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Spank This Hookups! What a day to be gay! Throughout the years I’ve spent reviewing all kinds of websites, I’ve come to appreciate gays. I mean, they work their gay asses off to keep up with all other adult websites that have tits, asses, and pussies. This time around, I was introduced to Spankthishookups.com. Strangely enough, I am the first to write anything about this place, and it has been in the biz for over two decades. Spankthishookups.com was launched in 2002 as a part of Spankthis.com which is a premium gay website that’s a part of a big-ass network called Helix Studios. Now, let’s see what this gay crowd is up to!

Young gays getting spanked and loving it

I always love starting my reviews by telling the first impression I get the moment I open the homepage. This time, I saw a picture of an old, fat gay who had another gay bend over his knee. He was spanking the shit out of him with a strict expression on his face. The gay that got spanked seemed to be gay about this. Ok, I’ll stop! As the name Spankthishookups.com suggests, the primary niche this site deals with is spanking, and it offers hookup chances for all homosexuals. That’s the first thing you need to know.

The homepage also told a little something about the website. They claim to be a virtual gathering for all gay men who are into spanking and discipline. Apparently, Spankthishookups.com has thousands of members created by people around the world, and the list seems to be growing. I guess that is true and I will stick to my guns. I’m not joining a bunch of weirdos just to tell you the exact statistics! Yeah, the registration is free, but I still won’t do it! No offense, gay guys! Your website looks awesome.

Create a profile and talk about spanking

As I’ve already said, the registration is free. Click on the Join button and behold a lengthy list packed with required fields. It has a total of eleven fields requiring info like your username, password, name, date of birth, and info about your location. Spankthishookups.com advises everyone to make sure they are into spanking before they join. I guess things get rough from time to time. Just to get a better perspective, I took a look at a couple of Spankthis.com videos. These guys get spanked, birched, paddled, hit with brushes, planks. The bottom line is that their bottoms go red, and sometimes they get fucked.

So, how do you know if you are ready for Spankthishookups.com? It’s simple! If you are ready to fill out all of the required fields only to get to step 2, then you are the proper kind of a spanking gay. Have you ever watched the corporal punishment porno? Did you get a boner? My God, I am such a master of this “look into your soul” shit! Think of it this way - once you get in, all other people will support you, accept you, and you’ll finally realize you are not alone in your kinks. Who knows, you might end up meeting a gay guy who’ll spank you till your both drop! This is what hookup websites were made for!

Make sure to build your profile to get more messages

Spankthishookups.com means business! I’ve looked into their User Agreement section and realized they were a tough crowd of gays. One whole section explained the importance of sticking to their Photo policy. It is a must to upload a photo that somehow proves that you are not underage. You have to certify that it is really you on the picture and not some uncle of yours who just happens to look like a kinky gay. Their own words are that they have zero tolerance for any pictures where people look like they are under 18, threatening to call the law enforcement agencies. Easy now Spankthishookups.com! It’s just gays!

On the other hand, they might have a point. The profile pictures are important. Generally speaking, when you find yourself on a hookup website, you need to work on your profile. This is the best way to get someone to notice you and message you. People that don’t tell a lot about themselves seem shady, and nobody wants to deal with them, right? So, listen to what Spankthishookups.com has to say. After all, they’ve been working on this website for 20 years and know how things work. Obedience is the key to success on this platform, so let’s start by following a set of basic rules.

More rules to follow

Spankthishookups.com was created to help gay men communicate and eventually hook up with like-minded men. Once again, the website team emphasizes the fact that they won't tolerate any bullshit like spamming, ads, fraud, or harassment. But spanking is ok! They hold the right to suspend your account without any explanation. They promise to keep you updated about news, deals, offers by sending you emails. I don't know! They spam the shit out of you with their shit, but your shit is out of the question. Oh, when it's them, it's called News.

To cut the story short, don’t fuck around with Spankthishookups.com. If they only suspect you are doing anything they don’t approve of, they’ll kick your gay ass out. That’s not the way to get spanked around here! Maybe this is the tactics to intimidate, crush your spirits, get you into the mood for lots of corporal punishment. If you manage to be a good gay, you’ll have the chance to communicate with other men. You can talk about pornos, kinks, share sexual experiences, or arrange a date. Whatever rings your gay bells!

FAQ section giving you all the necessary info

For some reason, I love the FAQ section. If there is one thing I hate, it’s when websites don’t tell anything about what they do and just expect you to join. No, Spankthishookups.com seems to be very cooperative and eager to give as much info as possible beforehand. First of all, you need to know that other members won’t be able to see your email address. The website has its own messaging system that makes sure the texts stay private and that you get each and every one of them. As a member, you get the Inbox that notifies you when you have a new message. Nothing to worry about!

Another noteworthy fact is that you can see who is online. I know that I love that about Facebook, for example. If you message someone who is online and you don’t get a reply in a couple of minutes, you know you are being ignored on purpose. It’s a great way to cut the crap and move on to the next gay who might like you. Spankthishookups.com uses data about your history, like viewing preferences, meaning you’ll get the content you like without spending time on finding it yourself. These guys may be a strict bunch of gays, but they sure know how to run a hookup website.

Gay community packed with hookup opportunities

Spankthishookups.com was created by a professional bunch of people who managed to build a whole network dedicated to the gay community and gay porn. Helix Studios is famous for choosing “boys next door” with pretty faces, long cocks, and fit bodies. I mean, there are a couple of older, chunkier guys who lead the pack, but that just adds more thrill to the whole spanking ordeal. Spankthis.com is also a seriously big fish in the sea of crappy gay porn websites. You know what they say - the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. One more reason to give this hookup website a chance.

Did I like the website? Well, I was just kinda looking into the facts while drawing a couple of common-sense conclusions. If you are gay and love getting spanked, or enjoy giving hardcore lessons to other men, then Spankthishookups.com is most definitely worth a shot. In any case, it's always a good sign when a website, hookup, or porn, focuses on one niche and sticks to it. In this case, one website held onto one theme for 20 years, and that fact is worth both your and my admiration. Have fun with Spankthishookups.com! Happy spanking!