Vintage Gay Movies

Sup, my lads! Some of you might have visited my Cadinot yap, but in case you hadn’t, this is the site that hosts that channel! As a bonus, you also get some extra vintage shit, so I’ll be going through the collection and seeing what the place is boasting about. To be honest with ya, I’m pretty sure VintageGayMovies isn’t that old as far as sites go. If my brain isn’t tweaking out from my last porn binge, then I think it launched in 2021 and then got swooped up by the Studio Presse network to be their injection of vintage movies. But that’s just a theory, a porn theory! Thanks for reading because I'm feeling decently professional today, so I might actually give you comprehensive info for once.

How stuff looks inside

If you wanna give this place a wider once-over, then what you need to hit is the studios button. The place offers you two options, and one takes you to everything Studio Presse has. I’ll give the big guy a handy a bit later, but for now I want you to stick to the local channels to actually see what’s up. The films I’m seeing are striking me with a great deal of 70s and 80s, but there is also a really good bit of 90s. The pre-condom Cambrian period is alive and well here, and then you also get to enjoy the condom transformation. I think I can hear dinosaurs roaring here in 480p because the fucking HD wasn’t invented when these films were made. It is what it is, only vintage posers complain about the quality.

And listen, I get if you don’t want to watch a garbled mess, but the films here are pretty watchable and probably the best you can expect from the era. As for how many channels there are, I counted 11 of them (my math might be shit), which looks pretty good. The catch here is that only 4 channels have more than twenty films to watch. The other seven can be as shitty as just 1 clip or DVD, or maybe passable with 11 videos. Let me name the fucking offenders here: Alexander (11), Berry Prod (8), Mackstudio (5), Universblack (4), and the tiniest dicks here belong to Citebeur, Triga, and Hotcast (1). In case you didn’t put two and two together, my fucking numbers in brackets are how many clips each channel has. It’s not that hard!

Maybe I'm being too clean for your smooth brain, but I don’t want to argue since I already busted my favorite cock sleeve today. For that, I’m going to be further shitting on your parade with an unfun fact: 2/4 of channels got less than 100 clips! Cazzo is here thinking that its 40 videos are a hotshot, and JNRC is dragging right behind it with its less-than-stellar 35 vid library. Sure, not all vintage studios pump out empires during their time, and maybe this is a complete collection, but I’m not going to be starting my Google search quest for this today, so I’m just stating how it is. And it’s not like 30 vintage movies are anything to shit on. Me being a spoiled ass is a personal choice, and I’m proud of it!

The two channels you will actually want to join for

I got a whole review for Cadinot here so you can gather your balls with all the info from there. But I know you fucks are the laziest dicks around, so I’ll be busting out some facts again. One, the channel is rotating content because the director passed away and there is only so much he managed to make. Older uploads get erased then phased back in as fresh, so my visit showed 273 clips and 45 DVDs. This number is gonna be different for you, so don’t point fingers at me for this! It’s literally not my fault! But yeah, if you want to see how the peak of French gay erotica looks like, Cadinot is the best fucking choice you can bank on. I might be biased, but it’s pretty up there!

As for the other channel that’s going to knock your socks off, well, I think this is the kind of shit every vintage gay porn fan is trying to find. My lads, let me show you the Bijou Gay Classics! There is a shitton of history packed into this name alone, and the wiki has a page for it. Simply put, this is the real shit. The kind of porn comparable to Evangelion and Cowboy Bebop for the anime fans. Course, there are only so many in existence, so this channel is getting the Cadinot treatment. Still, with 56 DVDs and 269 clips when I last looked, this is probably one of the actually better sources to watch the classics. Better stick to the DVDs for the full viewing!

So this is how it looks when you step back a little

Let me put all the numbers in the calculator, and what you get is 101 DVDs and 648 clips taken from said DVDs. I’ll be clearing up the downloads thing for this in a bit, but this is about time I finally bring up the huge bonus! Studio Presse, clear the way for it! Rub that cum in till it shines! Anyway, you get 30+ bonus channels, and all of that adds up to like 31000+ gay movies. It’s pretty huge! Well, not all of it is vintage, so it’s more of a general porn blessing. The site adds some 10+ updates per week if I remember correctly, so you’ll be swimming pretty well here, I think. Studio Presse is your usual mix of renting and buying porn site, but it’s not too senile.

Let me talk about the payment process and how you get downloads

First off, there is an unlimited streaming sub you can get. As the name implies, for one recurring subscription of $39.99/month. You first make a free account, and then you go for it. Boom, instant access to everything. I checked it, and it’s clean of any hidden fees. You will be pairing up with Epoch or PayPal here, so pick whoever is easiest to work with and cancel subs through. Now, you can get downloads, but it’s not as easy as just buying shit.

See, the site works on a tried and tested TKT system. A video might cost a few tickets, you unlock it, and it’s viable for like 3-7 days. You can stream it, yeah, but using TKTs on a video also unlocks downloading. Pretty sweet! If their FAQ is not lying its ass off, you can expect films to cost 1-10 tickets. You got a few bundles to work with here, too. The cheapo option is $3 for 5 tickets, or you can really throw your money at it and get 100 TKT for $30. These are not subs, so you just pay once, and the thing is attached to your profile till you use it up. I really broke this shit down in my Cadinot review, so scroll to the billing if you want to see me fail at math!

The thing you need to keep in mind here is that not every film includes downloads when you unlock it with your tickets. Like with how Cadinot doesn’t have any of its clips or DVDs up for grabs. I know I’m glazing my Cadinot too much, but man, I’m really proud of what I did there, and it has the info neatly laid out! I can’t possibly break down 31K videos and tell you what has and doesn’t have downloads, so you’ll have to look for yourself and see how it’s vibing.

Hey PornDude, what’s your verdict?

I weaponized my whining into a nuclear weapon, so I know more than anyone how grumpy I can sound. But even if VintageGay wasn’t attached to a massive network, I’d still greenlight giving it a look. Why? Simply because there are only so many spots where Cadinot and Bijou can be spotted in the wild. If you actually want to break into the vintage scene, then you need to watch these two legends at least once. I don’t make the rules, I fucking make sure to peer pressure everyone else into upholding them.

Let’s be real, Studio Presse is treating you plenty nicely with that streaming-only sub and no extra bullshit on the billing page. You roll in, get what you need, and you can walk out a happy rainbow. It’s enough to make a grown man cry, and it even brings you awesome vintage stuff. It’s not a godly option, but VintageGayMovies has some sizable meat packed between its legs!