When I first came across Chasable, I thought the name of the gay social network was ‘Chaseable.’ It sounds like a bad joke when you consider that Chasable is a social network all about bears, you know, the big gay dudes that feel like a mattress when they are on top of you. The kind of guys that would love nothing more than to fuck John Goodman’s gaping asshole in the 1980s.
These guys are not going to be physically chasing many dudes in real life. Not because they’re obese or fat as fuck, but come on, big dudes aren’t known as being especially fast. They have other talents in life, such as being inhumanely strong, funny as hell, and oozing with fucking sex appeal. All in all, they don’t have to be fast – cubs like you come to them!
If browsing a gay social network celebrating everything that you love about bears and the big gay boys makes you hard as a goddamn rock, keep it on Chasable. You are going to love what you find, and I doubt you will regret signing up. But that’s if you can actually manage to sign up in the first place.
Could not create an account
I hope you have better luck with signing up for an account on Chasable than I had. That’s because whenever I tried to open a new account on Chasable, I kept getting an error message stating that my request could not be processed at this time. It was as if the server could not process my registration or some bullshit like that. I assumed that maybe it was a fluke, but then I tried again later and noticed that my IP address had been blacklisted for some unknown reason.
To their credit, these error messages/IP blacklist notifications state that if you think the message was in error, you can e-mail customer support. The e-mail address is listed in the error message, so it’s easy as hell to shoot them over an inquiry. At least it is simple to contact them, though I cannot tell you how long you will have to wait to receive a response.
Even though it’s easy to reach out to customer support – especially for those new to browsing around Chasable – it is still a pain in the ass to actually reach out to them in the first few moments of visiting the site. Maybe you will have better luck and won’t run into this error. If so, I hope you have a grand fucking time browsing around at the bears that will get you the hell off just like you want them to.
But it does not change the fact that this should not have happened. It could seriously turn a lot of people away. I can see plenty of gay bear lovers that throw their hands up and say, ‘welp, fuck it! I’ll go back to beating off to profiles on Grindr.’ That’s the last thing that Chasable wants to happen. Fortunately, the higher-than-average member count could keep people from bouncing away from the social network and give them the push they need to stick around and keep looking at what Chasable has to offer.
Over 60,000 members
One area where Chasable certainly succeeds is in just how many users are actually on the social networking site. As of this review, I noticed that there were just over 60,000 members and counting! Even better, there was actually a decent number of users on the social networking site. I noticed that there were approximately 841 members online as of this review.
Now, that may not sound like a whole hell of a lot. That’s especially when you compare the number of online users versus the number of total members on Chasable. But when you consider that this is a niche social network tailored to gay bears and the gay men who love them, the number of online people seems a bit more reasonable.
Besides, I noticed that the number of members online stayed around this number from one hour to the next. Thus, no matter when I refreshed or checked how many people were online visiting Chasable, that number was always around 800-900 people. For horny dudes like you, this means that there is at least a base group of users who are always active and using the site to reach out to other horny bros.
When you find a bear that you want to chat with, it could not be easier to manage. Chasable allows you to send private messages absolutely for free! Some social networks force you to sign up for a premium account just to message other people. There are also others that I have reviewed that still put a limit on how many messages you can send per user, even for premium members, which is fucking ridiculous if you ask me. On the other hand, Chasable does not play these games, mainly because they want you to use and explore a social network that, you know, fucking works.
Chasable even allows users to show themselves off in video chat rooms. You can even comment on other user’s photos, though unlimited use will cost you some scratch. Only Chasable+ members can view, upload, and comment on photos an unlimited number of times. Chasable has decided to anchor its pay gate to the use of images instead of messaging, which seems like the better option if you’re going to limit anyone. Counting the number of messages you have left just makes conversations awkward as fuck anyway.
Chasable+ is fortunately cheap as dirt. Chasable+ is only $2.50 per month, so you won’t have to spend a whole hell of a lot to get the type of features that you are looking for. Once you become a member, you will have all kinds of features available to you, such as unlimited e-note use. It’s a meager price for a premium social network and enough of a low amount that makes it worth your while in certain respects.
Android and iOS apps available
If that was not enough value, Chasable also allows you to browse the social network via your favorite app. Available on both iOS and Android, both versions of the app have pretty damn good reviews. But if you are trying to search for the social network in your preferred app marketplace, you may be wondering just where in the hell it is.
The app is not referred to as Chasable. Instead, the app you are going to want to download is called Grokio Communities. It’s fucking impressive on iOS especially and allows you to explore all kinds of LGBTQ+ communities in addition to Chasable.
Browsing via the images on the mobile versions of Chasable (again, found in the app Grokio Communities) is actually preferable on the mobile version of the site. That is not to say that browsing the social network on the desktop is a pain in the ass because it’s perfectly fine. However, the mobile version is so much slicker and easier to use that it will likely become your preferred way to interact with those newly found bears in your life.
Complete with powerful search options, this social network designed for the big gay man lovers out there fits the bill perfectly.
Translated into seven different languages
Chasable also happens to be translated into a multitude of different languages. Users can browse Chasable in approximately seven different languages, including English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, and Japanese. This is not just a gay bear society centered on one part of the world - it is a multi-continent movement, baby just like MyGaySites!
What the fuck are you waiting for? If you want to meet up with the gay bears that make your penis hard as a fucking diamond, you know what to do. Find the other bear and cub lovers all in one location, and get off with one another as you get to know each other in your own special fucking way.
Fortunately, Chasable does not force you to pay that much extra cash to explore all of the features the site has to offer. So what in the blazes are you waiting for? Visit the site, find your new best bros, and who knows? Maybe you will get laid!
Chasable is a social network just for gay bears, cubs, and those that love them! You may have a difficult time signing up for a social network as I did. But if you can get beyond the initial sign-up, there is plenty to love here. With so many members online and plenty of profiles and images to eye fuck, Chasable is just what bears and cubs have been looking for!