Gay porn is one of the best ways to relax after a long, hard day of work – and I do mean Hard. Who doesn’t like to relieve stress with a short round of pocket rodeo while looking at some hot boys doing what you don’t have the time, effort, or sex appeal to do? But for some dudes, you can’t just get off to any bullshit, you want the hard stuff. Not just sex, but sex in chains, fucking with blindfolds, railings on racks. Gay bondage is what you want, and I’m here to tell you exactly where you should look for it.
Most of you slobs are too pathetic to ever get a real boyfriend, and you’re probably not going to start eating well and exercising in the next twenty minutes. And since you probably can’t afford a decent prostitute either, you’ll have to turn to the next best thing – Boyfriend.tv, a website made to fill that hole in your heart (or in your ass, whatever works for you). It’s time to give it a deep, penetrative examination, and find out whether we should ask the site out for a second date, or whether we should dump it like a week-old cheese sandwich.
My boyfriend’s gay bondage collection is bigger than yours
Boyfriend.tv doesn’t directly tell us how many gay bondage videos it has, which makes me think that it’s ashamed of its size. And it’s definitely got a smaller dick- I mean library than most sites:
with about 72 items per page and about 60 pages, that should add up to about 4000 – not tiny, but certainly smaller than average. And while I personally think that you can have a lot of fun with a small one, the problem is that Boyfriend.tv is stuffing its pants to make it look bigger. Many of the things on the search page aren’t videos, they’re fucking livestreams – gay ones, sure, but almost none of them actually have any bondage. No wonder they’re too embarrassed to tell us the fucking truth.
So how are the actual videos? They’re alright, I guess. There seems to be a decent variety of videos, with hunks from all over the world getting fucked and abused while strapped down (or up). Most of the videos are amateur quality, but not the fun kind, the lazy bitch kind: there’s plenty of chubby dudes with beards fucking in front of brick walls or on sofas in plain living rooms, and they rarely do more than some basic hand restraints or blindfolds. There were more than a few videos where I genuinely didn’t think there was going to be any bondage at all, until someone suddenly pulls out a pair of five dollar handcuffs, like they fucking forgot what kind of porn they’re making until the middle of the goddamn video. If you care this little about what you’re making, you should really just drop the pretense of it being kink content, you lazy fucks.
I will say, however, that the professional quality stuff is much, much better. For every five videos where some ex-Yugoslavian uncle is getting gently jerked off by his neighbor, there’s one video that’s going all out, with some serious kink shit going on and more professional production than the latest Marvel movie. I’ve seen a Taiwanese orgy with what looked like half a dozen pro wrestlers doing fucking insane things with harnesses, and I’ve seen oiled-up hunks torture each other like they’re trying to extract state secrets using only candle wax and their cocks. So you can absolutely find some excellent videos, as long as you’re ready to spend some time sifting through the worthless crap.
There’s also some more unique stuff on here, which I don’t see often on other websites. The most surprising one for me was how much animated gay bondage porno there was. I’m not really a big animation guy, but I know a lot of you immature fucks like to see cartoons get railed, so if that’s your thing, there’s a lot to see here. I will say, however, that the quality is all over the place. Some of the animations look like they could pass for a real animated movie (if it wasn’t for all the massive cocks graphic anal sex, I mean), but a lot of them look like they were made back when Flash was still a new thing. If you whippersnappers don’t know what Flash is, it was what nerds used to make short cartoons online before we had any better tools for it, and they usually looked worse than something a troubled child would draw for their therapist. The point is, be ready for some very inconsistent fucking quality.
Mediocre videos, mediocre extra features
Boyfriend.tv has more than just videos, but most of it seems like a complete waste of your jerkoff time. They have a playlist page, where you can see collections of videos made by other sad losers. Except I have no idea what to do with any of these playlists – almost all of them over 300 videos, along with worthless single-word names like “Yummy”, “Cock” or “List 9”. How the fuck is this useful to me? Like, yeah, no shit that the gay porno videos have cock in them. And no, I don’t know what the fuck List 9 is, or if it’s any better than Lists 8 or 10. At least a couple of playlists actually seem to be people trying to be useful, with lists like “Thai Vintage” or “Bodybuilders”, but most playlists seem to be limited to 333 videos, so why wouldn’t I just search for videos with those fucking tags?
There’s also a section that’s just for pictures, if you like to mangle your python to something more slow-paced. The pictures have tags too, so you can check out a couple hundred image galleries of gay bondage as well, but if I’m being completely fucking honest, it’s not an amazing list. There’s some high-quality photo shoots on the list, as well as a mixed bag of amateur ones and comics, so you might get lucky and find something worth a nut in here; unfortunately, at least half of them are AI slop, and a lot of them didn’t even have the decency to mark them as AI, so you’ll have to decide if you’re ready to deal with that horseshit if you want to find something good. Personally, I like to jack off to real humans, not shitty cartoons that all look the same, but hey, there’s all sorts of pathetic losers out there, so maybe they’ll appreciate it.
Finally, the site has not one, not two, but three different ways to find videos based on who made them. You have Channels, which are basically the profiles; and then Pornstars and Creators, which I genuinely do not know the difference between. Creators have a little checkmark next to their name, so maybe they appear in premium content? I looked at a few guys and that seems to be the case, but I just don’t care enough to do a full examination of that. Still, the site at least puts in some effort to help you find more stuff with the same dudes, so that’s good if you find a buck whose cock you fall in love with.
Oh, and before I forget – yeah, there’s ads. There’s tons of fucking ads. You get pages full of livestream ads before you can continue to a video, you get pop-ups when you start or pause a video, and you get ads for premium that just take you to a different website that promises access to over a million gay fetish videos, but the page was full of AI crap and didn’t show me a single bondage video on their huge list, so they can go fuck themselves.
I want to see other people
Boyfriend.tv is a site that’s just really fucking hard to give a shit about. Does it have gay bondage porn? Yeah it does, but it’s not that great of a collection. Does it have problems? Yeah it does, but most of them aren’t bad enough to make me want to leave. Does it do anything that makes me want to come back? No, it fucking doesn’t.
If you’ve never visited the site before and want to see some porn you haven’t seen before, or if any of the special features sound especially appealing to you, you’ll probably have an okay experience with the site. It’s far from the worst thing, and it has some unique videos that will be exactly what certain kinds of freak are looking for For the rest of you, though, you can do much better than Boyfriend.tv, and find yourself a man that treats you right.
