A lot of you dirty fucks out there have very specific tastes, and why shouldn’t you? When you’ve spent more time jacking off than you have talking to other human beings, it only makes sense you’d become desensitized to regular gay porn. So you get into the harder stuff, and one of the most varied and intense categories is bondage. And like every broke gooner on the internet can tell you, the only thing better than gay bondage is free gay bondage! Lucky for you perverts, the internet is full of exactly that.
I respect a website that doesn’t fuck around and just tells you what it’s about, and it doesn’t get much more honest than GayMaleTube.com. With a name like that, you know exactly what you’re getting; and that’s all the cocks you can handle, with no bullshit in your way. At least, that’s what I hope to see, but I’ve been disappointed more times than a loving Alabama school teacher, so I’ve learned not to trust a site until it proves it’s not shit. So, let’s find out if GayMaleTube’s selection of bondage deserves a high score, or if it’s going to need to repeat the fourth grade.
A massive selection of HD Gay Bondage
GayMaleTube comes out the door swinging, with a fucking impressive 350,000 bondage videos. I’ve reviewed sites that had fewer videos than that in total, so that they have such a massive collection just in one category is very impressive. What’s even more impressive is that more than half of that is HD, so you can look forward to thousands of hours of high-definition ass violation.
One thing I fucking hate about a lot of these websites is that, more often than not, half the videos in any kink category are just some regular, basic bitch gay porn with nothing to do with the category you wanted. GayMaleTube actually gets this right, though – I’ve watched a lot of videos here, and glanced over another few dozen pages, and I can tell you that every single video I saw really is gay bondage. So if you’re worried that you’ll get some weak shit, don’t worry your pretty little head about it.
In fact, not only is this the real fuckin’ deal, but many of the videos are hardcore, with an emphasis on Hard. Sure, you can find some more gentle stuff like boys with blindfolds or dudes with their hands tied behind their backs, but you will also find videos that get as fucked up as you want them to get: there are videos with hunks hanging upside down while being violated by multiple fuck machines, videos of hour-long slow torture sessions with wax or tickling tools, and all the way down to the really nasty shit like enemas, clamps, watersports, and pretty much any other perverted shit you can think of. And while I’m happy that the freaks out there have a website for them too, the more sensitive babies among you should be prepared to see some very scary thumbnails.
If I had one complaint about the video selection, it would be that 99% of the videos contain the exact same guy: a well-toned, fit, usually muscular white dude, aged 22-30. Normally this isn’t something I really care about, but this website has more dopey white dudes than a fucking Magic: The Gathering tournament. There’s maybe two videos per page that have black or asian guys, or an older dude or a twink, or the very rare chubby dude. If you don’t care about that kind of thing, that’s fine, but I know that I started to get a little bored of seeing the exact same copy-pasted jock getting his ass fingered in every single video. Gay bondage is all about variety and new things, so is it really unreasonable to want one of those new things to be a motherfucker who doesn’t look like the fucking gym bro from the local IT office?
You think there are no ads? Think again, fucko
I was suspicious when I first visited GayMaleTube, because there’s not a single ad to be seen – no banner ads, no popups, no videos marked as premium or sponsored, just an endless list of dudes fucking each other in chains and leather. Turns out, I was fucking right to be suspicious, because the site hides all of its bullshit in the place it’s gonna piss you off the most.
Let’s get this out of the way now: GayMaleTube does not actually host any videos itself. When you click on a video, it will take you to another website where the video is actually hosted. Now, this isn’t actually a bad thing by itself, it just means that this website is a hub where you can find content from other sites. And in some ways, that’s a good thing, because it means that the selection can be curated better and is less likely to have the wrong kind of porn in it, and it makes it easier to find the sites that have specific porn features you care about, like VR porn.
Here’s why this sucks though: when you get sent to a new site, you will simultaneously get hit by three different levels of ads: - A pop-up ad that opens up when you click on the video, sometimes not even opening the video until you click a second time
- The GayMaleTube tab you were just on gets redirected to a different ad page, without telling you that it just pulled that shit
- Whatever ads the destination website has, which almost definitely includes video player ads, more pop-ups, and redirect pages
Does that sound annoying? Too bad, because it’s about to get worse. When you come back to the GayMaleTube search, you are given an option to rate the video you just clicked on. You can’t click on the video again until you rate it, so you might decide that, sure, you’ll give it a rating, whatever. Congratulations, you just got fooled into opening yet another fucking popup by clicking on the thumbs up or thumbs down button. I’m starting to believe that this website was designed by a fucking mad scientist, who dedicated his life to destroying the gay community by making them look at so many ads that they give up on their porn and just turn straight instead. And honestly, if there wasn’t so much good porn to find here, his evil fucking plan might have actually worked, but thankfully internet porn goblins like you are probably used to watching ads 24/7.
And just in case you thought that was the worst of it, I saved the best for last: you know how I said that there’s no videos marked as premium? Well, that’s true, no videos are MARKED as premium – but they are absolutely fucking there, hidden in the middle of the free videos like a dog turd in tall grass. The only way for you to find out that a link is going to send you to some bullshit website’s subscription page is to click on it, and good news, that means that you’re going to see another 4 or 5 ads just trying to get back to the video list. If you look around in the website settings, there’s an option to filter it so that you only get free videos (or only premium videos, if you just love to spend money), so I guess it’s not the worst thing in the world; but it’s still bullshit that they hide that from you, and you wouldn’t even think to look for that until you’ve already fallen for it. So there’s your Pro Tip for the review: Click the settings button in the upper right, open “Pricing”, and hit “Free Only” to make your browsing much more fucking tolerable.
A great choice, if you’re patient enough
GayMaleTube undeniably has one of the best, most varied lists of gay bondage porn I’ve ever seen, and just for that, I recommend visiting it. Sure, you have to wade through a lot of fucking ads to get to the videos, but at the end of the day, you still get the video you wanted, and more often than not they deliver on their promise. Think of GayMaleTube like a trip to the zoo: It’s a huge place, you’ll see stuff you’ve never seen before, and you’ll probably be glad you came; you just have to accept the fact that, as long as you’re there, you’ll never be able to get away from the smell of shit.
