Mens Love Club

I load up avmens.com just casual, no big expectations. Just curious if the shit’s worth my time. That's when I read the welcome note. It says Only Men Bring Happiness To Each Other, and I almost choke on my goddamn morning coffee. A ballsy statement, hard to swallow for someone as straight as me, but I'm officially intrigued. Here cums the review, and avmens.com, tip your hat to that welcome line for pulling me in.

Looks good, not gonna lie

Avmens.com calls itself Men's Love Club. You could think that it's a romantic dating site, but I wouldn't fucking say. The homepage shows more cocks and assholes than any mainstream porn site, so yeah, it's about goddamn ass fucking. The thumbnails stand out thanks to the black background, and everything looks pretty damn neat. Not boring, but not cluttered either.

The main options are highlighted in pink and purple, 'cause this is a gay site after all, and you have this huge News line at the top of the page, like you are on the BBC of dicks or something. It has that wow factor, that unique vibe, and a pretty big language bar. The site translates to English, Japanese, French, Chinese, Italian, Korean, and Russian, so it's all good. Looks like a good user experience overall. Smooth as a lubed shaft. Let's move on.

A lot of videos uploaded yesterday

Naturally, the homepage shows the latest releases. It keeps calling them News like it's a blog or something. Also, the videos seem to be censored. I have to stream something and finally see the truth.

I'm interested in this blindfolded threesome. I click on the thumbnail and avmens.com takes me straight to this info page, or better said, gay to the info page. I get to see a shitload of images for free. There's this blindfolded dude sucking cocks and taking them for a ride. Below that shit, the site shows the video description and reveals a couple of details.

The video's running time is 16 minutes, it was officially released three years ago, and it was made by some Japanese studio. The description goes into so many details that it states "Since it’s a POV shoot, there’s significant camera shake". I mean, fuck me, I’ve never seen this kind of attention on any porn site before. Mad respect. Mad motherfucking respect.

No streaming this time

As I've said, avmens.com is crazy detailed. It's one of the most informative and transparent sites I've reviewed in a while.

I'm still talking about that blindfolded threesome. I know beforehand that the resolution is 1280x720, 16:9, 29.97 fps, and that the file size is 411 Mbs. Motherfucking nuts! Crazy detailed to the point I wanna slap my stamp of approval on avmens.com right fucking now. This very instant!

On the other hand, I don’t get to stream shit. Not even a damn trailer. That kinda pisses me off, but avmens.com has already shoved all the info up my ass anyway, so bitching about the lack of trailers would make me a real prick. Fuck it. All good.

It's about downloads

Nothing left to do or read when it cums to that threesome, so I click the download link. I get redirected to this SubyShare site where I can pick between the free and premium downloads. The free download would take over 50 minutes, and it would choke me with the ads, so naturally, I focus on the premium options.

There's a lot of shit I have to explain when it comes to the VIP downloads, so hear me out. The free package gives you 2 GB a day, 130 KB/s download speed, 100 Mb max upload file size, and 60 seconds of waiting. If you become the registered member of SubyShare, you get 50TB++ temporarily, 2 GB, 5120 Mb max upload file size, 60 seconds of waiting, and some ads.

Now, if you wanna go premium, you get the following - 40 GB/day, 20480 Mb max upload file size, 7-15MB/s download speed, without any waiting or ads. The prices are as follows - $14.99 for 30 days, $29.95 for 75 days, $47.45 for 180 days, and $87.95 for the whole year. Not that pricey. You have to bear in mind that the downloaded files stay yours. Once you go VIP, your files get deleted 180 days after the download.

Back to the goddamn site

I had a hunch that avmens.com was a big site, but once I started counting, it exceeded my expectations. The first stash holds Japanese gay porn movies, and it currently holds around 90 pages. You're looking at approximately 1,350 flicks in that section only. Then you have the so-called Hunk Channel category which currently has around 345 movies in total.

Sure, the site is fucking huge, so I can't check each and every video, but it looks like avmens.com is focused on collecting professional gay porn. A lot of it is censored, yes, but I haven't spotted a single grainy videos. It's mostly 1280p, and the censorship is not always present inside the movies, just in the preview pictures.

More categories for you assholes! You have the CK Download stash with around 120 movies. Then, there's their Men's Rush stash with 200 videos. It's kinda the same count as inside the FC2 porn archive. One thing is fucking certain. The site's dick is big enough to last you at least a year, and on top of that, it keeps uploading fresh smut. Avmens.com is a goddamn beast.

You can request a movie

If you’re really fucking picky and this mountain of porn doesn’t have what you want, you’re a goddamn ungrateful prick. Whatever. Either way, avmens.com has this Request stash, and yeah, that shit pretty much explains itself. I don’t see this on other porn sites very often, so it just stacks even more juicy value onto avmens.com. No fucking lie.

It's not that hard to navigate the site. I wasn't bothered with any ads or redirects while clicking around. Also, the homepage shows this list of recommended videos, which is another neat shortcut. You're gonna need shortcuts and filters. First off all, avmens.com is a quite big site. Also, since the majority of the videos is Asian, the motherfuckers look the same, at least in my Western eyes, so yeah, you're gonna need some sorting tools.

Community matters

I want to tell you about the tags list first. It's right where you can see it, and it mentions terms like anal sex, gangbang, squirting, full HD, gay, handjob, and so on. A pretty huge motherfucking list that tells you just how diverse avmens.com really is.

I decided to check out the About Us. I usually do that shit at the very beginning of the review, but fuck your damn rules! I notice avmens.com explaining that it's about curated content, safe files, and all that neat shit. Kinda knew that already. It’s obvious this isn’t some dumb tube site, and I’m throwing some bonus points their way for that.

Before I close this case, I want you to know that avmens.com has a community. That means its members get to interact. You know, share experiences, comment, swap content, and all that neat shit that usually happens inside communities. This is a gay community, meaning you are sure to find someone who shares your love for a tight male asshole, so yeah, I say you sign up.

This shit was fun

I came in thinking avmens.com was gonna be just an ordinary gay site. You know, dicks and assholes. As a straight guy, I wasn't burning with desire. Despite the obvious absence of cunt, avmens.com managed to blow me away. It's massive. It's where you'll find thousands of Asian porn videos, all gay, usually 1280p, all downloadable. The design is neat too. It kinda grabs you by the balls the moment you enter.

I say the navigation is smooth, and the same goes for the user experience. I wasn't bothered with ads. Everything is nicely sorted out, and the filters are decent. You're gonna need that shit. Most of these Asian motherfuckers look the same to a Western eye, so you need them filters.

Downloads are the thing here. You have that slow and free shit. Fine, but it'll torture your dick. I say you pay for the premium downloads. It gives you a massive storage, zero waiting, and files that get to stay yours for 180 days. It's not that expensive. The longer the period, the better the price.

Avmens.com is curated. It's professional. Transparent as a motherfucking window. They tell you everything about every video. I mean, who the fuck does that? Motherfuckers actually give a shit, and it shows. You know exactly what you’re downloading beforehand.

Avmens.com has it all, except the cunts. It has a community, it's big, it does regular updates, so yeah, make that payment already and leave me alone!