Gay bondage isn’t for just anybody. You have to be a special kind of perv, someone who gets turned on by the idea of getting dominated by bigger, stronger men, and getting fucked by someone who controls you while you can’t do anything about it. Or, alternatively, someone who loves the idea of abusing someone who not only can’t resist, but is actually really fucking excited about being put in this terrible situation. In other words, gay bondage is a lot like owning a Tesla.
There’s a little website called Reddit.com, that calls itself “the heart of the internet”. I’m sure you have heard of it, and if you haven’t, then I fucking wish I was as innocent as you are. It’s a website where you can find pictures, links and discussions of pretty much anything you can think of, from politics to gaming to basket weaving… and, of course, porn. But the question is, is it actually a good platform to go to if you just want to jerk off?
Gay bondage has never been so varied
We’re going to talk a lot about this website, but before we do, I need to tell you right now: If you want to look at NSFW materials on Reddit, you’re going to need to make an account and enable 18+ content. Because this site is meant to be a hub for pretty much everything you can think of, it’s meant to be accessible to grandmas as well as hardcore perverts; but instead of letting nana see some hot dicking by herself, they instead pussied out and decided to hide all the adult stuff behind a profile setting. So if you don’t like giving your email to some fuckass corporation, I’m afraid this is where the review ends for you.
For the rest of us, welcome to one of the biggest repositories of amateur porn in the world. People who post on Reddit are almost always posting things they’ve recorded themselves, so get ready to see some of the most home-made porno you’ve seen in your life. You will see all the phone camera footage of bondage you can handle, and let’s be honest, most of the people you’ll see here are pretty average. Sure, on average gay amateurs definitely take better care of themselves than the straight boys do, but you can still look forward to a lot of pasty asses, chubby fellas and toneless twinks. Of course, that’s not necessarily a bad thing, because a lot of people are into just that kind of thing, and if you look you can definitely find some more professional videos with dudes who look more like “traditional” gay porn stars; but on average, a lot of what you’ll see is exactly what you first imagined when you heard the phrase “gay bondage with Reddit users”.
You get something specific, or you get quantity, but never both
There’s actually two different ways to look at gay bondage on Reddit, and both have their pros and cons. First, you could in fact just go look for “gay bondage” in the site’s search bar, and be presented with all the posts that it finds. And if you do that, you will get stuff from across the entire website that matches your search, meaning that
you will get fucking hundreds of thousands of pictures and videos, of every type and format that you can possibly imagine. You can, in fact, just turn off that safesearch bullshit, and spend the next few days of your life doing literally nothing else but scrolling down and jacking off, without ever hitting the bottom (assuming your dick doesn’t fall off fist).
The problem with doing that, however, is that Reddit’s search is dogshit, and has no real tools to help you sort through all the shit you get. So while you’ll get gay bondage, you will get absolutely every single thing that anyone ever thought to call gay bondage; that means you’ll see videos of hunks getting porked while hanging from the ceiling, sure, but it also means that you’ll see shit like furry bondage, permanent BDSM journals, fantasies about straight guys getting turned gay, all sorts of crappy sex cartoons, and my personal favorite, gay bondage comedy posts. While I’m sure that you fuckers will be interested in some of this shit, there is absolutely no fucking way that you’re going to be into all of it, or even most of it. There’s absolutely too much shit here, and not having any control over it means that, between the videos you actually fucking want, you’re gonna be spending a lot of time scrolling through random bullshit that you don’t want, and some of that bullshit might suck enough to scare your boner away. So in other words, using the main search sucks ass.
The second way of finding porn on Reddit is to find a specific Subreddit that you’re interested in. Because each Subreddit is focused on a particular niche or category of porn, you’re able to find specific things that you want, and then look at a bunch of stuff that’s only in that category. And while this is definitely the better option, it still has some big problems. First of all, if you’re looking at a specific Subreddit, that means that the total amount of posts you can see will become much, much smaller. And because this is fucking Reddit, there’s going to be multiple Subreddits with the same topic, so if you want to go from /r/gaybondage to r/Gay_Bondage or whatever, you can look forward to seeing a bunch of the same fucking dudes again.
The other thing is that, as you might know, each Subreddit is its own community, with its own regular posters. And when it’s a relatively niche topic like gay bondage porn, it’s not uncommon for a Subreddit to have maybe 5-6 different local celebrities, with a few other chucklefucks to fill out the numbers. In other words, on most Subreddits, 90% of the posts are going to be the same handful of assholes, over and over, until you get so bored that you forget you were here to jerk off in the first place. Sure, you might end up really liking one of the regulars on a particular Subreddit, but if I’m being brutally honest, the regulars that post the most are also the most boring fuckers in that community by far. So at the end, you end up scrolling through the sub, only to see that every third post is by the same chubby fucker, with his dick in the same chastity belt, toying himself in the same position on the same bed.
Of course, I couldn’t make a review of Reddit without pointing out that it’s a community-based website first and foremost, so most posts will have comments on them. And let me tell you, Reddit porn comments are some of the dumbest porn comments I’ve seen in my life. These fucking nerds put more effort into their comments than half the creators put into their videos, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more pathetic than someone starting an argument in the comments below a porn post. Do yourself a favor and just stay the hell away from them.
I have Reddit twice, and I don’t like what I have seen
Reddit is a website for everything, and that includes porn. But just because it has porn, doesn’t mean that it’s an especially good porn site. And that turned out to be true, because my time scrolling Reddit for pornography felt less rewarding than trying to make myself cum by hitting my balls with a hammer. The website is slow and painful to navigate, and even though the porn can potentially be pretty damn good, to me it doesn’t feel like it’s worth the effort.
Should you use Reddit to find gay bondage? Maybe, if you’re used to the website and are okay with it being much slower to use than a regular porn site, with a very mixed bag of quality. Or, if you want to get more fancy, you could try to find one of those websites or programs that lets you open up a search or a Subreddit as an image gallery, making it much easier to navigate and browse. Except, of course, Reddit hates it when people actually try to make their site less shit, so these alternate sites are often shut down by changes made to Reddit to ensure that they share those files. So congratulations, Reddit, you successfully made sure that it sucks to scroll your site for porn – I guess I’ll just have to go back to not using the piece of shit instead.
