PinkLabelTV

Can you guess where I’m taking you today? Golly geez, surely we're going to yet another gay porn site, right? Well, big noppers on that because we’re actually heading into the feminist territory! Hey, I’m writing this during Pride month, so I figured I might as well cover all my flavors of skittles while I’m around. I don’t know if you ever encounter one of these, but basically, the premise of these sites is that the woman’s likes and wants are taken into account when filming. What the fuck do women have to do with gay shit, you ask? Well, aside from being pretty and unique, feminist sites also do a shitton of queer rep and are no strangers to pulling some of the wilder bisexual cards and rarer sides of trans porn.

All of this is just me saying that my pansexual bros are coming out on top once again, but even my mid-tier bisexuals are going to be fine. When it comes to PinkLabelTV, I am like decently sure half of the whole site has guy-on-guy sucking with a bit of trans guys and bisexuals adding to it. Hell, even my more reserved asexual lurkers will have something to enjoy since the site does a lot of experimental shit and even pulls out some cute educational shots. I don’t know why feminist sites assume you guys can read for shit, but fuck, there are a ton of interesting blogs to go through. Video descriptions? Actual peak, and I'm not even joking about that. If Pinkie set out to reel in the rainbow, it has done it!

Aside from just dropping glaze and telling you a vague bedtime story about Pink here, what is the website actually about? Like, what do you get for your cash except validation? Aside from a small hill of lesbian porn, the site actually features some true and honest-to-god vintage porn. There are movies from the 70s, 80s, and 90s, some maybe older than that. There are new productions that go up to the current year, and I also noticed that clips tend to be a bit more indie. By indie, I mean you’re not gonna see them on your layman porn sites. And also, these tiny films have a neat tendency to win awards. To keep the dick fight short, your goods here are a mishmash of experimental, cinematic, and vintage smut!

Now, how the fuck does that look on the ground?

I’m not going to go into how the vintage pornos look because, well, they're old as shit and weren’t originally recorded digitally. It’s actually fine since that’s part of the charm, but fuck, I do like when the film is crystal clear. Whatever, they have better be worth the time, and boy, is it worth your time. Have you heard about Bijou? Not just the old movie masterpiece from the early 1970s, but the fucking theatre. Yeah, so, PinkieTV has some of the better films in spades here. Bijou Studio Classics, my lads, they are lounging on the silk-draped couches here, and I fucking love them for that. Some of their best works are here, like A Night at the Adonis, and Wanted: Billy the Destroying Angel.

They got a lot more than just this, so my vintage pals better not pass out from massive cum streams. But hell, let me make your existence even fucking harder. Do you know which vintage porn legends are here? The kind of men who fucked on film before condoms became a standard in gay movies? Jack Wrangler and Al Parker! You better be kneeling and opening your mouth to suck those vintage dicks before you watch anything. But don’t let this fool you into thinking PinkLabel doesn’t have anything worth watching. It has a lot of stuff modern audiences will love the hell out of. The vintage stuff is more of a neat bonus and like an actual museum feature that makes the porn site more than just a place to fap.

My oldie eyes saw some 500 videos on the site for streaming. The site doesn’t have dates on fucking anything, but I am pretty sure it keeps adding new stuff even now. The tagging system is something I managed to make work, and I mostly stuck to the “Boygasms: Masculine Sex Appeal” because I’m like decently sure this is where you get all of your gay butt fillings at. I was sandwiched between gay dudes and trans dudes, and that all added up to like 220+ films (up to 1080p), I think. Pinkie is a mixed site, but it likes its straight audience a shitton. I think you get a gay video once or twice a month, not counting whatever crayon combos some of their other clips are pulling. But if straight and lesbian shit is fine, then fire off!

Oh and a little heads up on that

So, the site isn’t exactly the most friendly thing if your whole sense of self-worth revolves around rating and reviewing fucking porn sites. I say this cause PinkLabel said it has 1000 videos in there but they’re not all in one place. And some even fucking occupy multiple spots! This is seriously not an issue if you’re here just to watch porn, but I was in hell of my making. I couldn’t be fucked to comb this thing! This is one of the few times a site bit me in the balls like this, but yeah. My film count is probably off, so maybe hop in with a bit more hope in your eyes than usual. I’ll just limp off into the next section.

Hot guys? What kind of hot guys PornDude?

Ok I fixed my balls, I think. Hot guys! I probably rattled your ear off about the TBoys in town, so let me talk about who else is here. The vintage men have their own dripping hot looks that make you want to lick them from toe to head. Many guys got hair on them and Pink tries to show off every body type around. The nonbinary and genderfluid actors are especially great, mostly because I never see their aesthetic around in ways that matter. Generally, the impression I get from the cast is “beautiful people in bodies they’re comfortable with” or some sappy shit like that. The men feel like some kind of arty exhibit is what I’m trying to say so leave me the fuck alone! I’m too uncultured for this shit.

All that talk but how does it add up to the prices?

Rich people love to live out their closeted BDSM fantasies on us poors by pulling some kind of shit like price blocking art behind some absurd paywalls. Luckily for you and me, Pink asks for a respectable amount of money and nothing else. It would be even fucking nicer if it also included downloads in some way, but nah, you can’t even throw your money at them to get that. You’re riding in solo, my lad! And look, something I really appreciate here is that there are no hidden dick-biting traps here. There are literally no hidden fees, higher rebills, or pre-selected sales to be found. No sus links, ads, or promos. Am I in heaven right now? No, PinkLabel is just damn nice!

Also, there are only two recurring sub options. The boring old drill here is to cancel them when you're done being a member, but I had no issues with Pinkie trying to behead me. Man, I'm not used to being treated this nice. 30-day sub is $29.00/month, which is a bit on the high end for streaming-only access, but I’ve seen the same situation in other places. The annual plan will gulp your cash in one installment as $119.88/year, which is about your usual standard price for a porn site. Nothing too fancy here, just good options.

Where does this story bring me to?

Alright, so I know this isn’t 100% gay, but I figure it’s gay enough for Pride Month, so yeah. Pinkie is like subscribing to a magazine in some fucked up way, and I can’t hate it. In a sea of mindless fap slop, I sometimes want to feel something. I know not all of you fappers are down for the kind of smut feminist porn makes, but hey, that’s gonna be your loss, not mine or the men of culture. Wanna see nonbinary dudes? Check. Wanna see some of the queerest high-production porn around? Yeah, it's in. And also, vintage porn, lads! Sounds like a good deal, so it landing depends on how good your taste in smut actually is!