You’ve looked at gay bondage on every porn site you know of at this point. You’ve probably been searching for new sites, too, specifically to try and find new gay bondage porn, because you’re getting tired of all that old shit. Well you’re not alone, because it can be very hard to find new porn sites that are actually worth a fuck. And that’s why you’ve ended up here: You need someone who knows the internet like the back of his cum-stained hand to show you all the sexy sites you don’t know about. But today, we’re looking at one site that I absolutely guarantee that you’re already familiar with.
Google.com really doesn’t need any introduction or explanation, so I’m not going to waste our time with that. But is it really a good place to find porn? When you visit Google these days, it’s for stuff like finding local businesses, or looking up the latest news about something boring, or to get given wrong information by their dogshit AI; it’s not really the first website that most of us will think of when they think about finding gay bondage. But I’m feeling lucky, so let’s see if Google is better for finding porn than we think it is.
Everything, everywhere, all at the same fucking time
So here’s the thing about porn sites: they’re full of porn, and very little else. Your average porn site will show you a bunch of videos, image galleries, and maybe if they’re fancy, some extra bullshit like livestreams, forums, or premium services (which are really just videos again, let’s be fucking honest). The point is, visiting a porn site means that you are looking for one specific thing, and that you’re going to be getting that specific thing.
Google doesn’t work like that, because Google isn’t just a porn site, it’s a search engine. That means that when I look up Gay Bondage Sex on Google, sure, it will give me a bunch of porn images and links to porn sites… but it will also give me pretty much every other fucking related thing, too. That means that I’m also getting gay bondage comics, Reddits and forums where people discuss gay bondage, articles and think-pieces about gay bondage on news sites, blog posts where people talk about how much they like (or don’t like) it, sex toys that are both related and unrelated, and so on, and so on.
Now this isn’t necessarily a bad thing; maybe you’re just really fucking interested in reading some article about the gay BDSM community in New York, or absolutely obsessed with the idea of getting that fancy butt plug as an early birthday gift for yourself (because I doubt anybody else is gonna buy it for you). But if you’re interested in Google purely as a place to find porn, then unfortunately you’re going to be running into a lot of unrelated stuff. That is, unless you’re actually going to sit down and do some fine-tuning.
You see, Google is probably the most powerful search engine around, and that means that it has a whole lot of tools to help you try and find what you want. You have tons of ways to refine your search, if you know how to use them: you can pick specific date ranges, you can exclude certain words from your search, make your search specifically look for words in the title, and so on. It also has a search function that actually works (or at least it used to) compared to most porn sites; so if you type in, say, “Gay bondage, Asian, Wax, Gangbang”, you’re actually going to get at least a couple of videos of exactly fucking that.
All of the Gay Bondage on the internet, maybe even too much
So, now we’re looking at our Google image results for gay bondage. And it’s definitely exactly what you expect to see: a bunch of links leading to actual porn sites, videos of all sorts of boys getting up to naughty things with belts and ropes, and some occasional non-porn stuff on the side. And the stuff that isn’t just porn videos can actually be cool as well, if you’re able to distract yourself from your raging erection for a few minutes. You can find instructions on how to make your own bondage equipment, sex position guides, and even places to meet other guys who are into bondage… of course, all of those things are only useful if you’re actually someone who goes outside and can meet new people, which makes a lot of this shit useless to most of you losers.
Still, not a bad deal at first glance, right? You get all the porn there is on the internet, some fun extra stuff to enrich your jackoff experience, and tools to help you find the stuff you want more easily. Well, that’s all nice and good until you make the fucking mistake of scrolling down for more than a couple of pages, and then you start to realize why more people don’t do this.
The thing is, Google has another thing that it does differently than a real porn site, and this one is a much bigger problem: the further down you scroll for any search, the more off-topic the results start to get. If you need an example of what I mean, go to Google images right now and search for something innocent, like say, “Birthday Party”. At first, you get exactly what you think you’re going to get: pictures of birthday parties, people standing around a cake, decorations and party hats, you get the idea. But then, the further down you scroll, the more you start seeing some fucking weird shit – pictures of random food, dinosaurs wearing a party hat, a single pink pillow from Amazon, and some fucking Ska band. The further down the list you go, the more Google starts giving you more and more fucking unrelated things, because it assumes you would have stopped at the first page if you got the thing you want.
Can you fucking imagine how stupid it would be if you went to a porn site, typed in “gay bondage”, and after a few pages started getting pictures of fire trucks and tourism offers? Now, understand why Google is doing this, because like I said before, it’s not JUST a porn site, so it isn’t made to JUST show you porn. But that does mean that if you’re here solely to try and find some new videos to peel your meat carrot to, it’s going to be a fucking hassle.
There’s another problem, which is that Google likes to show you the most popular results for any search. In other words, every search you make is going to be filled with the same 10-ish sites you already know about and are probably sick of – why else would you be looking for porn here, if you were ready to just go to one of those sites again? And of fucking course, seeing the most popular results means you’re going to see the most basic, boring porn there is to see, which means that discovering the cool, fucked-up weird shit is going to be much more difficult. And I know at least one of you morons is going to say “Well you can just make a more specific search for the weird stuff, then”, to which I say: No shit, Sherlock, but people who are looking for new shit probably don’t know what it’s called, or they’d already be fucking looking at it!
An okay place to start, but not much reason to stay
I won’t lie to you, it’s fucking weird trying to rate Google as a place to find porn. Somehow it feels dumb to even try, but I’m sitting here looking at a bunch of gay bondage videos on Google.com, so I guess that, yeah, technically it counts. But is it any good?
I think Google’s tools and sheer fucking size make it a good starting place for a beginner, or for a grizzled jerk-off veteran who is completely out of fucking ideas. You can scroll around for a while, see what there is to see, and maybe find a site, a porn star, or a kink that you haven’t seen before. But once you find that new thing, you’ll probably just go to whatever site that new thing is on, where you’ll find even more shit you’ll like, so you won’t really have any reason to come back to Google. It’s an alright place to start, but unless it’s literally your first fucking time, you’re probably not going to cum somewhere else.
