EroPlay AI

Hi-ho hi-ho you fuckers! A little birdy with blue wings that got slaughtered and turned into a soulless X told me that you’ve been going through it. Bored out of your bloody mind, right? No one to indulge your fucked up little secrets and ideas, yeah? You do realize you’re fucking up your brain even more than what’s pretty much your standard by now, ha? Oh, who am I to give you good life advice! I’m literally here to drag you down to my level. Just some five hundred more levels to go, and we’ll be in the gutter together on the same eye level. So, where are we going today? Let me tell you something erotic!

The place I’m scouting today is EroPlay.Ai, home of your usual AI babes and some actually decent femboys and muscle trucks. I gotta say, if you’re bisexual on any level, I think this joint will have you hooked. For everyone else, well, stick to my beard because I’ll need to shove this site down your throat a bit more. In short, the highlight of Ero is the pretty decent scenario system. This is where I start reeling you in along with my bait! Pack your shit, grab some snacks, and let me start getting into action right away! I’m talking prices, features, shit that had me busting my balls (not sexually), and some other tidbits that cross my hollow husk of a brain.

Get your shit in order starting with the profile first

I know you want to start roleplaying ASAP, but let's first get your account in order. It's like setting up custom controls for your controller and hashing out some lore. Why? Well, unless you want to be called “baby girl” (or maybe you do, I don’t care) by a twink you felt macho about cornering, then get in there and actually type in your name and pronouns. I’d like to think being on the rainbow road means you’re decently woke lubed to handle some of the options. It ain’t much, but it goes on longer than you ever will. That aside, the bigger thing you wanna look into is actually naming your new self-insert. Am I right or am I wrong, Mr. New Player 6969420?

And listen, you don’t need to be vanilla about it. Have some big dick energy and put in something like Queen Dick or Master in there. Yeah, that sounds right, doesn’t it? Gives that precum shiver that you’ve been looking for. I know it's annoying, but I figure that changing your name for some really hot scenarios will pay off big time. Maybe tuning in with some roleplay effort is what you wanna do here instead of being a lazy fat ass and not giving back the AI anything to work with. Just because the bot can’t complain doesn’t mean you get to be a dickass asshole like that! It's like how a good crank needs some wrist muscle action!

Also, while you’re down there, you’ll spot two other things. Unless you’re Premium, these slots mean jack shit to you, but at least you’ll know what they’re all about. You can choose the bot response style (this is the model selection), but it kinda hurts to see that my freemium brothers are stuck with “dry” as their locked-in preset. Fuck you for that, Ero. The other option is also the one I have no idea what it does, and that’s the fucking difficulty setting. What’s the difference between easy and hard, and why should I pay to switch out of default for it? This cumshot is flying over my head, to be honest, but I guess it doesn’t matter in the end anyway.

Find your smut of choice

Unless I royally fucked up my link, once you log in through Google or whatever, you should be seeing the page that’s tagged with Male characters. That should be 35 options I think  Look at the bar a bit closer, and you’ll figure out how to select for even more tags like Bisexual and Gay, but there are also a bunch of other shit that you might give two cents about. I don’t! I’m literally here to find a fap scenario I dig, rub three out, and type this out without washing my hands. Trust me, you don’t want to see how my keyboard looks, and yes, I do have Doritos and Mt. Dew on my floor.

Once you got your tags in order, it’s time to check those scenarios out! If the fucking site’s FAQ didn’t lie to me, a scenario has a starting location or a setting, backstory, and supposedly unique characters. Nerd glasses off. So, we’ve finally reached my bait. See, on Ero, you aren’t talking to your AI fuckboys and cum balloons in a vacuum. All of the fun happens “in some fucking place,” and you’re just using the pre-made or custom bots as actors in some R18 theatre play. Freemiums can’t touch any scenario with a crown on it, and my brother in fap also can’t make any custom shit. Still, try one or three out, and you’ll see why this shit is the peak.

Now that I'm actually here, let me talk about a few scenarios I like. Wanna be a cult leader guiding an initiation of new recruits? Well, swap your name to something dark and sexy because we are playing in Secret Society, boyo! Man, I love my cult porn shit. Gets me brick hard every single time. Well, I’m also a fantasy nerd, so if we’re sharing a brain cell here too, then maybe you’ll be digging Elven Captive, no, you didn’t capture an elf. The elf caught your ass! Of course, Dinner With Vampire has that timeless vampire homoerotica bait. More of a SciFi guy? Well, Alien: Stranger at the Bar might be your story.

Here’s the whole fucking Premium story

You and I both know that every AI site’s goal is to grab you by the wallet and ballbust you until you spend your whole rent and savings on some AI guy’s tits. Granted, those were some fine tits, but these bitches are not our friends. The premium better be fucking worth the effort. So, what do you get here? Well, for starters, you get unlimited chatting with the bots, which I love to see between my legs. The second thing is that you can now make custom scenarios and custom guys! Become a god among AI and play with your blowup dolls because why not! Oh, and it’s fucking unlimited to boot! And yeah, the crowned stories are now open, too.

That’s all fine and good, but how much money does Ero want to suck out of your dick for this simple joy? Shit’s not that bad really, not when Ero is begging on its knees with 74% off on the annual plan. I gotta admit I’m weak to big sales, probably why my Steam library is full to the brim with games. I also don’t wanna pay $14.99/month every time when I can cover my whole year with just $46.92/year. First charge only? Yeah, who cares? I’ll be enjoying the fuck out of that. It’s like I spend just $3.91/month, which I already do on lube and tissues anyway. It’s a no-brainer for me.

Ok, I wanna pay, you maybe wanna pay, we now need to look at the big hold up: the payment process! Fuck this shit in particular, but I can’t be too angry at it with how things are. You can use Google Pay, Apple Pay if you’re held hostage by the company, or just go direct with a Visa or MasterCard and pray that the fuckers aren’t going to blow up over having to handle smut shit. Subscriptions are gonna rebill every single round, but hey, at least the ladies at the bank won’t know what you’re spending your hard-earned money on. The big plus here is that I saw no fuckass hidden fees.

I’ll be wrapping up my day here

I had my trip, and fuck yeah! I’m so down for some premade shit here. I don’t care if it's guys on screen or just women, I’m gonna get hard for both. EroPlay.Ai is a big win in my books, but you my gays aren’t going home hungry either. There's plenty of crapper holes to sink your dick in, and that premium is looking mighty cheap! If you’ve been in the mood for a story AI site, then EroPlay.Ai is going to be a solid option!