The Hub, my coomers. The PornHub of all things! Back when the virus was running wild, these guys offered up free premium access to the world. I salute them for their generosity. You guys might know, this is just one of the biggest free porn sites on the net. So big that any layman will be able to recognize the signature intro sound. Or the color design. Those who do not edge might not know anything else, but the Hub? They know it. It’s that big, bros. You already know it, but I like singing praises whenever I can. It’s kind hard to pretend like everyone knows what I’m talking about.
PornHub is the home of porn studios and amateurs alike. And sometimes even fucking porn game Let's Plays. Where YouTube shits its pants, the Hub lets you see the gameplay and judge if you’re done. All of this is fun, but that’s not why I’m working on a list today. I want my Czech lovers to have their fill! Though, most of you are probably here for free Czech Hunter clips directly from the source itself. Yeah, yeah. I’ll cover that. Can’t keep them from last even if I wanted to, and you’ll know why in a bit. But the Hub lets amateurs do self-promotion, so I was also looking for that market.
Things get boring if I just keep looking at one legend over and over again. Give some props to the small local wankers, too! They need your views to feel special about themselves. I’m not your PornGuy if I don’t do a good job here. So let’s move in and talk already!
Quick disclaimer before I start my search
I am all up on the Hub’s ass for its glory and amazing sauce, but it does fall short sometimes. It sucks, but it’s fucking true. It just doesn’t have the Czech tag! C’mon man! Really? Well, it has options. It does indeed have options. But the users aren’t really doing their thing and making stuff easy for us. Which is why this is gonna be a bit of a bitch to land. I’ll of course make my link do its thing, and hopefully the Czech search list will be up by then. But in case it doesn’t work out, just go into the search bar and go to either Czech Hunter or search Czech, and it’ll show you what it can.
There also isn’t anything for Slavic and Eastern European. At least as far as tags go. You can still dump that into the search bar and see how many folks put the keywords somewhere in the title or video description. I think the bar also picks up on the comments? I might be tripping. I know YouTube does that. Or it did before it got turned into shit.
Ok, so what are we looking at?
When you dump Czech into the bar, you’re actually gonna get a few results. I reckon these are what other folks put in all the time. You can use these or just combo something of your own. Either way, the search bar is gonna do its damn best to get your results. If there’s nothing, well, then there’s nothing. Don’t get tricked by premium vids. There are also pics and GIFs, and even short clips. Lots of stuff to fap to if you wanna waste your time here. I’ll be sticking to what I found in the video section since going too far in is gonna turn into a numbers porn. Sure, hot for some. But defo not for my audience of brainless cum machines.
Anyway, the raw Czech gets you some 2400+ films from every source fucking possible. Related one-offs, Czech Hunter, small-time creators, all that stuff. New and old as shit. Both are here. Now, the collection is pretty big ngl, I like what I see, and I also like all the features a PornHub brings along for the excursion to the Mt. Orgasm. As always, the guys in the comments are the highlight, and it’s actually fun to leave behind a line or three. People actually want to read these! Big wins! The quality of films tends to go left and right, but it always lands solidly. Full HD and the like is a frequent sight!
That’s the bulk of the Czech smut. Looking at the gay CzHunter side of things, you’re gonna be seeing some 680+ clips! From what I gather, these are all around 10 mins. Mostly just a flat ten and no more than that. That’s still a shitton of hours to fap to. My Jesus! You are not running out. And it’s all posted by the studio itself! You can find its profile with the first search. Bonus points since you can also click on other Czech actors (if they show on the Hub from there). Czech Hunter is ranked fucking 8th on the gay side of the Hub. Its “straight guy does gay sex for the first time” amateur setting is really to fucking die for.
Despite probably being the No.1 Czech gay porn channel, it’s still somehow not half of the smut I found. Which I guess means you’re not gonna be seeing the same shit over and over again! Fucking yeah! Ok, let’s look at some profile things.
Some bonuses that come with a PornHub account
I usually take a piss of anyone who wants to make a free tube account, but I do have two exceptions. One is to snag downloads. And the other is if you’re making an account on the Hub. What can I say. PH is just fun to be on. You can also add vids to your collections, and those collections can then be found by guys like me! Make life easier for anyone, yeah? Last time I found a bloke who made a poppers playlist, and it was glorious. Even if you’re not about that life, you can also make clips. Basically, find the hottest part of a vid, and clip it.
It’s like that feature of Twitch. Pretty nifty and lets you customize your library. And yeah, follow your guys, follow PornStars, shit like that. Shitpost in comments! My favorite thing to do. We all know PornHub doesn’t offer downloads. Would be nice if it did, but it’s a pretty tied deal as it is. No, the premium doesn’t cover it either. You just can’t. At least not without going through some hoops. But at that point, you need my other lists to get advice from.
Hey. Do you have the balls to wear a PornHub T-shirt?
I’m not sure if this is the biggest troll and a “I fucking dare you” in history, but yus, PH has a shop page and it sells tees with its logo on it. It looks basic as shit, but if you buddies, you can make one hell of a dare night if you bring this up. I’m just putting this up here since PH has a lot of small features that you won’t care for. Like the member search, tech reviews, and stuff like that. See? You’re already bored out of your fucking mind! But hey, this is the Hub. No reason to know shit if you’re just passing by. And if you’re staying, you already know everything there is.
There is little I can complain about but the tag issue is baffling
Well, at least the search tab is reliable enough to fish out what can be fished out from the deep chaos of the site. If things were better, there would be even more porn here. But eh, you win some, you lose some. Maybe if you stick to the twink side of things you can pretend the guys are Czech? But hey, Czech Hunter is here itself. Sure, it won’t upload a full video anytime soon, but there are so many 10-minute long films you’ll be spoiled for choice! All in the name of g4p fun, right lads? Getting the 8th spot on the gay side of the Hub is amazing.
And it's not like CzH is all there’s to it! There are so many amateur and pro vids here that feature some flavor of Czech here. Well, the search engine might’ve fucking lied to me. But I’d like to think it didn’t miss shit at all. Not like Czech boys can be told apart from party Europeans. PornDude out!
