EroPlay

I noticed that so many AI Boyfriend sites have at least one model that’s all about giving you an adventure or an experience beyond just your normie sexting. Like, did it cross your mind why some of those models are different? Or were you too busy looking for the next porn fix? In what time I spend while not cumming, I managed to figure out what makes these random ass bots so different. Philosophy is all about wording things we subtly know, or that’s the last thing I heard before passing out in class that one time. While normie bots simulate a person you talk to, adventure bots behave more like a custom interactive novel. You’re practically flipping through a book!

Adventure adventure adven— elevator music – adventure! Did you ever want to play through a setting where you’re tied to a chair and a black guy cucks you with your wife/husband? Yeah, that’s just one scenario I saw on EroPlay.Ai, and there are a few more store-bought versions you can try. Nothing can match that factory flavor, but then again, homemade smut has its own charm. As is always the case, your ass can bake up a character, but it’s not just a crusty ass chatbot you’re concocting in there! Eros over here is going to make your spicy book reading even better! There’s a reason why those text RPGs got their niche, so if you’re a dream kind of gay, get yo’ buttcheeks over here!

Disclaimer before you throw piss at me

There is a “Male” section for both characters and scenarios. As John Constantine always says tho, “there’s always a catch.” The single bot section is completely empty. There are literally no pre-made guys to chat up. The only thing you’ll see is the empty box urging you to make your own fantasy by using the bot creator today! Yay! Well, it’s par for the course, so at least there’s an option, otherwise I wouldn’t be writing this review. As for the scenarios, it actually shows you everything that involves another dude. Like, I get a strong feeling the solo dude ones were made for our fem gooners, but a few tweaks on your profile settings will set the pronouns straight.

As for the other scenarios, if you’re bisexual and into cuckold, then I think you’ll be living for it. Like, The Cuckold Heist literally has you tied up while your wife is surrounded by a bunch of men. Are you seeing that meme of a blonde girl with tall black guys around her? Yeah, you’re in POV boyo. For you who love older men and are into that stepfamily smut train, well, Meeting the Stepfather is probably what you want. The general idea is that there are no gay pre-made scenarios to explore. You can tweak the solo guys, but for the rest, you’ll need to make your own fun.

How does chatting to bots here work?

You technically never talk to a bot in isolation, not even sexting (unless the setting is like that). I’m not going to get dragged into a chat room if I click on Deborah’s profile. Instead, I get her blurred nudes (freemium curse) and the few scenarios that feature her. Since you don’t fap to women, you can easily click on any story you find interesting, meet her, and coldly disappoint her when she hears you prefer fucking men. One key thing to pay attention to is the little purple crown in the corner. If it’s there? Sucks to be you, freemium pleb! If it’s not there, then your poor ass can join the game! The chat itself allows you to make videos, but more on that at 7!

Now, there’s always that one small feature that can save you a lot of pain, but for some reason, it’s shoved into Satan’s ass crack. Shit’s not so bad here, but when you open the chat screen, click on the tiny bubble with [ ] inside, and you’ll get the teeniest of descriptions. Pretty much what this box tells you is that you can distinguish your internal monologue (I can already feel the cringe from here) and actions by putting text in the square brackets. If text is not in the brackets, welp, the bot assumes you’re talking to it. And we don’t want to confuse the poor sweet gay bot, right? Good boy.

If my words hadn’t evaporated from your hollow skull by now, you’ll remember I said that you can set your pronouns on the profile page. Well, you can fiddle with that cock cage a bit more than that! Set your name (yes, you can set it as Master and get that fix), gender, and some extra deets about yourself. A part of the page that matters is the Difficulty and Description style settings. Freemiums are always auto set on “dry and short,” ouch man. The fucking “poetic” is for premium rich people, wow. Well, standard difficulty is for the non-payers, while easy and hard are paywalled. What the difficulty setting does, I have no fucking clue man. Probably makes the sexy roleplay more engaging or something.

Some other features from Eros are worth mentioning

Here goes the classic shit, so let’s kick it off with the good old image gen! You choose your AI character, and then you open up an image gen tab. The smuttier options are, of course, for premiums, so SFW shit if you’re unwilling to cough up that dolla’ bill. I’m decently sure you can also run your custom dudes, so pop off king! The one thing I didn’t see is the video generation, which either means I’m a fool worthy of being a lolcow or it’s strictly tied to scenarios. Either way, you’ll need those special credits, and it looks like one image is worth 10 of those. They are used on other shit, but it’s not too hard to find ways to splurge them (that's the whole fucking point here).

So here come the big guns, the guy generator! Making a new AI bloke can either be easy or hard; it’s totally up to your inner OCD levels and delusions. Two styles, anime and realistic (the anime option scared me shitless ngl). From there, you can either create a guy by typing out a block of text and max out obsessive details, or you could be normal for once and choose the “next step” button. This will give your regular ass AI chatbot creation process you probably encountered before. You know what they say, an average cock is not the biggest cock, but it fits everywhere! Fair warning tho, some options are gated behind premium, so once again the poor and rich divide raises its ugly precum.

Finally, the scenario creation booth is where you make your most degenerate ideas come true. Don’t chicken out here because you can’t do shit on EroPlay without figuring out the controls here! The process will handhold your sorry sissy self through multiple steps and even offers the random idea button and AI gen ideas to give you a hand. ADHD and executive dysfunction don’t have balls on you! You only need to know which actors you want to see and set some beginning shit here and there. Wanna fuck in the park with your 30+ years older sugar daddy? Just type away, you lovable waste of oxygen!

What prices and payments to expect?

I always go weak when a site offers me a huge discount on my membership, especially when it’s 74% off like Ero over here. I stretch my asshole wide for good prices, man! See, instead of joining for 30 days and paying $14.99/month, I’d much rather pay only $3.91/month for the annual access. Sure, that’s $46.92/year, but it’s much better than paying fifteen bucks every month! Also, you can use Apple Pay and Google Pay for this bitch, which is nice since they absolutely make shit easier. If you dig going in raw and typing out your credit card deets, then the payment processor will be Finby.

If I ever want my AI Boyfriend to feel alive, I’ll be using EroPlay

Sexting gets boring! fuck that, I want to pretend to go out to a party with my bear daddy and roleplay a slow dance while he rubs against my throbbing dick in the pants. Yeah, that’s what I want. And I bet you want your virtual love to have that same level of life. I am honestly impressed with the scenarios feature here. It ain’t much, and even feels like a big “duh,” but it’s exactly that mix of AI chatbots and AI erotica that just works. This is the G-spot that you don’t need something in your ass to reach! So yeah, EroPlay.AI has some of you figured out.