FapHouse Vintage

One of the categories I will never become a big fan of must be the vintage one, and it’s all because of the quality of videos. As soon as you hear this word, you can be damn sure that you won’t see a lot of stuff that looks good enough for today’s standards. Obviously, these videos were made a while ago, when not even HD was a thing, but still, that doesn’t mean I will just go for SD videos because they’re vintage. If you want, that’s your thing, but I prefer sticking with something newer.

I wasn’t sure how much stuff I would find on FapHouse, but I must admit that I found more than I thought there would be. We’re talking about thousands of scenes, and that’s in the gay vintage category alone. There are probably a lot more of these videos in the straight category, but that’s not the topic today. You can explore that on your own, but I’ll also tell you something about the way the membership works, which is regarding exactly the thing I just mentioned.

Since this is a premium porn site, you won’t be able to watch anything for free, but don’t worry, the prices are really low. There are only a few sites I know that have similar prices, but I don’t think that any of those places have more stuff to offer than this site. Keep in mind that the entire collection is way too big, and you literally wouldn’t be able to check out every video, even if you dedicated the rest of your life to just watching porn. That said, I’m sure that you won’t have to look for another site if you become a member here, but what do you actually get here?

There are a couple of things you have to consider when paying for porn, and the size of the collection is only one of them. Sure, it makes a lot of difference whether you get a couple of videos or thousands, but that’s not the only thing you have to think about. You also have to think about the quality, and the site itself, because I know that I wouldn’t be able to stay on a site that’s hard to use and looks like shit. Well, let’s check those things out and see what the deal is here.

Dark theme, and user-friendly interface

The first thing I noticed here was the dark theme. I just hate sites that have that annoying light theme that’s just way too annoying to look at. Imagine coming to a site to watch porn and getting blinded by a bright background. Luckily, that won’t happen here because they have a dark theme, but that’s not the only thing I like about it. There are no ads either, so you’ll get to focus on videos and nothing else.

All the options are right there on the side of the page, so you won’t have to look hard for them. Basically, even if I don’t tell you anything about the site, you’ll still manage to find the videos you want without wasting a lot of time. That’s something every site should go for, but whenever you use a free site, you have to lower your expectations. Even though it would be amazing if those places made some changes, they just don’t get anything from doing it.

Anyway, Fap House might not have a lot of features, but they have the ones you actually need. We’re talking about a couple of different filters and sorting options. You won’t need anything besides that, so as soon as you pick the category, you’ll be able to start filtering out the stuff you might not be in the mood for!

Don’t use the search bar

Okay, so there are two ways to look for vintage videos, or pretty much any other ones, but the reason why you shouldn’t use the search bar is pretty simple. If you do it like that, you’ll only end up with 1.200 videos, and regardless of what you do, you won’t get to see more. Now, keep in mind that this category has over 3.900 videos in total, meaning you’d lose a lot of stuff. That’s why you should look up the category!

Picking the category from the list will show you the true size of the collection, and you won’t have to risk seeing some videos on the list that maybe shouldn’t be there. Even though it wouldn’t hurt to see some additional stuff, you can do this one simple thing to make sure you don’t run into scenes you might not like as much.

There’s a difference in the options you get when you look at videos one or the other way. For example, you won’t get to look only for SD videos if you pick the category. I don’t know why, but this option is only available if you use the search bar. You’ll get to choose between SD, HD, and 4K videos, but if you pick the category, you’ll get to see all videos, or go for 4K or HD scenes.

Since we’re talking about vintage stuff, it makes sense that most of the stuff is going to look pretty bad, but that’s because that was the best resolution back then. However, you’ll still find some 4K videos and a lot of HD ones. There seem to be over 1.600 videos in 720p or 1080p, and you also get 60+ 4K videos. I’m guessing that these are remastered videos because there’s no other logical explanation.

Another difference is that you’ll get to choose between homemade and professional videos if you use the search bar. That’s not an option you’ll see if you pick the category, but the problem is that you will see 1.200 videos in both cases. Sure, there will be more specific videos, but you won’t know how much stuff is actually available.

As far as the duration goes, you’ll get the same options in both cases. If you’re into short videos, you’ll get to see over 150 videos that last under 5 minutes. You’d think that these are usually solo videos where guys jerk off, but you’ll see some fucking and sucking too. There’s also the option for videos that last over 30 minutes, and you’ll find over 450 of these scenes. Unlike the previous scenes, you can see pretty much anything you can think of in these videos.

Most of the stuff lasts between 5 and 30 minutes, so using that filter option won’t really make much of a change. You’ll still have thousands of results, so it’ll be the same as if you didn’t do anything. They should really consider making some changes to these options!

You won’t find cheaper memberships anywhere else

If I had to choose the best thing about FapHouse.com, then I’d have to say that it’s the membership. I mean, how many times have you found a site that offers over 2 million videos in total, and gives you unlimited access for only $10 monthly? That shit almost never happens, and that’s exactly what makes this site so fucking special.

You actually have 2 different memberships, but I won’t even bother talking about the slightly cheaper one because it has very limited access. Unlike that one, the ultra memberships let you watch all videos in the original quality, and you get to download up to 500 videos monthly. Sure, the premium membership that offers streaming only up to Full HD would get the job done with these vintage scenes, but you’d definitely wish you had picked the other one when you switch to another category!

Vintage videos that actually look better than expected

The first thing you’d assume about vintage videos is that they’re all in SD because they were made a long time ago, but the collection Fap House has to offer looks much better than you’d think. Sure, more than half of the collection is available in SD, but you also have over 1.600 videos that are in HD or higher resolutions. You even have 4K videos, but all these scenes are probably remastered because there’s no way they were made to look that good a couple of decades ago.

You’ll find around 4.000 videos at the moment, but the collection keeps growing because more stuff keeps getting posted quite often. There’s a limit to how much stuff will eventually get posted because we’re not talking about new stuff, but they’re still adding new stuff daily, so you won’t have anything to worry about, at least not at the moment. Even though you’ll need a subscription to check out all these videos, and all the other ones the site offers, you’ll get a pretty good offer, which is much cheaper than you’d expect!