CyberMen

Cyber Men! The internet has done wonders in connecting shy people. It’s a task for most people to go out in the world and say “hello” to a hot guy. Not to mention rejection is palpable in person. Dating apps can take that weight off of people’s shoulders.

But before dating apps came about, the shy person’s solution was chat rooms. You have to do more front work than a dating site, but it’s still less nerve-wracking than meeting in person. Chats allow you to weed people out who don’t share your interests before direct messaging them.

Plus, you can be someone that’s a touch more than yourself. No one has to know you’re shy. You can feel more comfortable and in control. As things got more advanced, you could even share pictures.

The internet chat room is still alive and well. There have been thirty years to refine the design. Cybermen have taken lessons from millions of past chat rooms and created a fantastic service.

Cybermen isn’t a website with a chat; chat is their primary focus. After registration, the chat box is your home page. All you have to do is answer a few questions, and you can connect with sexy single men in your area.

Register Off the Bat

When logging into Cybermen for the first time, you can choose to check the waters as a guest or create a profile. I recommend registering right away. You don’t have to give away your life story to get started. Give a name, place, DOB, and if you’re looking for friends, fun, or a serious relationship. From there, you can add as much or little to your profile as you feel comfortable.

Once in, you will see that the chat page is straightforward. And to the left is a list of guests and members online now. Everyone has a short blurb next to their name displaying gender, age, and location. A profile pic can also be shown, but most people choose not to have one. If you do, I guarantee you will have some suitors.

In the center is a menu you can manage your profile with. The options are My profile, My research, My albums, My interests, and My account. Use my profile to update your region and add a description of yourself. There is room to list your weight, size and write a blurb about yourself. You can mark a check box if you do not want that info displayed publically. I’m sure you don’t want the world to know what a fat sack of shit you are.

Wanna Fuck?

In my research, you can refine what you are looking for out of Cybermen. You can select from friendly, serious, or fun. Choose just one or all three if you like. We know you’re a whore. Clicking proceed adds those filters to the chat. Time to do some “research.” AKA, ask people for dick pics.

My albums give you a place to put up pictures of yourself. You can stick to just providing a profile pic, or you can put up whole albums. There are public and private settings for your images. You will have a chance to show intimate photos to the man of your choosing. Read this as putting face pictures on public and cock pics on private.

As I mentioned previously, most people do not have a visible profile pic. That means you will have to base initial contact on interests and personality. I know it’s not what you are here to do, but many people aren’t the horn dog you are.

Drop a Pic

If you put up a profile picture, no doubt the other dudes are going to eat it up. Even if you’re an ugly slug, people appreciate the effort. However, if you decide to remain on the down-low, be liberal with showing people what you look like. You don’t have to jump right to your penis; you can just start slow as you build your confidence.

You can use the interest category to give people a feel for who you are. If someone likes it, you may get to feel them! There is a list of checkboxes to choose from. Most of the classics are here; all the shit like music, animals, sports, reading, and travel. There are some rare gems like lottery, bargains, gifts, and family.

Hot tip; don’t try thinking about your mom while trying to get your dick wet. If you are into the lottery and bargains, dudes could be concerned about your inconsistent financial policies. You might not be able to afford the cock ring they want you to use on them.

From my account category, you can do some profile management. Perhaps, change your birthday, which is a bit sketchy. You don’t want to drive up to a hotel expecting a young twink only to discover a flabby old bear. Still, if you find yourself in this position, don’t let the opportunity slip. You might not be happy about it, but a man still has needs.

Here you can also change your password, delete your account, or change your cookie settings. But knowing my audience, they are only interested in nookie cookies. Maybe some peanut butter butthole cookies. Or some snickerdiddles. Perhaps some half-mooning cookies. Hold on; I think I have some more in the bank: throatmeal raisin, sackaron, fingerbread, chocolate dick, and fordude cookies. Alright, I’m done.

Below the list of the currently active chatters is a small menu allowing you to manage the chatbox. The options are Search, Map, Conversations, contacts, settings, and disconnect.

The search applies a filter to your list of online people based on input. You can select an age range. For better luck, you can make the scope wide. I don’t think you have some preference, though; you are just looking for a warm asshole to slide your cock into. The old guys always appreciate it more, anyways.

You can cut out people with no pictures. I don’t recommend it as most people disappear immediately. It sucks, but you can usually shake down people for a pic pretty soon after opening conversation.

Narrow down your region if you are hoping for a meet-up. A lot of people on Cybermen stick to sexting, so you don’t have to be specific. You can also reiterate whether you’re looking for friends, fun, or relationships.

Next, drop a pin into a map if you want to get particular. For example, I guess some people only fuck if the guy is along their bus route. But I’m sure you are willing to travel farther out for a proper blow job.

Afternoon Delight

In conversations, you can manage all the current chats you have going on. My advice to you is to keep your options open. Chat with as many people as possible, stay busy. When you want some love, you don’t want to be thwarted because somebody is at work. You can always have someone ready according to your schedule.

As someone who works from home, I love putting in work while working. By the time I wrap up for the day, I’m always horny. It helps the time go by faster if my cock has something to look forward to. You know, like a sexy blonde coming over. I especially love those afternoon delights. You can be like me if you use this site to your advantage.

Your contacts are a list of people you have favorited while on Cybermen. If that mouth works magic, you don’t want to lose them to the aethers. If the butthole grips your cock like a rear-naked choke, you don’t want them to blow away in the chat breeze. Settings take you back around to the previous profile options we already covered.

When you select a person to begin a chat, their profile comes up. For the exceptionally socially anxious, they have a list of suggested messages. If you are that person, don’t use these. “Cool nickname! Ok, to chat with me?” sounds dumb as fuck. It’s ok, to begin with, a hello.

That covers everything you need to know about getting started on Cybermen. It’s a simple site that sticks to what its intended purpose is. Still, I have some complaints. I wish more men included a profile pic. I’m not sure why that’s not a part of site culture. Let people see those DSLs they are going to pierce later.

I’m not even sure why they have a guest option. Registering an account takes two seconds and almost no information. Don’t even bother talking to guests.

Cybermen is the perfect place to talk up hot men and maybe get yourself laid this evening. Or at least get some sexting and a dick in.