NSFWriting

I have this pal who really likes tech, the kind who drones on and on about how robot waifus are the future and how his AI butt plug changed his whole life. He’s a bit of a dick, yeah, but mostly a good dude, and he’s actually funny (unlike you). So, it was just one of the usual days when I was chatting with him over some burgers, and he brought up NSFWriting.com as a site he’s been no lifing for some months now. I figured he was locked away in his goon cave, and I wasn’t too far off, I guess. But you know what kind of abortion I am by now! How my buddy got into literary shit beats me, but maybe he’s trying to impress a girl.

Anyway, after he absolutely drilled my ears raw the whole night, I just had to check out this shitbox and see what he’s been yapping so much about. I gave it a spin aaaaaanndddd… yeah, I’m too stupid for this shit. See, NSFWriting here is an AI book generator site or AI text generator or whatever the fuck you want to call an NSFW AI that spews out text. And I mean, I do go through every shithole on the internet, so I’m no stranger to what I’m supposed to fucking do here. But here I am, feeling dumber than when I started. That’s cuz this joint doesn’t really hold your hand! You are tossed into a code block like how I toss my used tissues into the jizz bin.

What I mean by this is that the site’s UI is ass (but it’s still better than your room). There are no shiny buttons and prompts to click, there are only drop boxes and empty text boxes you’re expected to write in. If I didn’t know this site used an AI writing engine, I could swear I saw this place back in the 2000s. Do you still visit those ASCII art and fancy text sites? Yeah, the vibe is kinda like that. It’s a total change from the usual, brain off, clicky tags, AI goes brrr kind of dance you would expect. You actually have to turn on your brain! Oh my god! The horror of having to try!

And that’s why you can’t fucking skip the help page!

There’s this term I picked up during my emo phase. It’s the “script kiddies” the kind of amateur hackers who just run a pre-made script and call it a day. Maybe cuz I’ve been relying on the code examples too much, but my brain didn’t get any wrinkles. All wrinkles go into the balls here, sir! I might be making a Helen Keller touches water face here, but I’m gonna assume you got your life together more than me. Go on, chosen one! Give that text wall a look! It doesn’t bite, I promise, it just might suddenly make you question your life choices and where you went wrong. 

I’m being an absolute loser here, but really, if you give the Writing Help page a read, you’ll figure out how to use the controls. You get a clear example of how to build character blocks and set some perverted traits. You also get a guide on how long your prompt should be and how to write continuations when you need them. My ADHD ass stared off into space and gingerly fiddled with controls (because I’m a wuss), but once you get a knack for it, it should go smoothly. It’s some really basic code, so if you've ever tried coding in a page layout and colors on some kind of cringe fan wiki, you’ll know what to do.

The help page also tells you what each writing model is and the credit cost they leech. Still, there is a quote directly from the help page that I need to paste here. “You need to design this well.” My brothers in fuckassery, you need to TRY here. However, if NSFWriting sings to your kind of autism, then you are going to be enjoying the dig. For the rest of us, it’s back in the reading mines and no fapping. Truly, this site is the great filter of gooners, separating us wastes of space from the guys who could be geniuses but instead waste time cumming all day.

Stop yapping about boring shit PornDude!

Listen, I’m all for a fun and crazy ride here, but I can’t for the life of me find fun shit to talk about here. This site is actually serious, you see! It’s fucking driving me nuts! NSFWriting is not for casual consumers; it’s for blokes who have control issues and can go pump out a book of fanfiction when their obsession triggers. With all of the above, I basically talked about everything there is, which leaves me with some info dregs that are also not funny shit. Info’s info, I guess, so let me dive into some other details that might mean something. Man, my attention span has been fried by catchy UI, huh?

The AI speaks ten languages, so you can write whatever smut book you’re dreaming about in your local dialect. Niche fucks are out of luck, but if you speak the big ones like Fr*nch, Spanish, or Korean, then you’re winning this one. You also got three writing models. The cheapest is “A,” and it’s the site’s equivalent of a Chinese plastic toy. The most expensive (and by that I mean how many tokens it swallows) is “AAA,” and it supposedly has its shit put together the most. If you have any self-esteem or higher expectations, you’ll be paying up and not skipping out!

Aside from that, I mostly tried to avoid the actual tool pages because I didn’t want to shit out my brain. The ones I didn’t even touch are Extract Setting, Characters, and Inspiration, so that leaves you with just Writing and Book. Writing is super dandy for stories that have 5K words, and it looks like freemiums can run it. If you’re an indecisive bitch, give this baby a spin and see how you feel after. The Book can handle 30K worth of text, and it’s also a slut for people with money. You need to pay up to use that one buckaroo! Ok, I did look at Characters a bit. It’s a simple text-to-character block tool to help you paste NPCs.

The payment shit is kinda out there

So, there are a few prices out here, and they are probably not recurring? At least the site isn’t advertising them like that, and I get a feeling that the stuff I found on Pricing is strictly for coin. There was a Billing thingy somewhere, but I mostly looked at the big page. Aside from just giving you extra coins, the bigger payments also include VIP access. So, $50 is 2,4 million coins and a year of messing around, while $10 is 300K coins and 60 days of VIP access. The shitty thing is that not all options have the same payment processing. Some use only crypto or weird Chinese text, and some are actually normal. The billing page is a horror. Too many options, too much shit. It scares me, man.

Oh, and before I forget, you need to have an account before you can even look at the payment page. The nice thing is that new users get 6000 coins to fuck around with, and hey! I also saw that if you get a friend to click on your referral link, you get some neat bonuses. I guess that’s why my buddy wanted me to check the place out. He’s a fucking cheap bastard and too lazy to just use his alt accounts. Making an account on NSFWriting is not a buttery smooth ride, either. You need to manually type in your email for once and then grab the shitty code the site sends you. The bullshit we do for our smut hobbies.

I’m no tech genius, but this has its audience

If I could actually contribute anything of meaning to society, I wouldn’t be writing out porn reviews for a living. I’m not the kind of guy who’s alive inside enough to have that spark of fucking god-given inspiration to turn this box of text and code into the best goddamn smut fic of all time. I’m really not, but you might be. Someone needs a site that’s not tied up with the tag bullshit. If that’s you, if you need to get deep and intimate into an AI text generator’s brain, then NSFWriting.com is your haven.