You guys know that I have buddies here and there, right? For as much as I roast myself over being forever alone, I actually managed to make some friends who actually don’t suck and can live with my obese dump truck that’s perpetually oily. Sometimes they tip me off to porn or various sites, sometimes they spam me with useless as fuck shit. And then other times, we get to share our cringe life and talk about what fucked up loser garbage we actually are. It’s a beautiful friendship and we are all deep in the doomer core kind of jam. But hey, let me share something a buddy of mine brought up.
First off, hi, hello. This is TheGay. How to put it… it’s one of the more popular all gay free tube sites around. I think the name it managed to snag probably means it’s been on the block for a few years, but I hadn’t checked the site and domain dates in recent times, so I can’t be sure. That doesn’t really matter since the porn is fucking free and we’re here to polish our rods until they’re nice and shiny from cum. But as far as site design goes? Yeah, the palace isn’t the pettiest. Feels like I walked into the home of one of my buddies.
Which makes sense now that I think about it. Still, this is a pretty swell site. No, I am not being threatened with having my Minecraft base griefed when I write this. Haha. Why do you think I’m doing this? No way my buddy is having me be all positive for the first half of the review! Nope!
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Ok, jokes aside. My buddy did tip me off to some shit he pulled off here, but he’s not a dumbass (enough) to troll me like that. TheGay, folks! Let me give you my honest ride through this pasture!
You ain't Czech gay porn? Check out his playlist…
Here we go my boys and twinks. This is the big star of the show! Introducing to you the charlie5566 czech playlist on TheGay porn tube site! Yep! That’s a thing. This is one of my buddy’s playlists. The account isn’t really a thing that matters, but hey, my link is gonna have you landing here! It’s a curated list of smut, so it’s gonna be a few steps above the usual shit you find running around in online spaces. Is it all based on my buddy’s sex preferences and things he found hot when he watched the Czech boys? Yes, yes it is. This is how people become friends, I tell you!
And when you look at the whole TheGay, huh, it’s actually not half bad. There are no tags here for shit. Or if there are, some pretty minimal stuff. I actually had to struggle to find a place land you guys on, and to make it make sense. So what did I decide to do? Might as well drop you off at charlie’s and start you there. It’s by no fucking means everything the site has to offer. It has like what? 300 porn clips in there? I mean, it’s huge when you think about it, but it doesn’t hold a dick to the whole establishment. At least, if you’re the autistic type who needs structure, start by first fapping it off to all these smutties first.
But ok, ok. Enough with me pulling a nepotism here! The search bar exists, and you can use it wherever you are going. I just typed in Czech, and the smut vids just kept on lining and lining up. Now, there’s a pretty sizable amount in my calculations that was just ads. I couldn’t tell them apart from the regular porno, so into the basket they went. If you would kindly give my result of 2000+ smut vids a bit of leeway, I think you’ll find that TheGay is pretty satisfactory! Sure, not all of this is goated sin like in the playlist, but it works!
What can you do with the listed smut?
The filter options are pretty ok. You can select the HD tag if you want only the crispiest of crispy of vids, or you can leave it off. Then you pair that with duration, and you have it! Most vids are about 10 minutes long, which is fine. The fun comes in all kinds of flavors here! I even saw a guy fucking a sex doll. You don’t run into that kind of amateur smut that often, which is good news for you and me since we don’t want to keep seeing the exact same kind of free gay porn on every free site we decide to take a dump in.
That said, TheGay has its favorites, and you can tell pretty fast when you hit the channel page. The porn that’s the most popular here is BDSM and hardcore sex. Czech and other flavors of porn star smut? Well, not so much! At least not based on the listed studio and how big the smut counters are looking next to their name. Sure, the smut probably isn’t even properly listed, so it can’t be counted right. But I think the ones that are are telling us what TheGay is usually cooking, so to take it easy. It’s not the end of the world, especially since the video titles are pretty generous with the Czech word!
The subtle ad warfare the site is waging
You decide to be responsible and wear protection. Ad block in the browser plug-in bag, let’s fucking go. Except TheGay is the kind of tube site that resorts to whining when you do run it. “Please greenlight the site so it can run properly :3” that kind of shit. Are these guys so weak that a basic ad blocker can ruin their whole thing? I guess it can, since it kinda broke a few ad links here and there. But, ya see gooner, I don’t think TheGay deserves a condom-free bareback. It simply doesn’t! Why? Because it tries to rally fuck with us!
Ok, this was my experience. Ad blocker off, I click on the video I want to test. I scroll a bit down to see how the page looks - and then, like some kind of cock-blocking ghost, the page kept returning to the same position. I scroll up; it snaps back down. I scroll down, it snaps up. To where? To an ad, of course! Fuck you, TheGay. Fuck you. When I rage-turned the blocker back on my suffering ended properly. Seriously. That was painful. Was it an accident? Maybe, but I am not gonna be dealing with that again. Besides, the site works fine with the blocker online. My balls ain’t that easy to tickle!
Bonus mald points. You’ll see the classic symbol for downloading under every video. Oh great! Can you actually download stuff here? Actually, no. This just takes you to a TheGay x Faphouse collab. Yep. It was never an option, only an ad. At this point, I feel like I’ve been screwed over a bit too many times to let it slide. The whole site is packed to the brim with links to affiliate sites, paid services, and cam spots. I’m never taking my ad blocker off here. Nu-hu! Suck my cock!
Wow PornDude! What a change of personality!
Yeah, yeah! As I said, I'm here because a buddy of mine was acting all stupid, and I wanted to be stupid together. Trust me, this is actually really fucking funny irl, I just can’t write the feels across right. TheGay has its annoyances, but it’s a solid porn site. Better for hardcore smut more than anything else, but that’s why I think it stands out. 100% only free gay smut, and it has a strong niche presence? Plus, it’s this big? Yeah, I think that’s worth keeping in mind! It’s just that the site owner likes money and isn’t shy about stacking a billion ads that are really fucking annoying. At least it’s not an endless pop-up fest.
Small miracle and kindness I guess. Well, that's enough of crawling around here. PornDude out. Enjoy yourself and make sure to watch charlie’s shit! (not his real name btw).
