Secrets AI

Here we go again in search of some decent AI Undress! You know, I get the kind of sick appeal sites like this bring. You always want to see what’s under a guy’s shirt and maybe even lick his armpit hair. I’m not going to pause my thoughts cause I’m speaking the truth! Doesn’t matter what gender, if you like something, you’re gonna want to see it naked here and now. Well, just squint your eyes at the elephant in the room with the giant, fuck off text saying “address me” above it. You’re gonna be using it for the right purposes, yeah? Yeah, right.

Well, good or bad things can happen, but don’t go on telling people that Mr. Porn the Dude is here leading you on like your favorite sell-out OnlyFans star begging for a game on Twitter. Secrets.AI does keep some secrets, I tell you, but whatever they are, I don’t really give a fuck. The main thing to take away from the place is that the “undress” part you’re looking for is strictly tied to the AI image generation part of the package. You see frenno, Secrets is boasting a huge map of some juicy-looking AI Companions. Of course, the gays aren’t the focus, but you still have the “male” button.

FFS, is there or isn’t there Ai Undress?

Not every site has the balls to rock the Undress feature because you shitards can’t behave yourself. Boohoo, I can’t undress my favorite random guy, boohoo. Get a grip and forget about reality for a bit, will ya? Secrets lets you bond with your AI Husbando, and then you start treating him like real. After that, you can get the same rush of jitters on the AI image gen screen as you’d get over a real person. This stops you from being an unsalvageable degenerate and spares the site the headache of herding a bunch of horny cats. Win-win, right? To keep it short and on the money, there technically isn’t any AI Undress here (or I’m fucking blind), but you can still get those features through the AI image generation.

Let’s talk about Secrets.AI and the guys over there

Ding ding! I can hear so many of you dropping out before you’ve even read this part of the shitpost. I’m only mildly hurt, but for everyone else who has stuck around, your dad still isn’t coming back with the milk. Sorry, not sorry. Yeah, ok, you gave up the instant gratification of the undress feature. Now you gotta play the game normally. You can make an account for free, and you also get 200 free moments to work with. Moments are basically coins or tokens, because God knows we can’t have shit named normally anymore. You can buy these later or get them for free as your subscription dog food.

As is public knowledge, any decent AI bot site will let you make a bunch of custom AI built to please all of your unholy fetishes like hand-holding. Disgusting, but who’s gonna stop you in this godless world? Lucky for both of us, Secrets allows you to make AI guys. Anime or realistic, that’s your choice, but I always liked my cartoons better. The rest is gonna be easy peasy since the process isn’t exactly rocket science. The cool thing here is that literal wolfboys are an ethnicity option, so go live out your werewolf fantasies, queen! You can even set his location!

As for pre-made guys, there are two interesting pages to check out. You got your standard, seen and done, Explore button, where you get to see all public models and sort through them. There are a few filters, but a true gooner only needs the male search picked out. The filter relies on tags, and it looks like the users are dogshit at doing simple tag selection on their custom clankers cuz I got a few profiles with females. Absolute shivering horror, I know, but maybe it’s actually about cross-dressing men, who knows! If my math is right, you should find 38 or so guys (or tagged as guys) up and ready.

The second fun thing I saw was the Scenarios button. The premise here is basically that, instead of chatting up a bot to bond with, normally, like a 100% legit normal person. You are hopping in for a fast and loose scenario that explores a setting. Or maybe it’s just hanging out with a guy and flirting, cause I saw some that are literally just “guy name” and your imagination. There are 11 scenarios that actually matter to a loud and proud gay, and it’s a mix of anime shit and 3D plebeians. Also, come closer, you failure of a human, let me whisper in your ear. Let me be cringe and imagine the PornDude’s whispering voice, yeah? So, there are some scenarios tagged as NSFW. Yep. That’s all I wanted to tell you.

The guy of the day - the Generate button!

Once you’ve become nice and cozy with your new pals, maybe jerked a few ones while typing words, you can start looking at the Generate page to finally get that undress kick you’ve been fasting on. You select your model for starters, and then describe what you want to see in a picture. Too hard for your pea brain? In that case, follow the instruction list for dummies that’s been spelled out for ya. And yep, the first and only tag I found is NSFW, so the site knows its audience for sure. But there is something new here that got me hard!

So, the thing is, aside from the AI video gen that’s become old news by now, but Secrets is cooking up a new beta feature. Don’t look down on it, your alpha highness, because this feature lets you make group sex or group activity photos. That’s right, you can finally do such debased things like having your digital dad and digital best friend in the same image, playing tennis. Sodom would weep from this depravity! Of course, the feature is still in the oven, so maybe don’t put your AI family through the AI equivalent of an industrial-grade juicer. Or maybe you want to have nightmares?

What about the money?

Money, cash, moolah, bucks, the good stuff that’s more powerful than gravity. Starting with moments, 120,000 of those cost $249.99, while just 3,000 is $9.99. This is all filler, so you’ll only have to look at the page if you’re down bad and seeing red. The subscription itself has a few durations, because of course it does. You got everything from one month, three months, half a year, and a full year. Of course, the annual plan is flaunting that thick 77% off like an angler fish, but that $9.17/month is fucking delicious. I mean, just look at that monthly going for $19.99/month!

AND OF COURSE, there has to be an additional Ultimate tier for the whales. It's pretty much everything the Premium has, but doubled. And I guess, if you really care, Ultimate is where you get group chats, so your sick dream of a wholesome family dinner is becoming more real. Lastly, you get to be the honorary early access tester and feel like it’s a feature. Why? Well, you get early access to new models and new features, dummy! Aren’t you delighted to be the first one to see the new goods and show them off to others on the community Discord?

If I ever want to create an AI community, Secrets can keep a secret

Depending on how touch-starved you are, you can really go crazy here. Sure, “polyamory” is heavily implied here, but that’s like playing with sock puppets. I mean, if you can already chat to all guys scott free, do you really want to treat them like Barbie dolls and have them smooch through text? You do? Well, fuck me I guess. I guess it’s nice to have the option to land on in case I ever lose my sense of reality and become the new Chris Chan. And I hear you schmucks in the back. There isn’t an actual “real” Undress AI feature here, so you’ll have to settle for undressing AI men you care about. Just stick to the realism look if it tickles you that much. Anyway, Secrets.AI is interesting, and I will be back. Porn Dude out!