EliteSingles

You might not be familiar with this, but ThePornDude also has a softer side and today I plan to show it to you motherfuckers by writing about something not regarding porn. I will tell you more about elitesingles.com and all the things you can expect from this shit. Well, I am not saying it is shitty, do not jump to any conclusions before you actually read the review. Just like any other time, you can expect a detailed analysis of all the stuff available here. But first, let me tell you more about what this is in general.

Have you heard of those lousy dating sites where you type some bullshit about yourself and then you get to supposedly find your match and meet some boring people who are actually just horny as hell and they show it sooner or later? Most of them are too desperate to wait long so they reveal their true nature soon enough for you to either run away or, if that is your thing, click with these bastards. I will tell you right away that this ain’t like that! These folks are looking pretty classy to me, so the minute I entered the home page I realized this is some good shit, made by professionals who paid a lot of attention to make everything look like a cute little nicely-wrapped package. Yeah, I would say it's a good start, because who would stick to something that looks horrible and cheap and like no one really put any effort to it?

The first thing I get to admire here is the modern design with some animations included. Now, you know I never exaggerate when I like something, just like I do not think twice about telling you if a place is not flawless, but I must admit, I really enjoyed looking at this thing, moving pictures of nice-looking ladies and gentlemen who smile like they have just heard they won the lottery. What waits for the visitors right away is to choose their sex and the sex of the partner they would like to find. Since you would never predict this, you have two alternatives, either to choose a woman or a man and this is actually some crap that I do not like from the start, because what if I am a bisexual and want to find a companion of any sex?

Hats off to the people which wrote the texts on the home page! They sure did some really great work when it comes to advertising the company. I read a considerable number of things that piqued my attention, and if I wanted to actually become the member of the site and find someone for myself, because of all the things I read I would actually give it a try.

The content part really excites me here, because I see there are many members and what I specifically like about this is that they come from all sorts of places in the world. There are some pictures that are quite easy on the eyes and texts about people who shared their success stories. I would say it is quite abundant. Also, you did come here to meet someone, and to see that every month more than 500 000 people join the site might get you going!

You will probably get allured when you hear they have a high success rate and call themselves a serious online dating service, confirmed with such a big number of people joining constantly. Once I got started, it was very easy to operate. I do not know if you have heard about the Five Factor Model theory, but here the people are matched based on this personality assessment model. You get set up with 3 to 7 compatible people, all based on your personality and factors like age, occupation and location. Basically, you just sit and wait to see who EliteSingles will deliver to you.

Of course, first, you have to fill out the survey and give information about yourself. You will deal with a bunch of questions that are related to all sorts of things. Expect something like how you behave in certain social situations, how important some traits are to you, and similar. You even have to grade your physical appearance.

There was this really cool thing in the end. You actually receive a detailed analysis of your character. Another thing that goes with this is the context behind this analysis and they explain how those five categories from the model I have mentioned in one of the previous paragraphs apply to your life. You don’t see that on other sites of this kind!

Now comes the most important part of the review. As soon as you see who your matches are, you can browse through their profiles. To connect with someone, you can either send them an emoji, a message or save them to the ‘favorites’ (this is good if you do not want to reach out right away, but you will leave them for later). The most people you get to meet here are people from 33 to 50 years old.

Elitesingles also gives you information on people who viewed your profile. This is pretty useful, especially if you like some of these people. This is how you can see who is interested in reading stuff about you. There is also this feature called ‘Have you met…’ The site gives you more candidates to meet, based on what they think will be suitable for you.

Why I love it enough to recommend it

I would say people really worked on this shit to make something that will attract the users, but not in a way you just write a bunch of pieces of garbage that have no integrity. No, these are professionals, and they take their work seriously. If they say they are gonna find you a fucker, they will find you that fucker no matter what! There must be a reason why this is so fucking crowded, with million users coming every second month.

It is safe and secure, and I like when they put that right at the beginning with big words. Your privacy will be respected and guaranteed, and that sounds good to me. You do not have to do much, because once you put details about yourself, they find you the people who are perfect for you.

The pricing is also quite awesome in my opinion. They offer you a free basic account, and if you want to become a regular, the 3-month membership costs 89.85$ each month. The longer you think in advance, the cheaper it gets. A 6-month membership is 69.95$ and if you choose to be a member for an entire year, that is only 49.95$ a month.

I hate these crappy things about it

I am not gonna mince my words and tell you right away that these bastards do not have enough alternatives when it comes to choosing the sex you want to date. I want the fucking bisexual button that will enable me to date both men and women. Is this so hard? Also, when I was filling out the personality test, there were quite a lot of things to type about, and from times to times I found quite similar ones.

Some tips from ThePornDude

If I were them, I would put that option for bisexual people. That is very rude when we are living in 2019 not to think about people who both like sticking it and receiving it. Also, the survey part was pretty exhausting, with so many questions that were repetitive and unnecessary, in my opinion. Other than that, I am happy to say that everything is in its place.

Conclusion

On both my first and second thought, I can say this is a likable place. You get to meet candidates among which someone can be your perfect match. They come from all over the world and when you give information about your location, they find you someone nearby. It is a professional site, with members who are respected citizens and most of them are highly educated.