AssPig

Ass Pig! This is one of the weirdest gay sites I’ve ever reviewed, and boy, that’s a hell of a statement. Gay dudes are pretty damn good at pushing the limits of sexual perversion; what’s with being horny all the time and all. Just kidding, I know that gay dudes are no hornier than straight guys. But then again, straight dudes are horny all the time, so am I just proving the same point all over again. I’m getting derailed again. Look, Asspig caught me off guard; I’m a little shook. Bear with me while I regain my composure and dive into Asspig for you guys. It’s a pretty promising website, and it’s also a dating app of sorts. It’s complicated.

Let me take you back a few years ago when some random ass dude called Richard realized that there were men on the internet who liked getting their nipples fondled. You see, he was looking for like-minded dudes. He thought that he was the only guy in the world who enjoys having his nipples touched. It turns out he wasn’t. So, he made a dating app called NipplePlay, and it kind of took off. It’s been a very successful app with thousands of gay dudes flocking in to touch each other’s nipples.

But this review is about Asspig and fisting. So if you’re a gay dude who enjoys fisting other gay dudes, or you want to feel the pressure of someone else’s fist inside your ass, then read on because Asspig might just be the app that your phone has been missing all this time.

One Man’s Brainchild

Our boy Richard made Asspig for the same reason he made NipplePlay but targeting a different fetish this time – fisting. He wanted all fisting enthusiasts to have a one-stop-shop solution to find other like-minded people to hook up with. And while I’m no stranger to niche dating apps, I’ll admit I’ve never seen anything like this before. I mean, sure, having a dating app for people who prefer anal sex is something that I can kind of conceptualize. But, a dating app for fisting appears a bit unnecessary. It seems a bit eccentric.

Then again, Richard himself says that it is hard to find people who are into fisting, and if you tried to do that on a regular dating site, you’d be going through a serious hassle every single time you spoke to any potential match. On Asspig, you don’t have that problem. You know that every single member is down for fisting, no matter what. Well, granted, there’s still the question of whether or not you like to receive or give or both, but the ballpark is smaller now. Fisting is always on the table on Asspig.

It’s a Streamlined Dating App

There’s a neat video on the Asspig website I think you should check out. It’s Richard’s own little video presentation on what the app looks like in action and how it all works. He also throws in some tips about gay dating, in general, and some observations about mobile dating apps that are kind of a given. For example, you can see from the video that members can rate each other, and profiles can rise to the top by being credible and responsible. Abuse and harassment are not welcome on this app.

I like this system. I think that the idea behind Asspig and this fisting community, in general, is that these dudes are supposed to try each other out and swap around. They’re not here to build serious one-on-one relationships. Instead, it’s kind of like an international club that focuses on one specific sexual sport. So, when you have a good time with a guy, and he likes what you brought to the table, he’ll give you a good review, hopefully, and you can leverage that in the future for more fisting parties. So, you’re essentially improving your profile in the same way that you might groom a portfolio. You want your profile to be desirable, and you want it to look trustworthy. That way, people are likelier to set up a meet with you in the future.

Fisting is Simple and Safe

Still, the detachment from any romantic sentiment makes this more of a fisting app than a hookup app, to an extreme degree. What I mean by that is, you probably can’t cultivate any romance at all on Asspig. It’s more of a kink-specific app where you find people for one particular service. You set up individual nights of anal pleasure but at the cost of not having any actual dates. I doubt half of these guys would be down to even kiss you on the mouth.

On the flip side, this bodes well for the classical problem of HIV transmission among gay men. Most of the time, HIV is transmitted through unprotected sex, either vaginal or anal. In the case of gay dudes, well, a cock and an asshole must touch to transfer the damn disease. And with fisting, you kind of sidestep that entire threat. A fist in your ass can’t give you an infection. I mean, it can’t infect you with someone else’s bug. You can still get infected if there’s a rupture and it fills with dust, but that’s a risk you take when you receive someone’s fist up your ass. That’s just par for the course.

Not a Lot of Fisters, Worldwide

This Richard guy has created something truly spectacular, albeit very eccentric. I like the sense of style that this app brings to the table. I checked out some of the profiles and the website that markets Asspig, and all I could see was just a ton of good behavior. The dudes on Asspig act much nicer and are generally more respectable than dudes on other dating sites in general. You wouldn’t think that people who are exclusively into fisting are this fucking polite during their day-to-day. But, I guess with all the stigma around fisting, they have to sort of over-compensate by being very fucking polite all the time. I don’t mind that. I like it when people go the extra mile to be respectful.

I do have one major concern with Asspig, though, and it has to do with geography and statistics. Namely, I don’t think you’ll find anyone on Asspig if you live in some backwater village in the Philippines. This site sprouted in the US, and so it only has mainstream popularity in the US. You might find a guy or two in downtown London or Paris, but once you leave the familiarity of capital cities, the potential matches thin out. Hell, they outright disappear if you go too far off the grid. You pretty much only get guaranteed matches if you live smack dab in the middle of a large US city. And by large, I mean coastal.

It’s a Free, Growing App

For everyone else, well, Asspig might be a disappointing gem in the rough. The app is not to blame for this. You rarely find fetish-specific dating possibilities in the middle of sweet fuck-all. You should probably do your part and spread the word of Asspig, especially if you, too, are a fisting aficionado. Get all your friends to join. Fuck it, make it a party.

This app is entirely free to use, mainly because our boy Richard really cares about these fetishes and isn’t looking to turn a profit. Unfortunately, this also means that he has no business incentive to dump money into the app. It also means that the app is community-driven, even though a company owns it. There’s no actual moderation, beyond the fact that they try to purge the app off bad eggs. If you get harassed, and you report said person of harassment, chances are the mods will scrub that person from the app.

But, there’s no paid functionality that helps you promote yourself. There are no algorithms or premium accounts. This app doesn’t go the extra mile to help you find a fisting partner. Instead, it’s just a platform for people who like fisting. It’s no different than a subreddit in that sense. Still, it’s nice to know that there’s someone on the other side of the app making sure that dangerous would-be troublemakers are kept far away from the rest of the users.

All in all, Asspig is a gem of an app, and it’s a must-install for any fisting enthusiasts. Of course, I can’t guarantee that you’ll match anyone, but I can assure you that you will always feel welcome on the app. So do your part, join the community, and spread the word of Asspig as wide as you can spread your asshole.