Gay bondage has more going for it than it might seem on the surface. Sure, if you boil it down to the most basic level, it’s just dudes fucking each other, but with leather or rope somehow involved. But once you start thinking about it, it’s probably the most intense kind of sex you can get: you’re being tied up, restrained, blindfolded, gagged, and all sorts of shit like that – and suddenly, there’s an element of fear and anticipation. You’ve given up control, you don’t know what’s going to come next, and you have no choice but to lie there and take it. In other words, it’s all the fun parts of getting abused in prison, but without having to deal with the fucking cops.
I really don’t think you can get a more powerful name for your porn site than Sex.com. I can only imagine how fucking pissed every other porn site is that they didn’t get the name first, and frankly, I’m a little pissed too. It’s the same kind of power move as having a recipe site called “Food.com”... which probably exists now that I think about it, but I’m not going to waste any time checking, because we’ve got a review to get to. Let’s see if Sex.com lives up to its name, or if it’s a massive fucking waste of potential.
They weren’t kidding, there’s definitely sex here
If you’re going to have such a potent title, you better have the website to back that shit up. Fortunately, Sex.com delivers, because it’s easily one of the most professional porn sites I’ve ever seen. The site is as slick as a freshly lubed ass, with a shitload of features and pages to check out. But the real star here is the porn, and you better believe there’s a lot of it.
There are about 1,100 gay bondage videos here, which isn’t exactly the most amazing size. But just like your mom, Sex.com clearly cares more about the quality of the fucking than the quantity, because all of the videos here are professional quality and high definition. There are very few clips shorter than 10 minutes, although many of them aren’t longer either (but I’ll get to that in a moment.)
You’ll see lots of handsome hunks and twisty twinks getting reamed ten ways from Tuesday, and for fucking once, it really is all gay bondage porn. There is no “soft” bondage or girls getting involved, which is so fucking refreshing after basically every other porn site in the world stuffs my searches with completely unrelated shit. Every single video here is going to feature exactly what you want: attractive men in bondage doing some filthy shit, and nothing else.
One thing I immediately noticed is that almost all these pornos have above-average sets and costume design. Personally, I’m fucking tired of every single gay bondage video I see taking place in either a bedroom, a grimy dungeon, or a disgusting abandoned building. Good news, then, because these horny fucks do it in pretty much any location you can think of: Gyms, restaurants (and restaurant fridges!), hospital rooms, carefully decorated storage lockers, and all sorts of other shit. These guys keep changing location so much, you’d think that the fucking IRS is after them.
If you’re a big fan of medieval torture, you’ll also be happy to hear that there are plenty of videos that involve complex rigs, racks and swings. I’ve seen dudes strapped into spinning wheels, sex seesaws, and my personal favorite, incredibly complicated fuck machine rigs that look like they’re designed to torture confessions out of aliens. There’s plenty of simpler videos where it’s just a guy tied to a table, of course, but when you see as much porn as I do, you learn to really appreciate novelty.
Excellent gay bondage porn, but they want you to pay for it
Sex.com is a classy, professional site for classy, professional buttfuckers, and it isn’t shy about it. The bright side of that is that there’s no annoying ads to get in the way of your porn – there are no banners or popups, no ads before videos start, and no scummy redirects. No, instead, you will be constantly fucking pestered into signing up for their premium service. And while I personally prefer a site that goes all-in on premium than a site that has ads, Sex.com goes a little too fucking far.
Everything on the site is black and white, except for the premium buttons, which are all pink, so that they stand out. That wouldn’t be too bad on its own, except they also make the premium buttons animated, and they put massive pink “Premium” banners on videos in your search. This is already kind of shitty, but it becomes upgraded to complete fucking crap when you realize that a lot of videos that aren’t marked premium are, in reality, just clips taken out of premium videos that you can buy. I’d call this evil, but my mother always told me that you should never think that something is evil if it could possibly be considered stupid instead; so in conclusion, whoever did this is more fucking stupid than the devil.
The worst part is, the premium gay bondage videos aren’t even actually that great. Sure, they’re longer than the free ones, and one of them has Spiderman in it for some reason, but realistically it looks like you’re just getting the exact same shit you get in the free section. Maybe the premium content is better for other categories, but that’s not really my problem.
I’ve got a few other problems, while we’re at it. First off, the search is pretty on-point in terms of giving you the exact thing you want, but there are literally no filter options to help refine your search. You can’t even sort by date, which is such a basic fucking feature that it feels like I’m being trolled when I don’t see it. The only option you have is to make the thumbnails smaller, which… okay, cool, now it’s even easier for me to see how many duplicate videos there are.
Oh, did I forget to mention? Yeah, Sex.com has a pretty bad duplicate video problem. Of the 48 videos on the first page, literally nine of them are fucking duplicates. That’s pretty fucking embarrassing for what’s supposed to be a professional site, but to be fair, that’s not a search issue, that’s the uploaders being greedy shitlords and putting up multiples. On the other hand, when any moron can see that some channels upload not two, not three, but FOUR fucking duplicates of certain videos, you have to wonder how crap the site staff is at keeping their supposedly professional users in check.
Other than the porn, Sex.com provides some other fancy features. There’s a store, but that just doesn’t work, so I hope you weren’t looking forward to buying a Sex.com t-shirt. There’s also a Wellness section full of all sorts of articles, which is probably a good idea, because god knows that you barely-functional fucks don’t know how to take care of yourselves.
Finally, my absolute favorite feature is the Podcasts section, which I absolutely recommend checking out, because it’s filled with some of the wildest shit I’ve ever seen. There are some amazingly bad ‘documentaries” that look like rejected Netflix slop, and there are incredibly cringe “shows” that look like a talk show until they suddenly start fucking. But the absolute funniest videos are the ones that are just straight-up hour-long podcasts with various porn stars; and while some of these people seem nice, you’re also going to see some of the most insane fucking people on the planet share their absolutely comical opinions on porn, life, and whatever else shit they can think up. So if you feel like laughing after you finish jerking off, I highly recommend checking it out.
It’s not as good as sex, but it’s still pretty nice
Sex.com managed to deliver on the promises that its name makes: There is a decent amount of great gay bondage porno, with premium options if you’re desperate for more; and while the extra features are hit or miss, even the worst ones don’t really ruin the experience.
The only real problem is the sheer amount of duplicate videos, which unfortunately means that the actual amount of different videos is probably less than 1000, but I can’t be fucked to actually count how many that is. But even if it’s a small collection, it’s one of the best ones I’ve ever seen in terms of quality, and for many of you perverts, that’s the thing that really matters.
