Gentlemen. Porn. And so a thunder of applause sounded, and the review was over. I wish it was that easy, but the metal meme image I just conjured up was just too good. I’m stuffing myself with some waffles from the Netherlands (or it has the flag) while I’m trying to figure out how to give you the gist of what Porn.com is supposed to be. I mean, free gay tube site. You can kinda add two and two without me here. One of many to do it, but honestly, it’s a bit special in some aspects. Good or bad is up to you to figure out. I’m just here to write funny words and give you my opinion.
See, where most sites try to host shit on their server or link it to the site through some kind of fucked up game of telephone, Porn.com is just gay up an ad space. No, it’s not like ads are gonna assault your ass or anything. A basic ad blocker handles that. I mean that every porn you see here has been linked in from another free tube site. No, I’m serious. This is a free tube site for free tube sites. The “find your porn on a tube site” speedrun. Which only works because all of you fuckers just type in “Czech gay porn” and go for the first site you see.
It’s a pretty searchable name ngl. It’s why it shows up so much when you search it. Obviously, this site is actually trying to bait in the straights like some kind of corpse stench flower, but it’s also chill with the gays flying by and clicking on the vids. Every vid you click just takes you to another site. Mainly XVideos and XNXX of all things. You can actually find them on my free gay Czech porn sites list. You might’ve even came here from there! But yeah, technically, this is just a mega filter for the two big shots. And possibly more, but I saw nothing extra on the Czech filter.
Obviously, this can kinda help you find downloads. They don’t depend on yours truly, Porn.com, but on the tube site that you’re getting sent to. Which means you can kinda figure out which ones are gonna be chill with the downloads if you know the deets from the. Like, say, if you read my review in advance. Cough cough. Dude, I’m giving myself self-promotion shoutouts until I go hoarse. Get a hint already! Well, fuck. Do what you want anyway. I can’t control you. But let’s at least look at what the site is serving.
Here is how the numbers look
I’ve been thinking, and I guess Porn.com also has the leg up by the fact that you don’t have to open more than one tab to enjoy multiple free tube sites. As if that’s any kind of issue, but convenience and lazy fuckers love it. And I’d give the place more props if it had a really beefed-up search engine and filtering. What it does have is not for the trash, but I can see it getting some upgrades to make life easier. For no, you can filter out anything that’s not HD, and you can also select which tub site donor you wanna see. That’s it. Oh, and also see how many updates per day you get.
Last I checked, you can expect some four or so free Czech smuts to drop per week, but no promises on that number. The number keeps going up, just not as fast as some of you hope it would. That said, one big thing ya need to know is to enable your gay filter on. Sure, my link will land you on the right search page with the filter on, but you never know if something might get fucked up along the way. Just check, ok? It ain’t that hard. But well, even with the filter on, you are still gonna get plenty of women. Sure, some of it is bisexual, but other times it’s literally one woman with a pussy or two gals on one cock.
I think whatever automated system runs the fucking place is fishing for “gay” in the title so it gets confused. And it’s not like it has the wrong idea either. That girl smut is from Czech Hunter! Just not the gay version. It’s the normie one, with big tits, fat asses, and huge mouths! It’s still very much a meh unless you swing all ways and don’t care. I don't think the site will be fixing this anytime soon since I don’t even think it fucking depends on the site owner. It is what it is. Just train your eyes on the twinks and keep going.
With all that out of the way, the porn numbers are up there. And no, the filter isn’t fucking up the number by counting straight porn. Those 3600+ films are all that’s left after the gay filter is turned on. Women included. Hey, nothing is perfect, except maybe these mini waffles I keep chowing down on. Seriously, it’s delightful. The number counter isn’t smart enough to tell you how many HD vids there are after the filters, and I’m not feeling like counting today. Safe to say it’s a decent collection. You can adjust the slider to find clips that aren’t just 5 min wanks tho. It’s the little things that keep us going, man.
Ok, is there anything else on the site?
I tried to see what these guys have in terms of gay studios, and it’s a bit of a mess. I don’t think the owners even left a cum stain there for some time. Which just means there’s little use looking for the gay Czech Hunter. I also looked at the tag list. It’s fucking big! It’s just a shame so little of the porn is gonna be something you want to fap to. The Czech porn tag has some 53K entries in there. Yeah, misery loves ballbusting unsuspecting gays. I guess you try your luck in the Czech Casting, but eeeeeh. I have my doubts about many things here.
Oh, and you’ll spot more ads. Except these look like honest-to-god buttons to click on the top ribbon. It’s a common trick I’ve been seeing on free tube spots, so it’s not that shitty. You don’t need to click on them if you don’t want to. It’s all a scheme to get your money, earn a penny from your click (the whole site's doing it), or just farm a bit of your data. I guess you can take a trip if you’re up for a bit of a time waster, but as far as free porn goes, this is the end of it, choomie. Hell, even the Premium in the corner is just for XVids! Are these fucking sites owned by the same guy? Power to him! Or her. Or them. Idfk.
This is a handy thing for both the owner and you
As far as the master of this place is concerned, easy money, easy clicks, no reason to host shit and battle takedown notices. Perfect cruise! Maybe that’s why the site feels laid back and like it doesn’t want to murder my cock before I can even get to my porn. Well, not like there’s any porn to be found here. It’s all technically links taking yo ass somewhere else where you can actually get it. It’s pretty smooth in practice from what I can tell, but might take some getting used to. It’s not a pop-up, just a link jump.
The benefits for you are a bit more nebulous, but it is a fine and safe place to go for browsing porn instead of having to deal with XVideos and XNXX site graphics while you try to do your thing. Women tho are something you probz won’t vibe with. But hey, that’s just a small nitpick. Porn.com is very much built on the premise that you’ll find it while randomly searching for porn. I can’t exactly tell you “hey, go here.” But I can make finding Czech smut a bit easier and then send you off with a bang. If you see this site win the wild, you know what it wants. PornDude is out of mini waffles, so this is a bye.
