Xhamster French

Wild French west

If love was in the air on bigger porn sites with the gay and French folk, they’ve abandoned it on XHamster. Holy moly, these people don’t fuck around with the usual cuddly stuff I’ve seen when it comes to the French. It’s a nice break from all the boring kissing, loving and dry humping I’ve seen so far. Finally, a place to go where you can watch raw stuffing and leave feeling dirtier than you did before. There’s no space for post nut clarity here. Get ready to enter the trenches of dudes calling each other little bitch. They’re speaking my kind of language.

Thank fuck, I’m not going to be subjected to more cuddling and loving make out sessions. Strap in and leave your strap on at the door. You won’t need an extra cock where we're going. The extra cocks are already here. Loving twosomes have been swapped out for nasty threesomes. Personally I’m confused as to where a second cock would go when attempting a DP on a dude. But I guess the old saying “two in the pink one in the stink” is reversed on XHamster. I’m watching two eager Frenchies pork their designated twink together. In the stink. Both of them. Must be fun, I’m kind of jealous.

When cocks are not going in there, you can bet arms are. Whole ass hands in the ass. I mean it’s not an unheard of thing, fisting is a beautiful practice. I just haven’t seen much of it on more normie sites. You really have to lock in and look for it instead of the fisting being served on a silver platter. Or on a crumb and sweat infested towel. Whichever comes first. The dude taking a fistful is old and chubby so you know that hole has been trained for decades. Foursomes and gloryholes are also right there in the mix and the dicks just keep coming. A cum contest? Sure pal. What that means I’m not telling you. Go and find out, the mystery is half the adventure.

All kinds of beefcakes

Have you ever been to France? Me neither. I’m a basement gooner with rotating bitches. There’s no need for me to experience the culture when I have porn. It’s teaching me all kinds of shit about diversity. Twinks, grandpas, BBC bulls, that one fucking Colombian dude that keeps appearing. The best way to truly immerse yourself in a culture is getting up close and personal with someone’s balls. That’s where the pee is stored. And generations of men who will never be because they ended up in someone’s rectum. Well seasoned French grandpa balls will teach you way more than a stale baguette. You can get your wide range of French gay men right here on XHamster.

Mix and match colors and level of seasoned balls all you like. They’ve got just the biggest black cock I’ve ever seen entering a small and willing mouth. Car sex with three men of varying ages who’ll ride off into the sunset after whatever the fuck they’re doing here. Again, not telling you. I’m a tsundere anime girl now. You don’t tell a person about a pink sunset; you invite them over to watch it together. Then you watch each other's pink assholes. The romance I’ve seen on other sites has seeped into my lizard skin. Help. You’ll never take me with you, you French bastards.

Once in a while there’s more diversity than one would ask for. Women. On my gay French site? Never tell me the odds. Likelier than you think. Xhamster, get your shit together, dude. Why is this chick with daddy issues rummaging around the hairy asshole heaven? Sometimes a chick appears in a threesome. That I can forgive. Experimenting with your genitals is for everyone. Just clean up your act with the wild woman sightings, XHamster.

Short form french gays

What is it with you zoomers and short form content? Back in my day, we used to work hard to get our hands on some sweet sweet porn. I can remember it all clearly. Imagine lil’ porn dude sneaking around to steal nudie magazines. You’d have to jack it to like fifteen women, tops. Now you crybabies can’t sit through a free god given art piece of two men licking each other without going on your phone. Short form clips and flicks are all the rage and it’s no different on XHamster. Do you people mash your cock with your phone in your hands? Tell you what, try sitting in front of your PC and tell me about how much better it is in three business days.

At least the dudes are handsome and ripped. Maybe you need a special type of physique to please the algorithm overloads. I wonder what would happen if I posted my peen like this. Probably explode the whole site while everyone in a ten mile radius dies of an orgasm. Sigh. It’s not easy being this well endowed and beautiful. So you won’t be seeing me on XHamster gay and French, sorry. But you’ll be seeing similar shit so relax, Steven. Man after man, they all look like they live in the gym. And I don’t know how they got those cocks, this is basically witchcraft. I need the number of that witch please. No I’m not missing length you nitwit, I just want to do her.

You can get access to the endless scroll session without making an account. Sometimes the opposite is the case, like, dude. How many burner accounts do I have to make to watch some damn pussy? The infinite porn loop also has a comment section. You can go and scream about how much you love gay French ass all you like. Here you’ll be shielded from the occasional jump scare of really gaped assholes that remind me more of gore than porn. Unless you’re into that then uhm, therapy? It’s hot man after sexy chud after ripped stud. I’ve scrolled for ten minutes now so I can attest to that fact. I also need to go watch videos of puppies now before dicks are burned into my retinas. I’ll be counting cocks instead of sheep tonight, all for you people.

Long form french gays

Thank fuck that’s over with. I don’t want to scroll reels for at least three more lifetimes. Listen, buddy, who needs that? These hardworking men put in the work to fill up XHamster with so much gay French porn. Like, at least eighty pages of the stuff. The filtering system is also very pristine. I love a good user experience, I want to cum on those buttons. You can choose how old or new the videos are, solo or not, there’s a lot of shit. It’s like a customize your character section but here the preset is already French and gay. Oh and the old videos don’t necessarily mean a few years back. XHamster has a shit ton of specifically vintage, gay and French porn.

You can niche down to your dicks content. If you’re a dumbass who doesn’t use an adbloker than get with the times old man. If you still don’t wanna use one, then at least your experience on XHamster will be chill. The ads are still hunky beefcakes so you’re not even going to notice them. You might even like it. What do I know? Building your own French gay AI boyfriend sounds like something to do after a good gooning session. It goes without saying, XHamster is fast and unlike other sites easy to look at. The dark background makes my cock rating time that more pleasurable. I’m looking at you xnxx, with your sharpie looking ass blue backdrop. The related tags are right there in your face, so you never have to think. Just keep your dick in your hands and click on ahem, shit like French Quebec.

There’s endless entertainment with the titles too if you’re not super into having an optimized experience. I love how the less popular a site is, the more broken titles get. Fucking this bitch. I love fucking this bear. French fucking. French. I swear to your boobs some jack off literally just put French in the title. It’s a good video too you should go see it. My mans has a monolith of a dong and didn’t even bother to mention it. If you see something in Spanish I bet you twenty bucks that it’s gonna be the same Colombian guy in fishnets. You’re here reading this so I know you’re deep in the sauce and know exactly who I’m talking about. I can’t get rid of the guy he follows me everywhere.