Men4SexNow

Men 4 Sex Now! All right, boys and boys, let’s kick it into 6th gear. You and I both know that gay men are vastly superior regarding dating compared to heteros, mostly because heteros have to contend with women and their difficult ways. Women complicate things, and straight men are pigs. It’s all one big fucked up shit show. Gay dating, on the other hand, is about as simple as polishing your own flagpole. You like cocks, other gay dudes like cocks, and you should get together so you can appreciate each other’s cocks. That’s the philosophy behind gay dating – there isn’t one. You’re horny; they’re horny, so you’re going to get together and satisfy each other’s fantasies until it’s time to hit the fucking road. And then, life just goes on as usual. That’s how life should be, ideally.

Now, the downside to gay dating is that apparently, only one in ten dudes is gay, and that’s if you’re looking at the averages across a large enough sample size. So in truth, it’s going to be pretty damn hard to find a gay dude in your area, especially if you’ve got a taste for hot hunky dudes who work out. Most gay dudes, like most men, are pretty darn flabby.

You don’t want flab on your cock. You want taut muscles and protein powder. Or maybe you’re into something leaner; I don’t know. The point is, you need a better system for finding cock. You need a dating site. We’re living in the future – you can’t expect to go outside and find cock on your own. That’s a waste of time. Instead, utilize the powers of modern technology to find the hottest dudes in your area.

An Amazing Website

I think that’s the longest I’ve ever spoken in a single review before actually getting to the name of the website I’m reviewing. It’ll be worth it in the long run, though. I’m setting the groundwork for something amazing. Trust me. Ok, let’s say the name together: Men4SexNow.

With a name like that, you know that the boys behind this site have only one thing on their minds – cocks. It’s a website for cock owners and cock aficionados who want to cut through the bullshit and just get their hands on some hot ass dudes. In my opinion, this site does a fantastic job at providing you with all the tools you’ll need to get laid with a hot-ass dude as soon as possible. They don’t do anything particularly magical, but they put gay dudes together and help them find fun and innovative ways to suck each other off. This place is incredible!

Dating and Partying Site

Now, I should probably clarify that this is not a gay porn site, which is unfortunate. Some gay dating sites have smut as a sort of bonus to keep your attention and give you something to fap to in the meantime before you’ve found that special someone. Men4SexNow doesn’t do that.This is strictly a gay dating site, but with a bit of a twist on it. The twist is that they’re very liberal in the way that they’re putting dudes together. If you’re a millennial or, God forbid, a Gen-Z twink, then you might be used to the Tinder method of swiping on people’s images until you get a match. That’s out of the question on Men4SexNow.

First of all, swiping only really works to create competition and give women an easy way to play hard to get when they’re on the prowl for a man. You don’t need that kind of bullshit on Men4SexNow. Men don’t play hard to get. Gay men really don’t play hard to get. They’re honest and proud. They have nothing to hide. Their passion for cock is absolutely not something to be ashamed of; thus, they just come out and say what they’re after.

That’s why this site functions partially as a forum and also as an event board where you can find parties and hookup spots. The younger among my audience might not remember this, but gay cruises were very much a thing back in my day. That is, back before the internet took everything over and people stopped leaving their houses. The fun part is that gay cruises don’t necessarily have to be cruises. Men4SexNow has a section for cruise spots, but they’re not all boat-related. That’s the best part. They’re actually party locations.

Cruises are In

Now, you can get a similar experience at a gay bar, for sure. But cruises are one-time parties where everyone’s a newbie. There are no regulars. That’s what makes them so much better at meeting people. If everyone’s new, then everyone’s there to meet people, and no one has a dating advantage. You’re all there to have fun and hopefully get your cock sucked. It’s a great system. Plus, every guy you meet whom you do not bang is by default a friend of yours, that is, if you hit it off. So you can use this site to network, instead of just looking for random flings. And, if you end up having sex with one of your gay friends down the line, well, that’s just a part of the fun.

My point is, this site is promoting a very nice active lifestyle. You can use the platform to find dudes for one-night stands, or you could dive into the events and do some networking. It’s all up to you. I like the fact that there’s so much coverage under one roof, without any actual complication. I mean, your identity is safe from all the dudes on the site until the point when you decide to share any part of your identity with someone in particular. And, even then, they have every reason to keep your identity a secret so that you repay the favor. You’re free to be as open-minded and as engaging as you want on the site without getting outed.

Gorgeous Site Design

Let’s look at the design for a bit. You’ll notice several buttons on the top of the page leading to the different functionalities of the site, even though most of these are just sections of the dating functionality. There are guys online, near you, and sex now, which are just sections of the same fucking list of dudes that are willing to hoover up your cock. Then there are cruise ads and cruise spots, which are not even remotely similar, so I have no idea why they were made to look identical. Cruise ads are just postings by dudes who want to get dicked in the privacy of their homes or a hotel room. Some of them might even be willing to suck you off in a public bathroom. The cruise spots are actual cruise spots.

It would appear that they’re using the word cruise to mean three different things on Men4SexNow. First, it implies a cruise, as in boats, then it also means gay parties, and finally, it means hookups, regardless of how many people attend and where it takes place. So, if you have a guy over for some one-on-one cock sucking action, that technically constitutes a cruise, according to this site. All right, I’ll take it. It’s like gay lingo. I’m learning.

I absolutely adore Men4SexNow’s site design. It looks mildly retro, like something out of the 2007 era. It’s sufficiently modern but with curved edges and unnecessary shading. I like this approach; it gives the site a lot of life. All the buttons have colors, and they use yellow and white lettering interchangeably. This is definitely a better style than what you see on the average gay porn site these days. I’m not a huge fan of modern ultra-minimalism. I like this style. It’s incredibly appealing to the eyes, and it adds an air of credibility.

Completely Free to Use

Did I mention that this fantastic gay dating site is completely free to use? That’s right. You don’t have to pay a single cent for all of these amazing features. I’m always blown away by how far people will go out of the goodness of their hearts. I bet you’re wondering about the number of ads on the site. Surely the place must be riddled with crappy ads to make up for the fact that this site is free, right? Wrong. There’s one ad. That’s it. There is only one fucking ad banner, and it’s so tiny you won’t even fucking notice it. Have I mentioned that I love this site?

And if none of that took the cake for you, let me add that this site is optimized for mobile as well. If you can even call it that, the only downside is that if you live somewhere remote, it’s unlikely you’ll find any horny singles in your area. That’s just the curse of living in a small town. You can’t blame Men4SexNow for that.