Hot Bull

Did you find your way in Hungary and want to hook up with some hung guys? Well, hotbull.hu might be the right place for you, but don't rush into making any decisions just yet! This sounds like a dating site, but all you see is a bunch of dick pics wherever you look. That doesn't sound like a bad thing if you're looking for nothing but meaningless sex, but a dating site needs a lot more than a bunch of guys taking pics of their cocks from different angles!

I can tell right away that you won't like the design of the site. Listen to this shit! They've redesigned the site and "made it better," but the site stills look like a pile of crap! Everything looks so out of place and outdated! Finding your way around this place is not the hardest thing, but they could have made it much easier!

You can also take a look at the old version of the site, which looks even worse. I'm not asking for a lot, but this is below the minimum! They chose all the wrong colors for the site and even forgot to make all the essential categories visible. When I first got here, I didn't even know what to do! I wasn't sure if I should just start scrolling or if I should create an account. However, I did find the drop-down menu later, but I don't know why I decided to hide it in the corner!

Oh yeah, here's one crucial piece of information. The site is in Hungarian, and you can't really translate it without an addon. However, if you have google translate enabled, you'll be able to view this site in English. I just don't get why some sites don't offer multiple language choices because, apparently, not everyone speaks the language a site was created in. It wouldn't hurt if there was an English option because almost everyone speaks it!

Free registration

After you find the registration page, you will need to enter a shit ton of information. If that doesn't sound like a big pain in the ass, then knowing everything you will have to fill in will also be in Hungarian! As I said, you can translate the site if you use the translation addon, but some of the things might not be translated correctly. We all know how google translate works, so I wouldn't take everything for granted if you choose this option. If you understand Hungarian, you'll have one less thing to worry about, but the chances of that happening might not be the best!

You'll need to enter your basic information, like your name and age, and you'll have to write something about yourself. Of course, you can't forget about the part where you mention where you are looking for guys to hook up with because without choosing that, this whole site wouldn't make any sense. Besides that, I don't think you'll need to input any information, but the more you reveal about yourself, the better your chances of finding someone to spend time with!

Once you finish with this nonsense, you'll be able to start scrolling and possibly find a new partner. It seems pretty straightforward to me, but I don't really like the whole concept of this. I prefer dating sites like Tinder, where you swipe left or right and just wait. This seems unnecessarily complicated, so you will have multiple options. I'm not sure about the translation, but it looks like you can send a DM to someone before even matching with them, but you can also click on one of the other three options depending on how you feel about the guy.

Now, I'm pretty sure something was lost in the translation, but what the fuck "I disable it" means? My guess would be that if you don't like someone, you click on that, and you won't see that person anymore. However, if that stops showing the person, what the fuck is "I mean" supposed to do? The only options I figured out are the one where you send the message and the one that lets the other person know you like them!

Most pics are dick pics

I don't know why I am surprised when I know what these sites are about. No one comes to a site like Hot Bull to find a long-term partner. Yeah, that's not even close to what people expect from these sites. Anyone who creates a profile here is looking for some ass to drill or to get fucked, and then, there's me, a guy who made a profile just so you don't have to spend time on something you might not like!

Even though everyone comes here for the same thing, you can select your interests. For example, you can pick sex, friendship, and a few other things, but I know you won't come to this place hoping to find a new friend. If you do plan on doing that, there must be something wrong with you because there's no fucking way you're going to find a person who you'd like to spend time with without having sex among profiles that use dick pics and profile pics!

Even though you might be in another city, you can look for guys in a different town! I'm not sure why anyone would pick guys from a different place over the guys from the area he lives in, but the options are there! This might come in useful if you plan on having a trip to one of the other cities across Hungary, but that's the only purpose I can see at the moment!

You'll get banned if you input fake information

Guess what happened to me? I made a bogus profile because I certainly don't want to appear on gay dating sites, and my account got suspended quite fast. So, if you're planning on using this site for the intended purpose, I'd recommend inputting your accurate information because otherwise, you'll end up like me!

While I was still able to use this site, I saw a couple of options that might come in handy. You can check out how many times your profile has been viewed, but that doesn't sound like a wow feature. Sure, it's nice to know people want a piece of your ass, but unless they plan on doing something about it, those view numbers will just give you false hope!

You'll get informed when someone likes your profile or, as the translation said when someone winks at you! That might be the "I like" option I mentioned earlier, but I'm not so sure about that! You'll get those notifications as messages, so you can check out those profiles and send them a message. That might be a great way to start a conversation, but I think that if a profile with a dick as a profile picture likes you, there won't be much talking, am I right? If you happen to get in touch with someone who posts pics of his dick, and nothing else, it's safe to assume that the guy you're messaging back and forth with wants to fuck you or get fucked by you, but I think you got that part by now!

Outdated site with guys across Hungary

I think it's pretty obvious that hotbull.hu is a Hungarian dating site for guys. Right off the bat, I can tell that the site looks like crap, even though it was redesigned. You can even look at the site's old version, but I would advise you otherwise because that version looks even worse. I can't help but wonder what the fuck did they actually improve because everything I saw here looked like a big pile of steaming crap!

Everything you need can be found in the drop-down menu that should have been made more visible. I didn't even realize it was there when I first came to the site. I thought this was a place filled with pictures of dicks, and nothing else, but as it turns out, you need to create an account before doing anything else. Sure, you can glance at a couple of images you find on the homepage, but unless you become a member, you won't be able to do much here!

It seems to me that this site is entirely free, which is good because I certainly wouldn't spend a dime on this place! You can find guys who are DTF, but why didn't they create the site to look more appealing or easier to use? It can't be that hard to create something that looks decent and not from the last century. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention one crucial thing. Everything here is in Hungarian, so unless you speak the language or don't have the translation addon, you won't have an enjoyable time here!