Some people think that gay bondage is something new, invented in the last few decades to give mothers something new to worry about. But really, it’s been around as long as civilization has – ever since the first peoples figured out how to make rope, they also figured out that they could tie each other up with it while fucking. But you don’t have to worry about learning anything about history today, dumbass – the only thing you’ll be learning about is where to find the best gay bondage porno online.
You know what else is fucking ancient? Bulletin board systems, which are the grandfather of all the awful social media you subject yourself to today. If you don’t remember life before smartphones and TikTok dances, a bulletin board is what we’d call a “Forum” today – someone posts a thread, other people reply to that thread, and so on. And today’s review is about one such website, PornBB.org. So let’s dive in and find out whether this dinosaur is a blast from the past, or if it’s just a blast from my ass.
Thousands of pornos, the same way that your dad used to find them
Like I said before, PornBB is a full-on BBS forum. That means that there are no video players, galleries or other things you expect from a porn site today. Instead, you get a bunch of threads and posts on a forum that you can search. People who upload videos will usually post the title and cover art, along with the movie’s stars, porn categories, and some extra details like duration and resolution. The only other thing you get is a single image that has a bunch of screenshots from the movie, so you can get a general idea of what it looks like; this is the BBS version of seeing a clip of the video when you mouse over the thumbnail, except crappier.
The porn itself is pretty excellent, with lots of different types of gay bondage and BDSM to find. You can find both newer and older movies here, with every kind of dude and situation you can imagine: From sex dungeon adventures with some tied-up twinks, to torture fantasies where rich guys abuse hunks of all sizes, there will absolutely be something here that you’re interested in. And you don’t have to worry about needing an account or premium services here: the good old internet was really fucking nice when it came to the communal spirit of sharing assfucking movies.
You might have noticed that I’ve been using the word “Movie” a lot, and that’s not an accident: the average thing you’ll find on PornBB is a full-length film, averaging about an hour in length. That might be bad news for the degenerates who aren’t able to pay attention to the same thing for more than 20 seconds at a time, but it’s pretty great for the rest of us.
It also means that you can expect professional quality out of most of these movies; or at the very least, higher production values than your average crappy phone recording of a shaky hump in a dark room. These motherfuckers have sets, cameras, lights, and occasionally even a script – although we all know the quality of the average porn story. I’ve been looking at porn movies for my entire life, and I still honestly can’t tell if these scripts are bad on purpose because they think it’s funny, or if they’re just fucking incompetent.
A throwback to the days of gay bondage on VHS
If you’ve ever seen porn from the golden ages (or the fucking dark ages, depending on who you ask) of the 70s all the way through the 90s, you probably noticed that it’s a lot different than how your typical online porno looks today. Modern pornos are loud, fast and intense, like getting chased down a corridor by a baboon with a gun. The older porno, by comparison, is slower, smaller, and more intimate (and I don’t mean there’s more kissing). Instead of being recorded in massive mansions or penthouses that look like video game levels, retro porn is often on small private sets, made for a few hundred bucks in a small studio or someone’s basement. If you couldn’t tell by this point, pretty much all of the gay bondage on PornBB is in the “retro” category.
Now don’t get me wrong, being smaller and slower doesn’t mean that it’s any less intense than the screeching fuckfests of today. The stars of these videos are subjected to just as much abuse, and are getting railed just as hard as anyone else. The only difference is that the technology and technique for recording them is different, so the production has a certain kinky softness to it that makes the older sickos feel nostalgic, but might leave a lot of the strapping young men of today bored. But maybe some of you younger fuckers would benefit from a little history lesson, see just how fucking easy you have it today.
Another thing that’s way fucking easier today is searching. Pretty much every porn site in the fucking world today has some amount of control to help you adjust your search: Sort by date or by popularity, filter by duration or categories, whatever. But no, PornBB gives you the world’s tiniest search bar and tells you to go fuck yourself. This is kind of a two-edged sword – since everything is (usually) listed in post descriptions, if you know exactly what you’re looking for, it’s easier to find than a casting couch actress who “never tried anal, but is willing to try”. On the other hand, if you don’t have a very specific video in mind and just want to browse, you’re pretty much at the mercy of whatever random-ass sorting system the website uses.
Another way in which PornBB is a lot like renting porn from a VHS store is that you just have to pick something that sounds good off the shelf, and hope that it’ll be what you wanted once you get back home. When you eventually pick a movie, you don’t just get to download it from the website, you get redirected to another classic ancient file hosting platform, where you can choose between paying money to download with the premium “Fast Option” (which I’ve never heard of anyone doing in my entire life), or clicking on the fucking ridiculously slow “Free Option” and waiting over an hour to download the movie… if the download doesn’t freeze or fucking time out, of course. You wanted retro? Well it doesn’t get much more retro than downloading a porno today so you can actually fucking watch it tomorrow.
Of course, the biggest advantage of downloading porn this way is that you have absolute control over your yank materials. Once you have the file, it’s completely yours – you don’t have to worry about any ads or pop-ups or other bullshit, and you don’t have to worry about whether it’ll cut out halfway through to tell you where to find the full video. The full video is yours, baby, and nobody can take that away from you… as long as you’ve got the storage space for it, of course. And while it’s fucking sweet to have that amount of ownership of your porn, it’s still definitely a lot less convenient than feeling horny, going to a porn site, clicking a video, and finishing, all in under 15 minutes.
A great porn archive, for those willing to go the extra mile
I really think PornBB is a really great gay bondage resource, as long as you’re ready to accept all the hassles and annoying slowness that come with using a BBS to get your porn. Searching and downloading for things takes a lot of time, and many people won’t be willing to wait that long just to blast out a semen sample. But if you’re not a wuss and are ready to invest some time and effort into your porn, you’ll be rewarded with a truly excellent library of full-length, high-quality movies, to beat your meat to for years.
Just be ready to treat yourself to an extra-large external hard drive, because this shit can get addictive – once you get past the initial hurdles, you might just fall in love with building your own personal, offline library of meat molesting material. Masturbation is an exercise that everyone participates in, but for the aging motherfuckers on PornBB, it’s a full-blown hobby.
