Every now and then, I come across a site that makes me rethink how premium porn is supposed to work. FapHouse is a pretty good example of this because, after just a few minutes of browsing, the confusion started to kick in. It is not a single studio, but a huge marketplace where studios, independent creators, and amateurs all sell their videos in one place, but not quite under one membership.
When it comes to the British corner of FapHouse, it is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. There are a lot of lads from the UK, from bodybuilders and footballers to cheeky twinks and hairy daddies who love the camera.
Around 1.200 British gay videos
There are 20 pages of British gay videos on FapHouse, and considering that each page features 60, that would make it 1.200 videos if my math checks out. That is a round number, and when sites like this one hit a round number, it immediately makes me raise an eyebrow. Either way, you are looking at at least 1.2000 British scenes, and if you would dig a bit deeper and mess around with the filters that I am going to talk about later, you will probably find more.
When you look up British gay porn, it is interesting just how broadly FapHouse can label this. Along the top page, there’s a row of sub-categories that lets you go straight into a specific flavor like British lad, British twink, British twunk, British chavs, British scally, British builders, British football, British bareback, and many, many more. If you have a type, it is quite likely that you will find it here.
Now, as you might expect, the content is a real mix. Some of it is polished professional studio work, while other content is homemade stuff filmed by creators in their own flats. You’ll see massage scenes, threesomes, bareback, foot play, daddy-and-lad dynamics, straight-curious setups, and plenty of rough, sweaty action on building sites and sofas. The creators behind the uploads range from small studios to individual British guys, which makes the selection quite versatile.
Filtering for whatever British lad rocks your boat
The filter panel on the left is where FapHouse really shines. It is by far one of the most complete sets of filters I’ve seen on a premium site. When I mentioned the confusion in the beginning, there is the Access filter, which lets you pick between FapHouse videos, Fanclub videos, and Paid videos, but more on this later, because I got a whole rant in me that is just waiting to explode.
Then there is an option to sort by trending, relevant, or newest. Of course, there is the orientation filter, letting you choose between straight, gay, and transgender. Obviously, if you select anything other than gay, you are going to get content that is most likely outside of your interests. One very useful filter is the production one, letting you split professional scenes from the homemade ones, and there is also a filter that lets you add and combine categories.
On top of that, there’s a quality filter with SD, HD/Full HD, and 4K, and a duration filter with short scenes from 0 to 5 minutes, medium ones from 5 to 30 minutes, and long ones over 30 minutes. If you get carried away, a reset filter link at the bottom puts everything back to normal, which is extremely helpful.
Of course, the filters are not the only indication of what content you have on the page while browsing. The thumbnails are very useful, as each thumbnail also shows you the quality, the length, and the creator’s name before you even click.
Browsing the site feels quite natural, and the video pages are packed with useful stuff. You’ll see the publish date, likes, comments, a download button, a share button, and a save button to add videos to your list. There’s even a send gift option if you want to tip a creator you really enjoy. Under each video, there’s a long list of tags and the names of the guys in the scene, so you can click through to everything else they’ve done if you find someone who really gets you going.
Creating an account on FapHouse is quick and easy, as all you have to do is provide an email, or if you are feeling ballsy, you can even sign up with your Google account. Interestingly, you can sign in with your xHamster account, which I am sure a lot of you horny bastards already have for a long time.
Look around before you invest yourself
Like the rest of FapHouse, the British section lets you watch trailers for free. You don’t need an account for that, and it’s a great way to get a feel for a creator’s style before you commit. The full videos can only be accessed by members, of course.
How do you even access all the content?
The part that confused me at first is that not every video in the British section can be accessed in the same way. Most of the content is regular FapHouse content, which is covered by the basic membership. But some videos are Fanclub videos, which belong to individual creators and need a separate subscription to that creator’s fan club. Others are Ultra videos, which are only available with the more expensive Ultra tier.
There are also paid videos, which you have to buy one at a time. You can spot these by the little badges on the thumbnails, and the access type filter lets you hide anything you don’t want to deal with. It’s worth doing, because nothing kills the mood faster than clicking on a great-looking scene and finding out it’s locked behind yet another paywall.
Speaking of buying single videos, the prices can be steep. One 40-minute scene I checked was listed at €27. That’s more than two months of the basic membership for one video, so unless it’s a scene you absolutely have to own, the membership is a far better deal.
The memberships on FapHouse come in all kinds of pricing, and there are two tiers. Premium and Ultra. Both are great, as they give access to more than a million full videos across the whole platform, not just the British section. The only odd thing is that Premium limits you to 5 downloads per month, which is a really fucking small amount, don’t you agree?
When it comes to pricing, there is a 2-day trial for €0.99, 1 month for €10.49, 3 months for €8.39 a month, 12 months for €6.29 a month, billed as €75.48 for the year, and if you really want to commit to FapHouse, you can buy a lifetime membership for €399.99, paid once. Surprisingly, the Ultra upgrade is not that pricey, as you will only have to add €3.15 a month on top of whatever Premium plan you choose.
What does Ultra get you? Early access to videos from the last two weeks, VIP status, 4K streaming, subtitles, and 500 downloads a month instead of 5. No matter which option you opt for, payments are possible by credit card, PayPal, and crypto, which, in my opinion, will cover everyone.
Which plan actually makes sense? Well, I will be blunt about this. If you are someone who likes to download videos and watch them offline later on or after your membership is over, then Premium can go out the window as your option. The small addition of €3.15 for the Ultra membership each month is a pain in the ass, but with 100x the downloads, it is an easy choice between the two.
The same can be said for quality, as 4K can be a dealbreaker for some of you guys who love to see all the juicy details. I get you. I mean, why would you pay for scenes filmed in 4K just to watch them in HD? My advice is quite simple, and that is to chip in a little extra for the Ultra membership, as it really grants you access to a lot of stuff. What I really don’t recommend is paying for videos individually, unless you really like what the creator offers, and even then I think most of them are overpriced.
Is FapHouse worth it for British gay porn?
If you are someone who loves UK lads, it is definitely a strong pick.
Considering that there are at least 1.200 scenes, and more if you fiddle with the filters, along with the variety they come in, I would not hesitate to subscribe to a membership, but definitely the Ultra one over Premium, to avoid all the downsides. If you are not sure, grab the €0.99 trial first, have a look around, and decide from there.
