There is a point in every guy’s life when he starts thinking about gay bondage. Sure, there’s all sorts of gay porno out there, more than you could possibly see if you didn’t stop jerking it from now until the end of the century. But most of that is boring, basic stuff that isn’t really worth talking about; you can only see gorgeous boys doing each other so many times before you start feeling like you’ve seen all there is to see. And that’s when you start looking into the more fun stuff… smooth leather, silky ropes, and hard wood (in more ways than one) come together to make something new and exciting. Now your horny ass just needs a good place to find it.
There are a lot of places to look for gay bondage online, though, and some are much, much worse than others. So to spare yourself from the endless crapfest of searching at random, you’ve turned to me, the wise sage of man-love on the internet. You have chosen well, my horny friend, because I’ve blown more hot loads than you’ve had hot meals; and today, I’m going to take a thorough look at IceGay.tv, and all it has to offer: Will the website stay cool under pressure, or is it going to get put back in the freezer?
Gay bondage, on ice!
When you first visit IceGay, one thing is immediately clear: at least half the name was correct, and spoiler alert, it’s not the “Ice” part. You’re immediately met with more meat than you know what to do with, like a virgin butcher at an elephant sanctuary. There’s tons of hot guys to enjoy, in many exciting positions and situations. There’s cuties with blindfolds getting railed, sweet holes getting fingered, and raw shafts getting stuffed into immobilized sluts.
There is a good variety of themes and situations, with an emphasis on roleplay and thraldom. If you’ve ever wanted to see a young, wiry piece of ass get tied down to a table and roughly jerked off, or a muscular Adonis hanging from the ceiling getting used and abused by his cruel captor, there’s plenty for you to like here. You can also look forward to lots of videos in well-lit offices and parking lots, if you fantasize about getting tied up somewhere a bit more risky (and I know you do).
There’s also a large amount of group sex videos, with three or more hunks getting into it together. Military camp group abuse, bathroom bondage gangbangs, and outdoor free-for-alls between the trees are just some of the videos you can expect to see. If you’re a fan of many men mutually masturbating, this is a great site for it. The only downside is that, like all gay porn, the gay bondage on here is often mistagged, and that’s especially true for the group videos; less than half of them actually seem to have any bondage whatsoever, and those that do are more often handcuffs or hands tied behind the back, if even that. If you and your dick are dedicated enough, you can definitely dig up some more interesting group scenes, but just be ready to make the effort.
The video selection is very good here, and although the endlessly scrolling design of the site makes it impossible for me to estimate how many there are, and the “past 24 hours” filter is just a lie because some of the videos listed there are from last month. Still, Icegay is a very active hub for gay bondage, which is good news if you need a constant feed of new boy-hole abuse; enough to satisfy all but the most jobless degenerates among you. And yes, that’s a challenge; I really think that you couldn’t get through everything here, because I’ve not seen the bottom after several minutes of scrolling, and I’ve got too much porn to look at to spend time playing Gay Bondage Archeologist. But if you feel brave, go get your hat and whip, and see if you can prove just how little you have to do in your free time.
Some more good news is that there’s no profiles or premium features to pester you with, so you can enjoy the man love at full speed. A good premium subscription can be great, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t want my five finger shuffle to get constantly interrupted by reminders that I could be giving you money for something I might not want. In fact, IceGay is almost suspiciously lacking in ads. If that makes you shake in your little booties, it should – but I’ll get to that in a minute.
On thin ice
The videos are all over the place in terms of quality, with the average video looking more like a leaked sex tape than an intentionally shot porno. This isn’t a bad thing, necessarily, because I know plenty of you nasty fucks like it when a video is grungy and realistic, but having some more “professional” looking videos in the mix can make taming the worm feel less monotonous. I like amateur porn as much as the next guy, it’s just nice to be able to switch over to videos that don’t look like they were shot in one of four locations: a basement, a barn, outside your mom’s house, or inside your dad’s office building.
It doesn’t help that the images and titles are even less helpful than usual. Half of the videos are named something useless like “Kevin 5” or “Alexei Tied Up”, with a thumbnail that just shows an ass strapped to something or two guys kissing. And there’s no preview on mouse-over, so you can’t even get a vague idea of the content of the video until it’s already going. You might as well be picking videos at random most of the time, because the only thing that you can trust about a video’s thumbnail is the duration of the clip.
And “picking at random” seems to be the uploader strategy, as well, because the categories and tags are a joke, and not a funny one. For every video that puts in the effort to have correct and useful tags, there’s two that make fuckups so severe it makes me wonder if they were actually typed out by a human, and not by a monkey throwing darts at a list of words. I have seen videos that are nothing more than two boys fucking each other, and they were tagged with “Straight”. Yeah, they’re as straight as my curved dick, and I use that thing to lift weights down at the gym.
I know what you’re thinking: “Well that’s okay, if you find a video you don’t like, you can just go back and pick another one, right?” Fucking wrong, because the website also pulls the incredible dick move of opening up your video in a new tab, while the previous tab now redirects to an ad site. Even worse, it doesn’t even do it every time, so you can’t actually predict whether a click will take you to an ad, or whether the page you just came from is now an ad, or both. The only good part of this shitshow is that it doesn’t seem to happen that often, so you’ll probably be able to put up with the occasional trick being played on you; but that feels like saying “It only kicks you in the balls once a day, so you can get used to it”.
The ice men cummeth
Icegay is disappointing, but in a way that pisses me off. There are some great videos to find that would satisfy any gay bondage lover, and if that was the end of the story, we’d all be happy and jacking it right now. Unfortunately, all that good stuff is buried under a website that sucks so hard, I could get off by sticking my dick into the monitor. It’s not hard to find a badly made porn site, but it’s a travesty when the content on that site is so good.
Should you visit it? That depends entirely on your tolerance for bullshit. If you’re ready to accept that you’ll just have to pick videos at random and hope they’re good, then you might just have a good time on Icegay. There really is a lot of good gay bondage, so you’ll almost definitely find some hidden gems if you’re ready to put in the work. But if you’re like me, and are entirely too tired to deal with websites that don’t respect your time and yank you around while you’re trying to yank your member around, then you can safely give IceGay the cold shoulder.
