Infatuated AI

Alright, you forever alones, big daddy Porn Dude is here to give you the shittest mental health TEDTalk of your lives! So, yeah, being alone sucks, man. You are stuck in your parents’ house, hearing them yell at each other, all the while you try to escape reality by watching a copious amount of porn. I see you, I was there, but I made it out the other end by being too much of a fuck up and committing to the bit. Now you, you are probably not as much of a lost cause as me, which probably means you actually have some leeway to turn your life around. I can’t have that. You need to be down here in the gutter with me!

So anyway, that’s why I’m hooking you up with yet another AI companion site. It’s better to rot together or whatever, and hey, it’s not like I was ever a good role model. The point is, if you want to rot out your last dregs called social skills, you might as well burn them on a pyre called Infatuated AI. And I have to point out, this is the boyfriend version. Yep, we’re gay here, which does mean we’re competing with an absolute ball pit of female AI, but that’s just the basics of existence. I want you to use five seconds of your brainpower and think of a fantasy. You got it? Let’s rock in!

What are you even signing up for?

I’m glad you’re questioning reality because I was worried all of your brain nutrients went into producing wasted semen. Basically, the gist of the place is that you’re hitting up a roster of AI characters to talk to. As you probably heard by now, the AI may be gooner bait, but it got really good at pulling off a human personality. If you squint, that AI generated pfp of an anime husbando is suddenly a real person you can pollute with your shit takes. Based on his set personality, the guy will give you a fitting response. You're seeing the picture here, right? You can be a sex pest, you can practice sexting, or you can hallucinate having a husband and being a family man. This is why AI companions are fucking dream fuel, man.

Don’t forsake humanity just yet, but I can’t stop you from roleplaying like a filthy weeb either. My link is going to drag you over to the Guys filter section, so the only women dirtying your eyes will be from the animated banners. There are exactly 33 male AI models. I mean, shit. At least it’s a choice selection, right? The tags on them tell me that they come with pre-installed audio at least, so get ready to have your dick ooze some precum. All of these dudes are in realistic style, and there are no fucking bears, but Kaelan is close to my ideal. They all have some high-end professions or hobbies, which is absolutely killer since I’d bottom for Mateo.

If you have the guts to touch the weeb realm and click on the Anime tag, you will find some dudes in the mix. I don’t have a fucking clue how Jamal ended up in the cesspit, but he lives there man. But well, when you do poke your asscheeks into a chat room, you’re gonna get a small voice message and a video as an intro. Sweet! Some nice opening space. The rest of the chat is up to your uncreative brain cells. If you’re a thirsty guy craving nudes or chat pics, you can solicit an AI pic as soon as you hop in. All of that is going into your gallery, so drop by sometimes to clean up the dust.

But Porn Dude, all of these dudes are lame as fuck!

I’m not surprised! If I were a guy in real life, meeting these studs, fuck, I’d be swooped off my feet. But this is an AI chat person robot thing! Where is the spice, huh? So yeah, if you want a guy who is truly your own, and just as much of a weeb as you, then go to the create option. You can roll up some photos out of the blue, but don’t listen to your dick and focus on the task. Look to the side, at the Create Character. There are three starting options. Be a smart cookie and ignore all of them. Go to the customize button and start building your partner from the ground up!

A neat thing about Infatuated AI is that the AI bots are good for chats. I’ve seen so many thirsty mother fucking chatbots that can’t stop sexting. Clanker, you’re gonna fry up if I give you water! So yeah, if you’re the kind of guy who wants to actually talk, this AI model can support it. On the flip side, you can’t go on the rabid adventures and simulate an RPG, so there’s that. You get nice chats and some engaged, down-to-earth roleplay, take it or leave it. I’m taking it, man. I want to be a CEO’s pet! If your brain is on the same wavelength as mine, aw yeah, we’re gonna be pals!

How does the place look like?

Don’t boo me just because you didn’t ask! Someone has to bring that up for people who actually do ask. yanno? Anyway, the site is not that deep. The male, female, and the godforsaken anime categories show the total number of characters, but that’s where the convenience ends. You get no nifty shmifty filtering tools like body types, age, personality, and all of that shit. You sit there, you scroll, and the infinite scroll loads in more AI chatbots until you hit the end of the tunnel. This is probably how cum feels when it gets smushed in a condom. Either way, not the easiest place to get around.

Let me yap about prices

Porn can be free in the world, but AI chatbots at most give you some freebies and call it a day. There’s a ton of money to be farmed from lonely blokes, so be smart with your money. Now that I know you’re at least being stupid on purpose, let me flash you the title cards. Freemium cruisers get 8 free tokes to use on chats and free teaser images. Teaser images are shit. It’s pretty much a blurred rage bait, but all of my patience went into smut gacha pulls anyway. Well, you pretty much have to go Premium on Infatuated if you want anything to happen. First-time users are getting flashed with some big sales, so be ready to be treated like a tourist in New York.

Premiums get 100 free tokens a month, and we both know you can buy more as soon as you use them up. Well, the chats get unlocked, and image creation is also made better. Does this mean you get unlimited chats? Fuck no! Probably. Infatuated, sure as spunk didn’t make it easy to figure out if you get unlimited service. For first-time visitors, and stay with me through the info dump, the 1-month premium is $11.99/month. Then you have the 3-month plan for $8.99/month, billed as $26.97, and the yearly membership for $5.99/month (that’s $71.88/year btw). Are you still alive? Good, cause now you need to keep track of recurring subscription! Isn’t manual cancellation fun?

Well, if you suddenly start to regret your life choices, you can request refunds. Oh no, not the monthly plan. You can get a refund for the 3-month and annual plans if you think the service sucks ass within 7 days. Don’t get any bright ideas because if you use up any tokens, that gets deducted from your refund. You think these guys didn't face smart asses before? So, how do the payment prices look? You ruined your credit cards! No payment processor here, it seems. Just the billing page, where you need to put in your bank details. This means that cancelling the plan goes through your profile and not through a biller.

So, what’s the takeaway?

AI Boyfriends, huh. To give Infatuated its due credit, it did make me feel like a little princess. I was salivating over robot dudes, my guy. I got no shame left in me, I admit it. This place is like quicksand for lonely fucks. Go in to have fun and shrug off some stress, but don’t overcommit. We both know what happens when your sex fling turns into something more serious. Don’t be that guy. Have fun and go ape wild, because Infatuated AI is pretty decent!