MySpicyVanilla

I’m calling out all of my lit kids out of the woods right now! In case you’re too much of a fossil, by “lit” I mean literature, so yes, I’m trying to lure in a very specific kind of gay boy over. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna hurt him, I just wanna show him a very specific, totally innocent, 100% not degenerate site. Well, all of the above depends on our hypothetical friend’s character, because MySpicyVanilla is a writer’s suite powered by AI that plays along with any kind of roleplay. I don’t really like my vanilla spicy since spice needs some BDSM in there. But hey! With enough control and just a tiny bit of effort (impossible, I know), you can make some neat shit!

In case you’re slow on the uptake, what I’m describing is an AI text generator site, or maybe the better description would be an AI text roleplay game? You’ll catch me lacking here, I admit. Still, the premise is to write what pretty much amounts to a self-insert book of your dreams. I can already see a few of you salivating, and yeah, pay enough, and you get a commercial license, but that’s not why I’m slaving away here! I know my demure and breedable fucks. The kind who kick their feet while writing a diary or typing out the most depraved fan fics of their favorite ships. This one is for you, lads!

Don’t skip the fucking tutorial

In case you’re itching to just start typing away, well, I’ll give you a 50% chance of survival. The AI bot has some neat complexity that’s gonna be too much for your layman’s ass. You know those days when you skip the tutorial and then regret it a few hours in? Yeah, I don’t want you reliving that flashback, so be a good boy and listen to Mr. PornDude. There’s literally a tutorial section on the main page. From what I saw, the longest text block is just 8 minutes to read, so put that useless endurance to something that actually matters. The tutorials will cover all of the mechanics and features, and there are a few! Get a hang of these, and your blooming smut is gonna be doing just fine!

Now we can talk about the actual features

SpicyVanilla ain’t yo AI chatbot. This is a bona fide story machine! You get 5000 characters to describe what kind of fantasy or setting you want to kick off, and a bunch of other widgets and knick-knacks to fine-tune the story how you like it. Smut is an option, so it’s not like the AI auto defaults to writing erotica (unless you want it to). From what I saw, the AI tries its best to understand what I’m trying to do and then responds with the best possible plot thread or character interaction. And yeah, you can really set your character up, and I’m decently sure that you can forge their background like some kind of smutsmith.

Of course, not every chapter is going to be gold. In case you need to nudge something with an eraser, the AI has a pretty good chapter editing tool! With enough patience, you can actually make something that’s worth reading or just plain fits what you’re imagining. But I hear you, my fellows who only passingly speak English. You can read my garbage, but you can hardly write for shit in freedom speech. Well, mercy be upon ye plebeian, for Spicy over here has 30+ languages to cover your booty. Unless you’re speaking some fuckass language, you should be clear. Also, if you like audiobooks, there are like 16 languages that get AI voices.

I don’t know about you, but I used to really get uselessly happy whenever I saw some kind of illustration in my books. Yes, yes, Mr. PornDude used to read books before he failed at life. But if you like a cheeky illustration in your novel, well, Spicy does provide AI image generation that slides into the content. It’s like you’re coming up with fan art when you’re neck deep in some kind of book. The available AI generators are also some neat stuff. The oldie Stable Diffusion and Flux are here, but also some no-names like Wen, Qwen, and HiDream. Well, the more choices the better, I guess. Different illustrations for different books and all that.

For all of you neat freaks

I know my audience here, and I know that some of you are pointlessly tidy when it comes to forging an ero world. You wanting to escape reality is none of my business, but Spicy has some tools that will help you leave the planet. I already mentioned you can get balls deep into character crafting, but you can also literally make your own plugins. You want the AI to spew out text that matches your mediocre writing style? There you go! The feature can do more than just that, so I recommend giving it a good look. Lastly, you get what is essentially a virtual chapter binder. You can store and organize all of your stories into one cohesive world until you cream your pants from joy.

What about the money, PornDude?

I love capitalism. Don’t go flaccid here, boyo, because you do get a trial run of the place. Sure, you can’t write that much smut or get anything, but at least you can take it to a test drive. It’s only with a premium that you unlock longer description limits and also get responses that can be up to 4000 words long! And here I am manually typing 1,5k words on my crusty ass keyboard. If you have like $5 lying around ($4.99 to be exact), you can get a 24-hour pass with most features enabled. I know your butthole just clenched, but nah, this is a non-recurring payment!

The only virtual currency I saw was that audio credit thing, and if I’m not stupid, I think that’s for the voice lines. Still, you’ll be well-off with a proper subscription, you see. Sure, it rebills, but it’s also CCBill, so I got some confidence in it. You can get that delicious access for $11.24/month, which is the price of a slightly bigger book (it’s been a bit since I looked at those, give me a break). But if you opt to make this site your bitch for a whole year, then that’s only gonna be $5.56/month! Now please spread your asshole wide because that’s gonna slam into you like $66.72/year in one shot!

I know this is gonna matter to a lot of you, especially since I’ve been hyping this bitch up so far. For one, you gotta pay up if you want that smut to write itself. You can build up to 20 AI characters from what I could tell, and the AI’s memory is not quite like a goldfish but it does span 100 chapters. So, assuming you max out your daily limit of 50 chapters twice, by the third day, the AI gets some amnesia. That sounds like me after a bender, but I guess in practice it doesn’t matter too much since you don’t need every chapter to be recalled 24/7. Also, that is a lot of words!

I don’t actually write stories, but my soft boys are gonna love this

Ah, I remember when everyone at school would bully the literary gifted theatre kid for being gay. Good times, good times. In hindsight, this is probably why AO3 is flooded with so many depraved gooners. Can’t write it in real life, guess I’ll write it online! Well, now it’s your turn to step it up. Live out your best life, pal! Live it! This shit is 100% private, so just fire off and don’t worry about your level of burnout or the abysmal lack of skill. Hey, I support free fapping.

Spoiler alert: I’m not actually an expert at this, but I can tell that Mr. Spicy is a good site. 100 chapters of memory at full power is still 400K words! In case you’re too out of touch, a medium-sized novel is 100K words. Yeah, that’s a lot, you dumbass. Don’t look down on that baby because it has some next-level power behind it. Plus, all that customization and freedom around text is gonna pay off in the long run once you figure out what the fuck you’re doing. I can’t really complain, even if I try to be salty. MySpicyVanilla.com is really gonna mesh with you while I go cry. PornDude out.