Let's just be honest for a moment here and say that it really does feel like heaven on earth when you pull your pants down in front of one of your many gay lovers, and they take one for your cock and say that it's one of the most beautiful love sticks that they've ever seen before, am I right? Yep, it's the kind of thing I can do incredible things to your ego!
In fact, it's so widely acknowledged that having compliments thrown on your dick is such an addictive thing that back in the day there were plenty of platforms out there that would allow you to upload a picture of your cock and all our random strangers on the Internet to judge the fucker, if you were brave enough. I think a lot of people assume these websites have faded into insignificance in this day and age, but that doesn’t seem to be the case!
The reality is that plenty of these platforms do still exist. They've just modernized in some exceptionally wild ways, and many of them aren’t using the power of artificial intelligence to overhaul how the world of online dick rating fun actually works. Naturally, though, while a lot of them sound fantastic on the surface, that isn't always maintained when you stop pushing your way deeper inside of it.
Luckily for you, I have been on the front lines of these platforms for a long time at this point, and I've made it my mission to start reviewing them all in depth to give you an idea about which artificial intelligence-powered dick rating platforms are actually worth using. Today, I want to answer whether a site called Ratemyd.app is one of them.
What is Ratemyd.app?
Ratemyd.app is a platform that promises to use the power of artificial intelligence in order to overhaul dick rating sessions carried out online. Rather than the old school and somewhat generic compliments of ‘’nice dick, man,’’ that you used to get,
this is the kind of site that goes ahead and rates your dick across six different dimensions ranging from proportions and aesthetic grooming to photo quality, waiting, and the overall vibe that it gives off.You will also be pleased to know there are reviews from anonymous users on the site, and some explain how Ratemyd.app taught them to fix the lighting when taking a dick pic and get a higher rating from other users. Interestingly, some people claim that the confidence boost given by the dick ratings through this site has had more of a positive impact on their life than any form of therapy.
What's the AI Dick Rating Software Like on Ratemyd.app?
I have to say that just after reading the reviews of this site, I'm more than interested in getting stuck into what it is truly capable of. And that's what I'm gonna do in the next part of the review because it's time to upload a picture of my throbbing, veiny wang and see what the site thinks and, more importantly, what kind of stuff it rates it on!
1. How’s Your Manscaping, Man? - Trust me, nobody wants to have to carry a toothpick with them every single time that they've dropped to their knees and sucked your cock. It's not the 1970s anymore, my friends, so it is important to keep your pubic push nice and groomed. Interestingly, this is one of the things that the dick rating software on Ratemyd.app takes into account when it goes ahead and thrusts an overall score at you, and the site promises that the artificial intelligence software will notice everything, which means you'll have to keep your manscaping skills in check.
2. Nice Pixels, Dickhead! - And it's a damn good thing that I've just updated my smartphone because one of the other dimensions that Ratemyd.app determines its rating on is what kind of photo quality you have uploaded to the site. The platform warns you that taking a picture in your bathroom in the dead of night is not the ideal place for a photo studio and advises you to use good lighting and a decent camera to ensure all of the aesthetics of your fuck rod are put on full display. That's exactly what I did, and I ramped up the pixels to ensure that every single throb and vein of my love rod was visible, much to the delight of the AI dick rating software.
3. The Holy Trinity of Dick Design - And now it's time to take a look at one of the most important elements that the site uses to rate anyone who uploads a picture of their dick to the platform. Basically, the platform describes it as the holy Trinity of cock geometry, and it judges everything from size and shape to overall symmetry. Luckily for me, I have been gifted with the kind of perfectly crafted fuck stick that has a slight kink in it to hit the G-spot of any lucky motherfucker I am sliding it inside of. This was something that was definitely taken into account when Ratemyd.app decided to rate my cock, and I was happy to receive a pretty decent score overall. Not only that, but this site also went ahead and judged my overall aura to determine whether I gave off big dick energy or not. Thankfully, I did!
The Design of the AI Cock Rating Site
And when it comes to the overall design of the site, you will see that it begins with a modern-looking white logo with a pink full stop, followed by a main menu that takes you to all of the different features of the platform, as well as a handy lil’ button to sign into an existing account or just go ahead and get raided.
The homepage of Ratemyd.app begins with a large introductory text section that says ‘’your dick, judged by AI.’’ This is immediately followed by six of the site’s functions, ranging from dual and arena to role-play, plus the option to become a rater.
Below this, you will see a humans-only section, which is the dedicated part where you can't submit a picture of your cock and have it rated by real-life people rather than the artificial intelligence-powered software.
This is followed up by a selection showcasing the six dimensions that the site's general users use to rate your cock. And you'll also see an insight into the kind of AI mode you can opt for, ranging from hype mode to roast mode, with the latter being reserved for those who are somewhat thick-skinned.
The lower half of the homepage has everything from user reviews and a pricing list to an insight into the on-site token system, plus a section where you can submit complaints if you are not happy with how the site is performing.
What I Like Most About it
I honestly have some very fun memories of back in the day when the Internet was awash with platforms that would allow you to go ahead and submit a picture of your junk in order to have it rated by random strangers. So it's fantastic to see that this theme is still going strong today and is being powered forward even more by artificial intelligence.
I was also happy to see that there are two distinct modes to explore on the platform, whether you want your knob to be rated by actual humans or wanna go ahead and explore what the artificial intelligence software is capable of, because this is like killing two birds with one stone, and it can be very convenient.
I also found the overall design of the site was very sleek, and it did a fantastic job of telling you exactly what the score is with the platform, how it all works, and how you can make the most out of it. Better yet, because this is a premium site, you will also see a well-designed section showing exactly how much it's going to cost for a membership if you want to use the platform to the fullest.
What I Don’t Like
If I were to pick out any negatives about Ratemyd.app, I only have one, and it's to do with that initial text that greets you from the moment that you arrive on their homepage because I found the line spacing was a little bit inadequate and that the various words tend to blend into one another.
Suggestions I Have for Ratemyd.app
That might just be part of the intentional design, I don't exactly know. However, I do feel as though the site would look a hell of a lot sleeker and better designed if the line spacing was improved and the letters were spaced out a little bit more so that you can read the text better. Otherwise, though, there aren't many negatives I have to bring up about this site.
Conclusion
Ratemyd.app is a prime example of just how much artificial intelligence can revolutionize what is arguably a very old-school element of the NSFW side of the Internet, and whether you want to see actual humans rating your cock and not pulling any punches or want to hand over the controls to artificial intelligence, this is a site that is worth using.
