the layout is ugly. That fucking blue background is bad. I never thought I’d say this, but even pink would look hotter. Christ, I kinda expected gays to at least know how to pick a color that doesn’t make you want to stab your eyes with a cock! Even gays ain’t who the fuck they used to be.

I find the latest update, no problem, and it talks about this "Memories of a Queer Mind" by Rick Beck story. Basically, it’s where the writer reminds you of all the shit queer folks have to deal with. Jevic, of course, recommends it like the good motherfucker he is. A couple weeks before that, he was pushing “The Problem” by Gee Whillikers. I have no fucking clue what that shit is about, but it looks like Jevic actually reads the damn stories and then gives you his take on them.

I think it's handy. It’s like having a badass gay uncle who’s read more stories than you’ve had hot dinners. He tells you exactly which shit is worth jerking off to. You don't have to waste your time on limp stories. Jevic recommends and reviews the stories in a way, and when you have such a concept, you always save your time and dick. It's like me recommending porn sites. It's just that Jevic is gay and he's into stories. All good.

Let's read Jevic's shit

Jevic has been uploading his stories to tarheelwriter.com for years, so there's no point in counting all of that shit. I can fucking tell that tarheelwriter.com is teeming with adult stories, and some of them actually come in chapters. That’s good for building characters, getting attached to their cocks and cunts, and all that shit. It also means Jevic is ready to ram thousands of words up a single gay guy’s ass, and I gotta respect that kind of twisted devotion.

First of all, it's free to read stories on tarheelwriter.com. There are no ads to fuck with your skull, and you don't get redirected while reading and browsing around. You just fucking read. It's that simple.

I end up checking out this gay story about Neo and his boyfriend Collier. Part of it goes like this - "companion, friend with benefits, aggressive bottom boy toy, blond-haired, blue-eyed angel… his, yes, his boyfriend." Collier is sad and lonely, and Neo is his boyfriend out there trying to survive some horrific storm. Collier’s probably worrying about his boyfriend’s asshole while the sky’s shitting lightning or something.

That’s what makes a proper adult story, folks. A real one. You need a plot, emotions, and maybe a storm where some poor cunt is praying his boyfriend’s cock doesn’t get lost in the wind. A good adult story needs dick tension, ass angst, emotional cum explosions, and just enough fucked-up drama. Basically, if a story doesn’t make you laugh, cry, and jerk off all at the same time, it’s half-assed garbage. The stats reveal that Jevic has uploaded 547,119 words to tarheelwriter.com, so yeah, he knows how to write.

Jevic appreciates his writers

There’s this Authors section where tarheelwriter.com shows off its writers. It’s a nice way to give credit to those motherfuckers grinding out the stories. I spot names like Cole Parker, Mystwriter, and this Tyler Wolf Rock dude who’s puked over 769,000 words onto the site. Damn, that’s a lot of dick rambling!

Mystwriter is the twisted motherfucker writing gay Harry Potter stories here. Yeah, the little wizard school brat with his cock in some other wizard’s ass. I didn't read the stories, but I guess it's about wands waving everywhere and robes flapping in the wind. I can just picture the dude sitting there, quill in one hand, lube in the other, writing about Harry Potter's asshole getting stretched by a dragon or something. That shit’s so ridiculous that I gotta fucking read it. As soon as I find the time.

Time to close the case

You open this site and it looks like a sad blue screen someone jerked off onto. Just blue. Some weak motherfuckers will quit right there. Also, if you’re the type who can’t handle adult gay stories with actual plot, emotion, and dick tension, then fuck off and go jerk to porn with zero brains.

For anyone who loves real gay porn stories, tarheelwriter.com is fucking good. Jevic and his pack, Cole Parker, Mystwriter, Tyler Wolf Rock, and the rest of the twisted bastards, have been cranking out gay words for years. It's where you get xxx chapters, plots, character development, ass angst, cock drama, bottom-boy fuckery, even wizard dick storms.

The site is free. You just open it, pick a story, and jerk your balls off while reading about little fags. Jevic even reads the stories first and tells you which ones are worth busting your nut to. That shit saves time, balls, and sanity.

Yeah, some people might hate the site. Maybe they want chicks, boobs, or simple porn with zero plot. They’ll roll their eyes and call it weird, but if you love adult gay stories with plot, character, and a lot of gay cocks, you'll love tarheelwriter.com

So yeah, it’s ugly as shit and some weak motherfuckers will hate it, but if your dick can handle it, if your brain can survive the twisted genius, tarheelwriter.com will be your cunt of tea. Seriously. Go check it. Jerking off optional, but highly recommended.