DudesNude

If reviewing different websites was not my job, there is no fucking way I would look at this place twice. Now, this has nothing to do with what the site actually has to offer, but more to do with their first shown page that looks like garbage. Well, if you do not know what I am talking about, and you probably do no, just visit dudesnude.com yourself.

As to what the site has to offer, I do think that it is quite obvious, right? I mean, it is written in the domain name, so all you really have to do is pay some fucking attention. This is a site filled with nude images of handsome hunks and all that crap, but if the site is worth the visit or not is up to you. My advice is to ignore the first page you see before you enter the site.

A very simple site, maybe a bit too simple.

In the beginning, you can choose whether you want to create a profile or just view what the site has to offer, and again, that is quite straightforward. There is a lot this site has to offer, however, it looks way “too fucking bland” as Gordon Ramsay would say. I understand that free websites do not have to look the best when offering free shit, but then again, a little ‘eye candy’ wouldn’t have hurt them.

If you read any of my reviews before, you know I am a sucker for good aesthetics, and this site is just not doing it for me. One of the major reasons why I am a part of so many premium sites is probably because they just look perfect, not to mention that most of their shit will be HD, while on free sites you get a mesh of everything and I just am not a fan of messy crap.

However, I also understand that not everyone has the opportunity to pay a monthly subscription to their favorite premium website, which is why I am here to tell you all about a great place (content wise) where you can see lots of nude images of handsome hunks. I mean, that is what you came here for, no? If this site does not give you a boner, you are more than welcome to check the other sites I have listed on my site.

When you actually open the site, you will get to choose from a bunch of options, and honestly, this site sort of looks like a forum website. Well, apparently, they do have a separate forum or some shit, which I shall talk about a bit later. On the side, you have the usual menu that does not offer anything important, which is quite bogus.

The site is a bit confusing at first, but there are many dudes you should check out.

When I first wanted to check out the pictures, I really thought that a couple of images they offer at the beginning would be all they had, and I was so close to shitting on their website even more. But, if you scroll all the way down, you get a small tab giving you a couple of useless ways to list the shit you are interested in, and beside that, you have an option to click ‘more’, which is when you will actually be given all the crap they have to offer.

Now, why the fuck have they made their site so simple, yet so complicated? Simple, I know this is a gay porn website, but I am positive that a fucking woman was behind the design and functions because I refuse that a dude could fuck up so much with something so simple. Oh well, at least the site is free, so I cannot complain that much.

When you are presented with all the galleries on this site, you might also realize that all of them will have a username beside them and also some information. Well, that is because you can create a profile if you want, and if you plan to visit this site often, I do advise you to create a profile. With a profile, you will also be able to post your own naughty images.

Now, if you are wondering why the fuck would you want to do that, well, it is quite simple really. This site also allows you to talk to other users, and I imagine that dudes would much rather talk to lads they’ve seen on this site, than those who do not have an image at all. This is just my advice, and you do as you please, I am not here to command or judge you; frankly, I do not give a fuck what you do.

I am simply here to tell you everything you need to know about this site, and so far, I think I am doing a great fucking job. You have lots and lots of guys here, and they are all different; from hung black men to cute twinks and so on. I’ve browsed for quite some time, and I’ve seen many hot hunks I’d love to take on a ride, as well as the cute twinks who do not know much about sex yet.

Well, what is your type? I am sure you will be able to find the dude that makes your cock hard on dudesnude.com with ease because I am very picky when it comes to online dudes, yet I’ve met many hunks who were just my type. Once you find the lad that gets you all buttery inside, you should write him a message, obviously.

Variety of images, and some user details.

The first thing I noticed is that there are lots of images, and they are all different. I mean, it should have been obvious since there are so many guys on this site, all of them like to post different kinds of images, right? Well, you have lots and lots of nudes, as well as those where you cannot see the lads face, or just casual images instead.

Just by looking at the image, I think that you can kind of guess the character of the dude, but to make it better most lads will share some of their details, so you do not really have to guess. You can see whether they are a bottom, cut or uncut, hairy and what they are into, but there were some users that did not really share much.

On top of that, some galleries will have lots of images, while others might only have one image of their pecker… I mean, if you are already going to post an image of your dick you might as well post a selfie, or a full-body image displaying all your bits… it is kind of obvious, right? Most of the pictures are amateur quality, aka the quality varies depending on their phone camera.

Some search options, but definitely not fucking enough.

While there are some search options on top, and on the bottom, I can safely say that there are not enough of them. I mean, where the fuck are the categories and all that crap? I understand that creating categories for an amateur-posted website is a bit difficult, but who the fuck cares? If you are going to create a site like this, you might as well work for it.

The given search options allow you to search by new or old profiles, highlighted dudes, hot videos or images… yep, you also have videos here, I guess. I honestly did not even know that until I’ve seen these search options because they do not really give this information anywhere else, and if they do, it is too fucking subtle for something that is so important.

Well, when you search for the clips that is exactly what you get, and I was honestly happy to see some of these videos. They are all user-submitted, and most of them are fucking hot. I’ve seen clips where dudes would suck each other off in a POV, slam, or just masturbate in a solo. Basically, just like with the images, you have lots of different videos to explore.

The best thing is that you get to see the user who uploaded his own dirty video and if you like what you see you are always allowed to chat with him. Now, whether the lad will answer you or not depends on your attitude, looks and his overall tastes, I guess. I am sure I do not have to explain this bullshit, we all know how sites, like this one, work.

Overall, I think that if you can get over the shittiness of this site, when talking about their design, you will enjoy what the site has to offer. On dudesnude.com, you get to meet lots and lots of dudes who love to post their images and videos, and if you like what you see, you are welcome to send them a message.