Pic2Porn

Upload a pic, get a smutty image back. Do you know how insane people went over that when AI specs got revealed? Hell, people still go crazy over that even now (big thanks, Grok)! Having faith in humanity is the the first big mistake any site can do, which is probably put somewhere as one of the laws of the internet. Oh yeah, remember that meme? I hadn’t been keeping up with it ever since the old boards started getting less relevant and my porn became easy to find. So, how do we fix the issues of humans being just awful and gooners being the bottom of the barrel? Well, you just ban real images and deepfakes! EZ!

But wait PornDude. If we can’t upload real pics, how do these pics into lewds sites even work? Well, it’s really simple, champ. You put in AI-generated faces and keep rolling! Or at least that’s the case for Pic2Porn that I’m digging through. Of course, you can try to be a sneaky dick, but don't cry to Papa PornDude when you get spanked for being naughty. And I reckon that just hanging around porn spaces already means you’re at least a little fine with AI dudes on the screen. Pic2Porn has a service for ya, and I think there might be an agreement coming. So let me hit this off with a quick promo!

Ahem ahem. You know how AI porn sites milk you dry over generating AI nudes and AI porn clips? Well, what if you could get your fix without caving into the bullshit? Pic2Porn takes your AI pics and transforms them into NSFW versions. So basically, all you gotta do is find a free SFW AI image gen site you vibe with and transfer any faces you fancy over to Pic2 and you got yourself a possibly cheaper product than what you would otherwise get by subbing to NSFW webs. And believe me, those fuckers know how horny guys can get and capitalize on it. Now that you can comprehend the big brain idea here, let me actually talk about Pic2Porn!

I’ll be showing you the prices as the first thing because that’s easier

Since the idea is that NSFW-ing your AI portraits here for cheaper is the whole bait, hook, and reel, I’m not going to waste your time too much here. Look at the prices and decide how that compares to some other AI sites. And hey, if you don’t vibe, you can always pick some other spot from my trusty list of AI Gay Porn Sites! Now, there are two currencies Pic2 uses, and that’s what you’re mostly buying. You get image gen credits and video credits. One credit per video or pic! Oh, and there are also upscale creds, but I didn’t really care enough to look into that shit.

For starters, there’s a trial sub that gets you credits that are valid for exactly one week. Use them up or cry virgin tears later, boyo! That’s $4.99 and gives you 3 vids and 6 images. Pretty ok, yeah? You can cough up cash through Apple Pay, Crypto, Telegram for some fucking reason, or any other card you got lying around. I tried clicking on the options and… this shit uses digital dollars (USDC)? The fuck? Yeah, this shit is scuffed, made my boner flaccid as fuck. It took me several wanks to get it going again. I guess what matters here is that I’m pretty sure this is a one-time purchase, so I’m not exactly pussying out.

Of course, the real action is over at the guaranteed recurring subs. The higher the tier, the better the AI engine you unlock, but I don’t really know how amazing you want your smut machine to be. I’m pretty happy with the Member plan for literally just $9.99/month on the annual plan (that’s $119.80/year). Yeah, annuals are far cheaper in the long run, but also a big commitment. Just look at the standard shit for $19.99/month, crazy! It do be like that sometime. Still, you get 10 vids and 20 images every month for that price, not counting any top-ups you might pull off in the dark.

Shit gets crazy expensive the higher up you go, with the discounted Pro being $299.88/year. That gives you a bit more than just credits, since you get 20 HD upgrades, 50 vids, and 100 images every single month. Oh and yeah, the VIP model. There’s also the fucking Premium, but trust me, it doesn’t pay off to fork out $599.88/year just to enjoy some AI-powered generation and smutty gifs. It just doesn’t. Trust me. You’ll burn out long before you get to use all of that. Save your money and use it on something useful like your fucking rent and good food. I’m telling you, man. It’s not worth it just to see an AI guy sucking cocks.

How does all of that work anyway?

Are you still here? Did my price breakdown not turn you off? Good. Time to actually talk about the site! My link will take you to the gay selection of Pic2, but just in case it doesn’t for some reason, click on the pride flag to switch the script. As soon as you do that, you will be hit with a fucking empty hole. Hundreds of pages of potential poses? Reduced to literally one. Welcome fucks. These are the templates that you’ll be using to transform your pics. You got animations and standard horny pics, let me move in and break them down. The idea is that you choose the template you like, upload your pic, and BOOM! Insta results.

The gay section is almost comically empty tho. My gays really get shafted every single time I swear to fucking god. Well, ok. You pretty much got 4 plain image editing templates. The only one I liked was the Admiring a dick because fuck me that was hot as fuck to see! The video templates grow by +1, so you will see 5 options. Facial, facefuck, doggy, blowjob, aaaaaanddddd doggy AND a cumshot. Well, if the quality of the banner works is anything to go by, I have high hopes that the AI will do some fantastic work. Otherwise? Yeah, this is heaven for straight folks. And I don’t trust the AI to handle itself with male faces in female templates.

Anything to look forward to?

Well, when you take a peek at what the straights get, there’s a lot of shit. I mean, there are literally 49 unique templates for vids! What does this mean? It means we gotta huff hopium my bros. I don’t know jack shit about coding AI and generation, but it can’t be that hard to pick up a template that already works and paint over it to show a buff bear DILF instead, yeah? Yeah, it’s fucking obvious Pic2 will only do that if there’s money in it, so I can’t promise shit. Well, my Bi bisons are going to be living their best life. bisexuals keep winning always and fucking forever.

Where does all of your shit go to in the end?

You’re gonna need to make an account if you plan to use Pic2, which is like, duh? Of course, you’ll need to make an account as a paying customer! The site stores all of your shit in the Collection tab, which is pretty much your inventory. Shit goes there, so come and pick it up whenever you want. I honestly have no idea how long pics and gifs stay in there, but I’m not exactly 100% you’d even want to keep anything in there for too fucking long. Grab your shit, pack your bags, and clean up the house. Now we pray that the bastards didn’t keep anything in the database for too fucking long, man, I’m sick of grifter sites like that.

I can see the appeal here but it requires some mathing

I do too many fucking reviews every day to keep all of the prices in my head, but hey, that’s why you got my gay AI lists. You really need to compare the cost and benefits you get from other plans like Pic2 to figure out which sub plan is the most META. I think the trial is all you need if you've got just a few AI pics you want to drench in cum, but hey, the Pro option is ok too. The rest are all a bit too much for me, but it depends on how you are feeling it. I can see Pic2Porn being hella useful for some of you freaks!