DisruptiveFilms

What do you get when you take award-winning gay actors and pair them with directors who also won awards in their time? If your answer was: a site that doesn’t have many films, then ding ding ding, you’re on the money! I’d usually give DisruptiveFilms a lot of shit for being high-class premium bait, and then rationalize spending money on it because it’s still better than the dick slop I usually see. The one saving grace here is that DisruptiveFilms got absorbed by ASGMax, so now all of your porn quantity issues have been taken care of for good. Seriously, you are looking at one of those networks that has 13000+ scenes just waiting to be looked at. I got a review for this bad boy, so go read it if you wanna know!

But let me keep to the DF and what the now channel fucking owns. Who’s the head honcho who decided to make gay porn with actual stories? That’ll be Bree Mills, and he does a lot more than just directing. Fucker is also a writer and producer, which I guess means every storyline you see has something to do with his horned-out fantasies. Still, he’s not alone, and he brings other high-caliber names to the party like Walden Woods, Steve Matts, and Jessica Jasmin (brother, you have NO idea how powerful fujoshis are). With giants of porn producing come equally impressive actors, so you’re gonna see Dakota Payne, Dante Colle, Mason Lear, and Alpha Wolfe on the screen. Here’s a big hint tho: the actors range from 20s to their late 40s.

Did that make your monkey brain neurons activate? Feeling a tingling in your waist hose? Yeah, let me give you a brief of how the stories look here. And trust me, the stories are pretty fucking involved. The shortest I’ve seen is 35 minutes, and some can go on for an hour. That might as well be a movie. Yeah, you get your taboo topics, so go to your corner and eat your plate of dino nuggies already. For the rest of you, you’re actually going to see something new. I’m talking shivering twinks going through their first time, a trip down the gay male psyche, and some other actually fun stories. See, this is good; this makes me want to watch the porn. In case you’re down for porn with plot and PLOT, keep cruising with daddy PornDude.

How do these supreme quality pornos even fare?

I get that you’re skeptical of this whole premium above premium bullshit, but I think even you won’t be able to moan when you see what the channel actually has in store. I can already hear you saying bullshit like “yeah, it’s just going to be Full HD with lower resolutions for toaster devices.” Well, fuck you, ha! How about watching gay smut in 4K UHD? Oh, did I get you excited for the show, you little freak? 2160p, babey! My eyes have been blessed at long last. You actually have no idea how happy I am to see this quality pop up. There should be around 200+ films to watch by now, with like 3 new scenes every month. And for the quality these guys are putting out? Yeah, I’d lick that plate of cum any day.

Each clip also comes with a photo set, although the pics aren’t as shiny as they could be. I’m not complaining tho because 1920x1080 is pretty fucking sweet in my book! The downside might be that there are like only 20 pics in each set, so you won’t even be able to do half a crank before the collection passes you by. Well, you do get zip files, so at least you can put them all in one folder and spend one day doing nothing but back-to-back fapping and cumming. Well, minor issues here: the pics are actually screencaps. I know, I know, yeah. Quality wasted on glorified screenshots, but at least it’s something to rub your scrotum with while you prep all of your tools for the night.

Which video was your favorite, PornDude?

Oh hey, didn’t expect ya to ask this! There are a lot of great options here, but if I had to go for something, I think I’ll do a small dick energy move and pick one of the newest releases. Always Mine not only features sexy ass licking, but it also has a hairy dude with tattoos! That alone is making me really dig the action, and well, the story is going to be something else I tell you. I'm being vague so as not to spoil you, jackass. Try to appreciate my considerations sometimes, will you? You know what? Curse of Ra upon thee!

Let’s cockblock ourselves by talking about the prices now!

I can’t just leave you there to enjoy this shit without raining on your parade! Money, you need to pay for it! But before we dive into that, here’s a bait you're going to love: you get unlimited downloads! Yep, not just for DF, but everything on ASGMax is up for the taking. That means that the rare 4K UHD pearls can be all yours and snug on your device. You’re gonna need a shitton of memory space and a good internet, but at the prices the PC part industry is chugging at these days, I’m honestly praying for you man. There are two sub options that include downloads, but you can get something cheaper with a little bit of a catch if you drop the film saving. I say little, but it can eat my whole ass.

Alright, time for me to crack the bottle called “recurring subscriptions.” You pay, you get access for some time, then your ass gets whipped to shit out more money by the end of the sub, unless you canceled the shitty membership by then. Hell, sometimes even that doesn’t help, but at least ASGMax has enough decency not to hound you for every goddamn penny in your couch cracks. The place is powered by SegPay, so you’re gonna need to contact these guys to cancel everything. Now, the one thing ASG isn’t above pulling is placing a pre-selected sale on your billing page. Yeah, murder that shit and leave it empty. I guess one saving grace here is that it’s as easy as sliding into your dad’s DMs to skip out on extra charges.

Here come the money juicers! If you’re broke or just want to see everything on ASGMax, then go for a streaming-only 30-day sub. It costs $5/month, but BIG FUCKING CATCH!!! You better cancel this shit or your twink ass is getting hit with a $19.95/month rebill! Not the worst thing out there, but I love to hate on it.

They pull the same bullshit with downloads monthly membership, but I hate it slightly less. See, for $14.95/month with unlimited access, I might as well fly. It makes the next rebill at $29.95/month sit a bit better. I guess the site is training me to drink up cum, fuck. Fuck!

The one unlimited access membership I know for a fact won’t fuck with any of your holes is the annual plan. For $107.40/year (that’s like $8.45/month on the smaller scale), you not only get long-ass access but cash security. The rebilling doesn’t fucking change! Why do they even pull this shit on us, man?

It’s ok to enjoy art when you also get a lot for your buck

Hey, I’d be eating those vegan and Wagyu steaks all day long if the premium shit afforded me more than just one meal a day. Sure, it’s above 80% of the food I eat, but I like to be fed the whole year versus one fucking day. Same idea with porn, really. DisruptiveFilms is really compelling, but ASGMax makes it really worth your time. You gotta love when great gay porn is made affordable. Go on! Go in! I don’t think you can make a mistake here, unless you fuckup the billing. Because the billing is really the only thing I can complain about here. Like, can’t we have ONE nice thing? Can’t my gay gooner get a W? Pack it up, folks. I think we can’t.

Be that as it may, you’re winning and you don’t even know how hard. I don’t want to see that hook episode from SpongeBob reenacted in real life here. Just know that the smut is fine, the bonuses are hella good, and PornDude is signing off to wank some more!