Do you like to see some strapping bucks get bucked while strapped down? Of course you do, why else would you be reading this? As a fellow gay bondage lover, I know there’s nothing better than some juicy man-meat getting pinned in place, and seeing that boy just get used like a little immobilized toy. And we live in a golden age of leather, because there’s an infinity of websites to visit out there, filled with exactly that kind of fucking. And I am your Sherpa, here to lead you to the absolute peaks of the mountains of porn in front of us.
If I said the words “Gay men ring”, you’d probably think I’m about to tell you a joke; maybe something about “twinkle toes” or “dumb bells”. But no, it’s actually gaymenring.com, a site that’s been hiding in the background for a while now. And today, we’re going to give it a nice, thorough examination, inside and out. Let’s find out if it’s ready to be King of the Ring, or if it was a false alarm all along.
Gay bondage, no rings attached
GayMenRing doesn’t mess around, and delivers on the promise immediately. There are tons of hotties getting tied up and fucked, and the entire page is an endless sea of pink flesh, sweaty brows, and holes begging for a pounding. Hotties getting molested with a cucumber, bound and gagged hunks begging for mercy from their masters, twinks wriggling helplessly as they get wax dripped on them – you can find all the gay bondage you want, in any situation you can think of. You’ll quickly learn that there are no filters here, and I don’t mean the kind you use to make your cheap-ass coffee.
As you might have guessed from the title, GayMenRing hosts only gay porn, which is good news, because it means you’re much less likely to run into something you don’t want to see. Dedicated websites are almost always better for finding niche stuff, so don’t waste your time sifting through the garbage on bigger platforms if you want to get to that good, non-vanilla stuff. You don’t go to Pizza Hut if you want to get some quality ice cream, and you don’t go to mainstream sex sites for quality gay bondage.
If you like seeing boys with toys (and toys in boys), then you’ll find plenty to love. There’s a huge amount of dildos, dick pumps, anal hooks, beads and more, all to use and abuse the lovely lads who can only watch as their bodies get defiled again and again. If you think gynecologist chairs are just for gentler sex, think again; the sex I’ve seen dudes get in these videos is the opposite of gentle. Makes me think that it’s high time I sign up for a pelvic exam myself – it’s never too early for a checkup, ladies!
I know you all love the darkness (I certainly hope you’re not be reading this review in broad daylight, you sociopath), and so do the stars of these videos: dark basements, blacked-out rooms, nightclub bathrooms, midnight forests, and the classic castle dungeon are all here to keep our pasty heroes away from the harsh sun. You can find some daylight stuff too, if you’re into that for some reason, but that’s mostly reserved for milder stuff – if you wanna see the legends who get it on in broad daylight, you’ll have to dig a little harder to find them.
Enough porn to make your ears ring
There’s no such thing as too much gay bondage porn, but there’s definitely such a thing as too little. Unfortunately, I can not find out how much there is, because the website has an endless feed. I have entirely too much life to live, so I’m not gonna spend it diving for the fucking bottom of the list. But seeing as this site seems to be more than 20 years old, odds are good they’ve built up a healthy collection of videos to tantalize and excite.
There’s a lot of HD videos, as well, with a lot of professionally shot videos. While I’m the kind of guy who prefers to warm his meat sock to amateur videos, the variety is pretty great. On the flip side, some videos go very far in the opposite direction, with low resolutions and crunchy sound popping up often. And I don’t mean they looked like the camera man was clumsy, or that the video was made with cheap equipment; I mean there were moments where I thought I was watching a fucking horror movie, with terrible noises coming from the dark.
In fact, I’ve seen more than a couple of videos that were clearly recorded before the twin towers fell, because you can actually see the VHS artifacts. This can be charming, sure, sometimes I like to pretend I’m back in a more innocent time while I torture my flesh joystick; but these videos are in no way marked, and some of them even sneak into “HD” tagging, which is a fucking crime. If anyone can just mark an upload as HD, why even have the goddamn feature? So some dumbass reviewer would talk about it? Well I guess they fucking win, because here I am telling you that it’s ass.
On a more positive note, the website has an excellent playlist feature that works surprisingly well, and is a great alternative to opening up fifty tabs like a peasant, especially if you’re browsing on mobile. You can queue up all the videos you’re interested in, and then spend the rest of the session mindlessly yanking it as the videos switch themselves, with no ads or other interruptions to ruin your private snake-taming time
Speaking of ads, they’re pretty mild, all things considered. You get banner ads and the occasional obvious fake video thumbnail, but none of them get in the way of putting on the video and having some fun. If you hate redirects with the same passion I do, then good news, I haven’t encountered any in my time here either. So you can rest easy knowing that the video you click on is the video you get.
Or so you hope, because frankly it can be hard to guess what you’re going to get from just the thumbnail and the title. There’s no thumbnail video preview, and the images and names are more cryptic than the Mayan calendar. Don’t get me wrong, three out of four videos you can make a pretty good guess about what they’re gonna be about; but when I see “Pavel” and it’s just some confused hunk getting his nipple grabbed from offscreen, I cannot even begin to guess what this 45 minute video could possibly be about.
None of this is the end of the world, though, it’s just some roughness around the edges; I personally like it more when we save the roughness for the boys in the videos, but everyone has their kinks. The website does give you a lot of good tools, with tags and categories to help you track what you like, and the ability to search by uploader. It also lets you tag which porn stars are in the video, which is a great feature in practice, but a little wasted since less than 10% of these videos have actual named stars, and not just some backyard boys who wanted to have a little bondage fun.
A solid knock-out
I’m happy to say that GayMenRing didn’t disappoint me, even if it has some fucking annoying problems. But at the end of the day, you’re here to see gay bondage, and it’ll deliver on exactly that. With a good selection and some decent tools (that barely anyone uses), you will absolutely find something to enjoy on here.
You will especially love it if you get off to vintage videos, because there’s a lot of great ones here if you’re willing to look for them (and deal with some labeling issues). If you like costumes and roleplay, there’s plenty to love there too, with tons of crazy fucking situations, and of course, some Emmy-worthy acting – when I saw what happened to Big Cliff at the airport security checkpoint (that looks suspiciously like someone’s spare bedroom), I was driven to tears.
And if you’re excited by both roleplay and vintage material, I don’t know why you’re still here reading this – you should be running towards it full speed, unzipping your pants and getting ready to have a wild night. Just make sure that you don’t get your dick stuck in the zipper, because then the only Gay Men Ring will be your mom’s phone, when she gets a very embarrassing call from the hospital.
