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Who here remembers the Bait Bus of old? Because I do, and man, does that make me feel old as fuck. If you’re too young to know what Bait Bus was, let’s just say it was the OG of tricked into gayhood porn. The idea was that they’d find an alleged straight guy on the street, show him a pretty girl, and then blindfold him and make a dude suck him off. Nowadays they just straight up offer cash to our straights, but well, the old porn is still around. It’s not going to wow you since the niche has been around for years now, but if you want to know your smut lore, you gotta dip your toes into some SD films of old every so often. It’s no state secret that Bait Bus changed hands tho!

So where did it go? It’s now part of GayWire, one of the more street-level raunchy networks I’ve seen. I say that because the guys here are not above gloryholes, interracial sex, public kink, car shenanigans, gangbang bottoms, and other stuff like it. The biggest thing it has going for it is its variety smut and some truly ancient videos that you’re not going to dig out anywhere else. It’s one of those choice things that enthusiasts get a boner for while casuals just think they’re crazy. But GayWire is not all old dusty spunk. It has new content and quality that actually meets modern productions at eye level. Does it live up to its status as a network? I’m gonna leave you on a cliff for a bit here because I wanna have you reading my shit.

Some of the bare basics you’re gonna see are the famous 14 channels that make the network “not like other twinks.” After so many years, nah, they’re not all alive. Not even viagra can save that which had withered and died. But there’s activity, which means I can’t just banish it to the pits of hell. Another thing is that the site promo is just bullshit. Nah, this is not an “amateur site,” but there are lots of nameless dudes swimming about. And Jesus, there definitely aren’t as many clips as the fucks are boasting about. Again, there is decent shit to be had. It’s been chugging since at least 2006, which makes it two decades old. Alright, I think I padded this enough. Let’s move in, and I’ll walk you through the deets!

I’m really interested in Bait Bus PornDude!

Good choice, my pal! The channel is still alive and doing its thing, but I can’t lie to you, it’s not clean. It has a history of going under a few times and either going schizo with weekly updates or deflating to like once every three months. I think they keep bringing it back because people just love it so much. It’s the load-bearing smut cave! Like I mentioned a bit before, the style of straight bait got changed, so it’s now gay for pay action. The older clips are still around, but if video quality is all you care about, then the new ones are probably it. As far as the menstrual cycles of this place go, I’m pretty sure Bait Bus is doing one scene per month these days, so take it or leave it.

Now to move to the rest of the content!

Aside from Bait Bus doing zombie stunts every so often, there is one more channel that adds stuff, and that’s it. 2/14, big oof. Well, maybe things aren’t so bad because the other active channel is Cops Love Cocks, and it’s pretty damn new! I don’t think it has even a year under its belt. The premise is pretty much that you have guys dressed as cops and everything that implies. Hope you like pigs in uniforms, friendo! It doesn’t have that many scenes, but you get one per month, so ok. Yeah, you added that right. The whole network coughs out 2 scenes a month. I’m not sure how you feel about that, but I’m definitely feeling my butt clench. Is there anything to make it looser around here?

Turns out, there might be! The quality of the new films is all in 4K UHD! These new releases have like 5 different quality options, but the older ones just got 4 (highest being Full HD, duh). I respect quality when I see it, plus I just like using my expensive screens to their maximum. Now, when I add all of the films from the library, we come out to some 1280+ scenes. It's ok, and that number is not going to grow by much every year, so maybe GayWire should commit to NoNutNovember to train itself sometime. I'll get to subscriptions in a bit, but just know that there is a paid add-on to get downloads if you’re down bad for it. No rush in shilling out, so take your time and fap in peace.

Oh wait. What was that? I think I heard some kind of super quiet voice asking about pictures. Yeah, sorry not sorry about that buddy. There are literally no pics on the site, nada, zilch. They’re not bothering with that at all. But ok, let me talk to you about what other wonders the site has. Pound His Ass is the home of black guys, so if you're into ebony fucking, I recommend you check out that oldie. Rub Him might be something you’re down for if you like massage and body rubs that get a little bit too frisky along the way. Now, if you like seeing titan cocks going into adorable bottoms, I can’t cheat you out of Its Gonna Hurt for shit. Now, where were we with the prices?

Time to show the money or get kicked out

The shadow of the fucking boner killer ProBiller is in the background, but one must endure this kind of minor setback to achieve greatness. Yeah, I’m also not happy to see Pro here, but what can ya do about it? Maybe go for PayPal instead of a credit card if that sounds better, either way, you’re dealing with recurring subs and at least one or two pre-selected sales on the billing page. Same shit as always, but I swear to God, it never gets easier. Make sure to juke all of the hidden sales, and you’ll probably be good. I think. You never know here. All subs are for streaming only, but you never know when things might get changed, so always read the fucking small print.

There’s actually a decent 7-day full access plan here. The first week is just $1, and then it rebills for $7/week. This is fucking full access, so hey, looking good! Now, could they be shitting us? I won’t put it above porn sites to do that, so try this one at your own risk, pal.

If you don't want to get billed every week, you might be in the market for a 30-day access. It’s not magic by a long shot. Maybe it’s a bit cheaper? It costs $29.99/month, so go figure there. Maybe you need at least a monthly to buy downloads? No fucking clue!

As always, the cheapest option is to pay a big sum upfront and eat it. The annual plan rocks the $9.99/month, which is gonna drill a $119.99/year hole in your wallet with just one charge.

I’m not 100% vibing but there is shit I wanna see here

I think I pretty much established the pros and cons here. Yanno, sometimes, I get a bit heated if a site I liked gets enshittified, but I think I managed to keep it cool here! Honestly, I treat GayWire more like a retro library with some new additions coming every so often to freshen up the collection. If you have ideas about collecting porn, you better first have the funds to pay for the downloads. It is what it is. These guys know what they got and want you to get baited like the straights. Cookie be crumbling like that.

Other than that, I don’t have much glaze for shit to throw around. It’s an ok site with big potholes and amazing scenery to take in. Maybe they’ll pop out another channel so that we can both get three updates a month for once, but don’t huff copium too much. Be happy that they are rocking 4K UHD for some mystery reason and enjoy what’s on offer. If you ask me, that weekly access is great for testing out GayWire like God intended. Well, he probably didn’t, but I do what I like!