Spank! Bang! Cumm! Or something like that. I think that’s what the guys were going for, maybe. The truth is, I can’t tell for shit what the name is supposed to be, except maybe just literal spank bang. Or is it spank good porn? Eh, that’s on me for trying too hard to give it a meaning. The point of a site like this is to bring you free gay porn. Well, porn in general, and our gay stuff is usually just mixed in every so often because that’s just how it is when the porn industry was built on the blown-out behinds of so many women. We walk in the shadows of their spread legs, gentlemen.
And walk we shall, because there is indeed gay smut to be found here! I’m mostly gunning for the good ole Czech porn case; last time I checked, this was supposed to be a page for my free gay Czech porn. Move over to my other categories if you want me talk about something else. I’m going here looking at the Czechs and nothing else. Hell, I’ll even go full big brain to make finding Czech smut even easier. Or at least give you a compensation you can live with if Czech smut isn’t an option in the end. Or if the smut itself is a bit scuffed or far too few.
Foreshadowing? Hehe, keep reading, and you’ll find out. The truth remains that SpankBang is a straight site, and that just means we’re second-class citizens when we walk through the door. Everything I’ll dig out here is pretty much a miracle, and I’m pretty sure some sites don’t even have gay as an option. In tag terms at least. They just drop it in the title, or some lonely soul who is immune to cringe makes a playlist and loads up all the gay smut in it. In this case, the site had mercy on us fuckers. There’s a Czech tag, and there is also the gay filter option. There might be a smut god still.
Well, my link will take you where you need to be, but just a heads up. Sometimes things can get scuffed, so make sure your filter is set up right. Your PornDude doesn’t want you coming into his DMs and bitching because you couldn’t be bothered to fucking read for shit. That is to say, my DMs. Yes, you fucks! Every single time I have to post this because you just keep hounding me for shit like this. Well, anyway. I think that’s enough foreplay for now. Let’s look at the site proper and see what’s cooking.
Here’s what’s cooking at SpankBang
Remember how I said us gays (I’ve become an honorary gay man ever since I started doing gay reviews) have been shafted for the most part here? Yeah, I do mean it. Even with the fucking gay filter on, women still make it through. Fucking hell, man. I’m mostly seeing the gals from VIP4K, which is usually a great site that does some amazing reality porn. It’s Czech, but the problem is that it’s 99% straight with 1% lesbian sex. And I do wish they’d do actual gay smut, but having them drop in like this is a bit painful. The fucking monkey’s paw curled or something.
The good news is that the Czech landing spot still has gay smut as promised. It’s just that the latest films have been bisexual or with women in the tow, and some are full-on orgies, so I guess some gay stuff did sneak in, but you’ll have to strain your eyes to spot it. There are options to sort by quality (goes up to Full HD btw), and also to find the video length you like, but nothing to sort the results. I’m seeing that only stuff from #Gay actually have sex, and the rest is just straight sites with women. But if I go into #Gay I lose my Czech filters. So, like. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
And I get it. It’s a free tube site. Who the fuck cares about filter accuracy? Listen, I’ve wasted my life writing smut reviews, so I at least want my gay bros to get a solid service if they’re going somewhere. It’s just basic shit. And the Czech collection only has 250+ entries. This ain’t enough, especially since maybe 30% of that is just women. It’s probably one of the shittier gay smut collections I’ve found. I‘d say, “why do you even have gay porn if it’s going to be so dick shit short?” But then I remember this is just the Czech situation and the rest of it kinda vibes. Mostly. Sorta.
This is where my foreshadowing about finding the middle ground comes into play. Scroll to the bottom of your Czech gay porn page, and you’ll spot some suggested tags. Now, these aren’t actually Czech stuff. They just make you feel like you’re watching Czech dudes fuck. In a situation like this, we take what we can get and run with it. Pretend you fucker. Pretend this is the porn you want. Good. Now, see that “Gay Czech Muscular Men” one? Click on it. Do it! Now this is the option that has only gay men and no women! From what I could tell, at least. It’s the best I got. Whole 8000+ videos.
See, not even #Gay is safe. It either has shitty AI slop, or it includes women in the mix. How? No clue. It just happened at some point, and we are too far now to go back. You might check the tags and see that there’s Czech Casting, but again, mostly women. The gay filter shows your four vids, and only one actually has gay men. Shit sucks, but we take what we must. On the bright side, SpankBang has the decency to include downloads. You sorta need to make an account for that, but it does exist. Click on the three dots under the vids, and you’ll find the option.
And that kinda saves it. Lots of gay pornos here comes from some pretty notable studios. Well, maybe the muscle guys do. They show me stuff like Men.com and the like. Hey, the guys are handsome as fuck, so this is a big W in my books. The quality on some of these streams can be pretty shit, but I'm decently sure you have options when you click on the download button. Or you should. Again, that always depends on the uploaded vid and what it’s rocking.
Since I’m already suggesting solutions, might as well look at Gay channels
Or, as we in the free tube leagues call them, “studio profiles.” The muscle men tag is going to spill them out like candy, but you can also just search them up normally. Well, kinda. The Channel page is shit. I think these might even be tags. It’s all scuffed, so you’ll need to do some jumps here and there. If you know your porn studios (thanks to me of course), you’ll find your guaranteed gay porn that you otherwise couldn’t find on this scuffed place. Seriously, it doesn’t feel like the site founder wanted people to stick here for longer than a few faps and calling it a day after cumming. Some kind of karma, I guess.
For a site drowning in straights, you can dig out some gold
Am I saying this just because I saw how many muscle hunks the site has and allows to be saved into your files? Yes, yes I am. I’ve been won over by them, so nothing about the site really bothers me now. Your PornDude is that shallow, and he ain’t scared to say it! Well, how much you dig SpankBang really depends on how much your imagination can carry you forward. You think all of those muscle guys are Czech? Fap on brother! Your beautiful mind (I'm lying, it’s ugly) is your greatest power.
But that’s pretty much all I can say about SpankBang. In Czech terms, it’s pretty mid. But of course, the straights are not gonna be lacking Czech pussy. It’s just the rainbow squad who are taking some hits. But hey, if you wanna fish out some good Czech gay pornos and download vids of splendid muscle men fucking, this is your site!
