You know what’s better than gay sex? Gay sex where at least one of the guys is tied up, blindfolded, or in some other way unable to see what’s coming or get away from it. That’s right, gay bondage is the best thing for anyone who likes to have a bit more spice in their life; whether you’re someone who’s gotten bored of “ordinary” porn, or if you’ve just always been a freak who loves the idea of getting restrained and disabled while you get dicked down, there’s no acceptable fucking alternative. The only problem is that you can’t always (or ever, for most of you losers) find people who are down for a little BDSM, so the next best thing is to find some porn online and enjoy yourself.
Today we’re looking at a site called Erome.com, and I can’t tell if I’m supposed to pronounce that like the capital of Italy. But we’re not here for tourism or fucking pasta sauce recipes, we’re here to see if it’s actually worth visiting for gay bondage porn.
A pathetic collection of gay bondage galleries
Erome is a little fancier than most porn sites: whereas your typical porn destination will show you a big list of videos or images, Erome organizes its smut into galleries. Open a gallery, and you get a big scrolling list of images and/or videos. This website is clearly designed with a priority for mobile users, so if you’re the kind of busy pervert who prefers to yank your lizard on the go, this site is for you. Unfortunately, that’s probably the nicest thing I’ll say about this piece of shit for a while, so strap in.
Let me immediately spoil the rest of the review right now: the selection here fucking sucks. There’s less than 100 total galleries here for gay bondage, and while the average size of a gallery can vary, on average there’s about 10 pictures and maybe 2-3 videos in a single gallery. There are a couple of huge galleries with over 50 images and videos, but those are not the majority. If I’m being extremely fucking generous, we’re looking at maybe 1000 videos in this entire category. I’ve seen websites with more videos on a single fucking page, let alone in their entire collection.
But oh wait, I actually fucking lied to you, because of the galleries in this category, less than 10% of them have any motherfucking gay bondage in them! In fact, it’s pretty much all trans girl content - almost every goddamn gallery I’m looking at here is shit like “chubby trans slut”, “black trans slut sucking dick”, “latina fake boob trans”, and so on. I like a cute trans whore getting plowed as much as the next guy, but I’m pretty sure I asked for fucking gay videos with fucking bondage in them, and there’s as many gay bondage videos here as there are clowns in America without a fucking criminal record.
And in case you’re wondering, no, this isn’t me being a moron who doesn’t know how to search a site. I tried changing the settings, I tried different wordings like “Gay BDSM” and so on, but no, there’s just nothing for me on this goddamn site – it’s pretty much nothing but onlyfans slut girls and their fucking trans girlfriends. If you just started looking through random windows while walking down the street, you’re likelier to see some gay bondage going on than you are to see on this piece of shit.
Shitty selection, shittier search tools
But hey, let’s be optimistic and look at the tiny handful of galleries I’ve found that actually match what I searched for. Who knows, maybe the porn I find is just so fucking amazing that I’ll take back everything bad I’ve said (spoiler alert, dumbass: it isn’t.)
Of the videos we have here, all of them are very simplistic amateur content. There’s a few galleries with mostly older dudes engaging in slave play, usually with a big hairy guy dominating a smaller, skinnier one, before putting him in a rack to get fucked. It’s not exactly novel, and the dudes both look like your high school history teacher, but at least it’s fucking bondage. I’ve also noticed that all of the videos here seem to have been recorded on the camera of a 2008 cellphone, which is bad news unless you like to jerk off to fucking found footage horror movies.
The other most common type of “bondage” porn here is extreme close-ups of cocks or assholes being tortured by their owners. Things like chastity cages, whips and dildos, but also multiple galleries of the most confusing fucking thing, which is putting lollipops up your ass. I have no idea who came up with this fucking idea, and I think it’s incredibly stupid. Have you ever touched a wet lollipop? Can you even imagine feeling good when you’re trying to jam that fucking thing up your cornhole? I absolutely cannot understand what the appeal is, unless you just get really fucking excited about the idea of ants crawling up your ass.
You can find a couple of more traditional bondage and torture galleries, with muscly boys tied to the ceiling and getting whipped, punched, and eventually fucked. You can also find a similar number of galleries that are the same, except you replace “muscly boy” with “crossdressing sissy”. There’s absolutely nothing new or unique here, and I honestly have nothing to recommend keeping an eye out for, because it’s the most basic shit in the world. If you don’t know how this type of video looks, it must be your first time looking at gay bondage porn – and if that’s the case, I’m so fucking sorry that this piece of shit website had to be your first experience with it. I promise that there’s much, much better stuff to find out there.
There’s one other guy who is, for me, the mascot of erome’s gay bondage section. He’s an older guy, balding but still pretty fit all considered, who stars in multiple galleries of himself being hogtied on the floor. Every single gallery is of him, from the same fucking angle, in the exact same fucking position, with his legs up in the air and his arms tied behind him. Each gallery has about ten pictures, and every fucking one is the exact same. I want to be clear about this – I love and respect this man, because he’s pretty much singlehandedly keeping this fucking tragedy of a bondage category afloat. He must have a serious humiliation kink, and that makes perfect sense to me, because getting off to being humiliated is the only reason I can think of for anyone to post their shit here.
I’ve barely said anything about how the site works, because honestly, there’s very little to say. When you click a video, it opens it up in a new tab while it quietly redirects the page you were just on to a fucking ad, because this site was made by assholes who want to make sure that you’ll never come back. The video player is shitty, loads slowly, has only minimal controls, and doesn’t even take motherfucking keyboard inputs – honestly, what’s the last time you watched a porn video and realized you couldn’t hit space to pause it? This site sucks so hard, I’m starting to believe that it’s a secret alien conspiracy to destroy humanity, by making our porn sites so bad we lose the will to live. And it’s fucking working.
I genuinely cannot think of anything nice to say about it
Erome might just be the worst site for gay bondage that I’ve ever seen. There’s absolutely nothing here for you if you want to see dudes in belts: the actual selection is smaller than a mosquito’s testicles, the few galleries that they do have are boring and amateur, and the rest of the website is a hot mess of stupid shit. Every button on the top bar leads you to AI slop, the search function seems to be haunted by angry fucking ghosts, and even when you actually manage to find something, the site wants you to fucking leave and hits you with redirect ads.
The only situation – and I mean the ONLY fucking situation – where I can ever imagine using this website is if you’re a mobile user who needs a mediocre porn site, and you don’t actually want to see any gay bondage at all. But at that point, why the fuck are you still reading this review? Go play fucking Clash of Clans or something, it has the same amount of ads, and it has more gay dudes in leather than Erome.
