With a name like UK Naked Men, you know exactly what you’re signing up for. No mystery, no clever wordplay, just naked men from the UK. At least, that’s what the name promises. The reality is a little more complicated, and to be fair, a lot of it is pretty good. This site makes me feel old, since it's been up and running since 2006.
It is one of the older names in the British gay porn industry, and if you haven’t bumped into it until now, you must be new to all of this, and I envy you a bit because I would love to see all of this content for the first time again.
Exactly the kind of library of British gay porn you would expect
Considering that the site has been up and running for a long time, this usually means that the library is big, and UK Naked Men does not disappoint. There are 661 exclusive videos, which are all shot for the site itself. That is an impressive collection for a single studio, and unlike on some places, you will not find any of that copy-pasted bullshit like you would on many other platforms.
Does this all seem too good to be true? Well, here is the twist. Despite the name, a lot of the newer scenes weren’t shot in the UK at all. Most of the recent productions were filmed in Eastern Europe, mainly in the Czech Republic, with guys from Central Europe, Spain, and the occasional American mixed in. The older scenes are where you’ll find most of the proper British lads, but if you came here specifically for British accents and British banter, you might feel a little misled, as a lot of videos don’t really fit the category.
There is also another thing worth pointing out, which is that UK Naked Men has stopped adding new videos. The tour page still makes it sound like you can expect fresh scenes, but that is not the case. I really fucking hate when sites do this, especially ones that have been around for a long time. They should really know better. Luckily for UK Naked Men, I have seen scummier strategies to get members, and because it actually has a decent library, I can’t shit on it too much.
Hairy, uncut, and everything you could ask for
While not all of the lads you will find in the videos are British, they are still the main highlight of the site. There’s a real range of body types, from slim and smooth guys to muscular, hairy and tattooed men, with a few black lads in the mix. Most of them are uncut, which is always a big plus for fans of European porn.
The scenes also don’t hold back, and they are as Euro as it gets, classic hardcore. Most of the scenes are duos, with occasional threesomes to spice things up. You will see a lot of blowjobs, fucking, rimming, kissing, and cum shots that will make you cum along with the performers in the video. For those who are a bit on the kinky and foot fetish side, you can expect to see a bit of foot play here and there too.
Most of the scenes tend to keep things simple on a sofa or a bed, but some of them tend to go for more interesting setups like an office or car garage. If you want a bit of versatility in your gay porn, you will definitely find it here. The “newer” scenes are almost all bareback and filmed in home-like settings, while the older ones tend to use condoms, so there’s something for both tastes in this library.
The quality is actually up to 4K
Usually, when I see that a site is no longer uploading, especially with platforms that are over two decades old, I am already prepared to settle for 1080p quality. However, I was quite surprised that there are videos that are available in 4K to download in that juicy 3840x2160 quality that looks absolutely astonishing on a good screen. If you do want smaller sizes, you can opt for that as well, since I know that downloading 4K can really bite a chunk out of your local drive, especially if you are as passionate about having a big collection as I am.
Now, here is something that is a bit disappointing, and that is that while you can download videos in 4K, you cannot stream them in 4K, which is really fucking awful, and one of the strangest limitations I have seen on a premium platform. Sure, the newer scenes still look great in the resolution that you can stream them in, but not nearly as good as when you download them. This is a real shame, but if you are a mobile user, you will not really care about this technical issue.
If you like photos, UK Naked Men is a treat. There are 1.452 galleries, split into 452 action sets and 1.000 solo sets. A few ended up in the wrong section, but that’s a minor complaint. Most images are proper digital stills at sizes between 683x1024 and 1024x1365, and some galleries use screencaps instead. The best part is how easy they are to enjoy. You can flip through them in a slideshow, save images one by one, or grab a whole set as a zip file.
Finally, I found a premium site that actually offers some information on its performers. While it is not much, and not every lad has it, it is better than nothing, which most premium British sites tend to offer. Most importantly, you can see all of the scenes your favorite pornstar is in, so you can check out his content with ease instead of hunting him down through the library.
Lots of juicy bonuses
If there is something that I love on a pornsite, it is the bonuses and the kind of content that you don’t see that often. Considering that this site has been around for a long time, it should come as no surprise that the featured videos section is full of DVDs from partner sites, and download members get one free DVD every month. The selection doesn’t seem to change from month to month, but a free full-length movie is still a free full-length movie coming on top of the membership.
The membership also comes with bonus scenes from six partner sites, with 12 videos each, for a total of 72 extra scenes. The partners include sister sites like UK Hot Jocks for sporty, athletic sex, Butch Dixon for hairy men, Young Bastards for kink and fetish, plus Euro Boy and Spritzz for European twinks, jocks and bad lads. There are also 12 scenes each from French Twinks and Boyfun, which aren’t part of the partner network but are still included.
If you go for the full membership with downloads, you also get 12 video feeds from other big studios, including Falcon, Treasure Island Media and Hot Desert Knights. Honestly, you will really get a bang for your buck if you decide to subscribe to UK Naked Men, even if the new content hasn’t been coming for a while.
Speaking of the membership, there are a few different ways to join. The cheapest option is streaming only, at $19.95 a month, recurring. It gets you all the videos to stream, but no downloads, no video feeds, and no DVD downloads.
If you want the whole shebang, you will have to go for the full membership, which includes streaming, downloads, and the feature videos. It costs $29.95 a month recurring, or $39.95 if you want a single month that doesn’t renew. There’s also a quarterly plan at $59.95 recurring, and a yearly plan at $99.95 that doesn’t renew, which works out to just over $8 a month. One thing I don’t get with this pricing is the difference between recurring and one-time payments, since the recurring memberships can literally be canceled whenever you want.
UK Naked Men still holds up
While there is no trial membership, and the tour page is kind of lacking and a bit misleading by saying that new stuff is coming every week, it is still one of the better British gay sites around, even with its flaws.
You get access to a library of exclusive scenes, lots of uncut men with all kinds of body types, 4K downloads on the newest videos, and over 1.400 galleries. If you go for the full membership, you also get that juicy DVD freebie. In my opinion, definitely worth checking out, especially if you like storing content locally in 4K quality.
